Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
This what everyone wants, right? This is the only thing anyone cares about? Well, you can’t have it! It’s gone now!
OK, using a picture that’s on a lot of my dating profiles as an example. This is generally what I look like. What is it about me that just makes… fucking everyone apparently just immediately start going “Cock? Dick? Penis? You have dick? Please fill hole with dick. Please cock in hole. Please!”
Think my ass is still getting bigger. It’s a shame no one is into chill low key trans girls with big asses and a predilection for wearing tiny tight shorts.
Anyway, enough about putting that type of poison in my body. I’m gonna put this type of poison in my body instead:
YES. You have not truly experienced Mario Party 1 unless you got a blister on your palm from all the mini games.
“Conservatives will use this rhetoric to hurt you too though!” Said the trans woman. “I’m not a transphobe I just want biological men to stay out of women’s sports.” Said the cis woman.
I don’t normally put people on blast but fuck this asshole in particular.
Like what’s even the point of getting skinny enough to show off my body if it just gonna do this shit. I’m fuckin gross either way. I hate this so much. I hate always having something wrong with me. I wish I could put my mind into another body and then viciously butcher this one.
Throwback to when I was still ugly because I was fat like I am now but could at least show off my also fat tits and now I can’t even do that because my body is the most traitorous sack of shit to ever exist.
This one is still too sore to do anything with. The weakness of my flesh and bone continue to disgust me. The rest of my body needs to get on the same page as my face and embrace the purity and superiority of metal.
I’m assuming we’re probably gonna see a lot of this from the centrist class:
They need to make a non-caffeinated version of these. It’s basically an apple soda, and as I freaking love apples I obviously love this, but it also has 200 mg of caffeine, and I drank 2 of them already.
As someone who occasionally engages in T4T it’s handy to keep a container of these on hand
OK, wait, I’m back for one more brief moment. Look at my boy! He just evolved today. I’m gonna use him to kick Red’s ass.
Oh, right. How could I forget to show this? I found a new type of chaser on Tinder, and my first cis woman one. She was way more off putting than any cis man could ever hope to be. Very impressive showing.