Henn, known robot kisser

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Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 3d

My favorite netrunner bit: When they said "any/all pronouns" they fucking MEANT IT. Not to rag on MtG, but Magic could never 😅

The character lore card for a Netrunner character named Ryō "Phoenix" Ōno whose pronouns are listed as any/all:
"Phoenix waved goodbye as his parents 'enrolled' xim in Nebula's Protostar program for young performers. For the next decade, Nebula controlled eir education, diet, health, dress, and friends, modeling her to be the next big pop idol. Under pressure to succeed and the absolute control of NBN, ze went supernova. It ran away from everything, escaping to the slums of Kota Kalimantan. Now, their only goal in life is to burn down everything Nebula stands for, before burning out emself."

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 3d

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 9d

Vessel alert

Screenshot of a tweet that reads:
(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own
Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man
Friend 2: vessel alert

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 12d

"This one welds" 👍 very cool thank you Memnarch "And this one stomps on the welders" ⁉️❓️

Myr Quadropod {4}

Artifact Creature — Myr

{3}: Switch this creature’s power and toughness until end of turn.

Each myr was designed to fill a specific role. This one, for example, was designed to stomp on other myr.
1/4

Illustrated by Christopher Rush

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 12d

Mirrans watching Memnarch design increasingly specialized myr

Tumblr post from user frenums that reads:
Me watching how its made
There b some specific ass machines in this world

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 15d

A picture of a woman with her ear pressed to the ground. Under the ground is a picture of Nadu, Winged Wisdom. Text reads "we still talk about you"

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 17d

🤨

a screenshot of the number of likes on this post: 69 (nice)

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 18d

MH3's "dad" archetype was really a sleeper deck in format, huh?

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 18d

P1P1 my MH3 cube with me?

A picture of 14 cards arranged in a pack from my Modern Horizons 3 cube. The cards are:
- Genku, Future Shaper
- Ruby Medallion
- Suppression Ray // Orderly Plaza
- Eldrazi Ravager
- Reiterating Bolt
- Horrid Shadowspinner
- Faithful Watchdog
- Inspired Inventor
- Rosecot Knight
- Gravedig
- Smelled Chargebug
- Eviacerator's Insight
- Horrific Assault
- Petrifying Meddler

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 19d

He is very goofy :)

A picture of lloyd, a white aussie dog with gray/black spots, one blue eye and one brown eye. He is adorable looking up at the camera.

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 22d

This is what 90% of talking to me is like btw

A screenshot of messages from bluesky between my partner and I that read:
Me: "hang on I have a relevant stupid video"
Me: "I apologize in advance"
Them: "oh no"
Me: [youtube link]
Them: "Oh my fucking god Henn"

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 25d

Blinkmoths were wiped out by Memnarch and then they Phyrexians, sadly 😅 Hovermyr literally ran out of Blinkmoths to harvest. Inkmoths were similarly exhausted 😭

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 25d

We know a lot about how myr come to be! These days theyre mostly reassembled from other myr!

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 25d

🥺

A screenshot of texts that read:
- myr tonite 👀
- myr in zhalfir tonight queen??
- myr tonite 👀

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 25d

Calling it now: new Mechtitan legend in Kamigawa Titanbreach

Mechtitan Core {2}

Artifact — Vehicle

{5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that’s all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners’ control.

Crew 2
2/4

Illustrated by Victor Adame Minguez

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 26d

They actually already made a Glad Robot in Alchemy on Arena!

Spirited Simulacrum {4}

Artifact Creature — Robot

When this creature enters, seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, seek a nonland card.

Warp {4}
2/1

Illustrated by Michal Ivan

Henn, known robot kisser@iwriterobots· 26d

For the unititiated: back during Mirrodin Besieged block, WotC wanted to advertise for the set after the Mirrodin-Phyrexian conflict, but not reveal the victor! As such, a lot of promotional material advertised the fight could go either way. With "Mirrodin Pure" being the Mirrodin Victory. #Vorthos