mr. big boy

@itsshandaleer

I don’t like boats and I’m nervous all the time

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mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· 24d

Two crows chilling on a power line 5 inches apart cuz they’re not gay

Two crows sitting on a power line but seconds before I took the photo they were grooming each other and it looked gay as hell

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· 27d

oh fuck oh yeah don’t stop

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· 28d

There is a guy at my gym trying to get small and then I’m there trying to get big. I wish him well.

yes i’m back in the mirror with my shirt off looking for attention someone call the fun police

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· 29d

Oh my god I hate you so much

Pulp Fiction, a most unforgiving pinball table

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jul 13

Starting a big catch up on DC Absolute. Of course Wonder Woman, Princess of Hell, is fantastic. I’m shocked they got me with Batman yet again. GL is a personal fav much like Bishop so I’m locked in. The Outback X-Men are a fun, weird team and I expect Havok to be whored out as usual.

Issues 1-3 of Absolute Wonder Woman, 1-2 of Absolute Green Lantern, 1-3 Absolute Batman, 1 of Bishop’s solo series and 1 of X-Men Outback

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jul 7

Finding out Peter David essentially wrote a Last Temptation of Christ storyline for Supergirl in the 2000s and nodding slowly

a happy lil dog blissfully unaware of the horrors

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jul 6

Can’t believe no one’s interrogated the MLB for turning their viewers gay as hell

Davis Schneider shirtless as usual and some other people who play or cover baseball

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 25

lost the sauce for posing aiming to regroup by August

i’m standing awkwardly next to a guardrail at Griffith observatory because I don’t love having my photo taken by other people but I do trust my boyfriend implicitly and he took this so here we are

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 25

Name your top 3 favorite X-Women: 1. Storm 2. Dazzler 3. Dani Moonstar

Storm greeting guests on Arakko looking severe

A cover from Dazzler’s recent solo series

A cover from Moonstar’s recent solo series with her drawing a psionic arrow in her bow

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 23

gm gay people

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 21

we met this bee puppet at designer con in pasadena and i can’t believe i never explored puppetry as a performer

A line up of modded 80s toys including Faker from He-Man wearing a sombrero styled with the Mexican flag

colourful prints depicting white rabbi and botan rice candy

a bee puppet in a little stage set up with a tinsel curtain

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 14

hey is this anything

I’m sat at the beach. No shirt. Hairy. Wet. I’m not getting sunburned don’t tell anyone I might get sunburned.

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 12

Hello, Miss Big.

yo i am in my wood panelled lobby dressed in black and look average sized even though my post say I’m big do not believe me I am lying

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 11

cortisol levels at record lows glutes vibrating

i’m outside and the sun is shining and my cortisol levels are lowered and i’m wearing a blue and white track jacket and my glasses

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 3

Almost day 3 of Pride Month and no one posting Valentina’s novela 😔

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Jun 3

Cosplaying summer before it rains for a week straight

please forgive me i’m flexing my right arm in the mirror again i swear it’s the last time i’m wearing gray shorts too please i swear it’s the last mirror selfie

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· May 31

It’s gonna be a tiny tini brunch, girls

at brunch with my hand over my mouth for some godforsaken reason

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· May 30

oh man what the hell

whoring myself out for attention with my shirt off and feeling mostly no shame

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· May 27

Fuck it’s so nice in Vancouver it makes me wanna vogue

heavy tree covered street that looks so gorgeous in the sun

once again standing in a mirror in a white shirt and khakis but this time with sunglases

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· May 10

Shout out to the moms for real, love dad

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· May 9

Overhyped vintage/thrift trying to pass off a “buy used” philosophy but they priced a threadbare Jays shirt at $50 baby let’s rethink this

i’m in a change room at a very overpriced and overhyped vintage and thrift shop and my fat hairy legs are out for summer

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Apr 19

I destroyed the Elton John pinball and it played I’m Still Standing and an 8-year old girl next to me sang every lyric like sister sing out louise

My score on Elton John pinball at 4,989,440

me at long beach pinball looking 40 years old

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Mar 31

I think personal blogging sites are going to make a comeback and I’m prepared to read all your posts

my boyfriend bought me this cheers t-shirt and i love it

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Aug 20

got a haircut. going to see my boyfriend this weekend. over-caffeinated. feeling normal.

got a short haircut and im wearing a ghost the band shirt

mr. big boy@itsshandaleer· Aug 9

good morning to the gay and gay adjacent someone asked me to spot them today for the first time and then asked someone else for their remaining sets and i’m not taking it personally