love that we have the technology to know what song is playing on the radio but someone should really work on a screen that can display more than 8 characters of text at one time. would really be a game changer

many ppl are saying this

i wasn't a True Bolt-liever when it came out but i was quickly converted to a Certified Nut

we’ve all made bad deals tbf

had a lovely meal at the local Murder Burger. staff was very friendly and the only blood-curdling scream i heard was my from toddler trying to scare some grown ups

average day of bimbo work

man they always do my boy so dirty with these american boxes. he’s a happy little blob. stop making him angry. i don’t like him when he’s angry

hell yeah brother

bought the kid a little rechargeable toy car w/ tracks kit at a garage sale. seemed to have all the parts except the charging cable, which is ofc a barrel plug and not USB started looking at adapters on Amazon when i remembered my vibrator uses a barrel plug. and it fits. #momwins #milflife

garage sale deals that go hard

i think we could use a few more kirbys what do you think

shoutouts to @gameonysus.bsky.social for reminding me how much i resent Glover

everybody go star the bimbo repo on github so i can overtake Alberto Del Bimbo's top spot github.com/iznaut/bimbo

i don’t know who needs to hear this but if you have the Nintendo Today app you can add a calendar widget on your home screen and get cute daily Kirby vibes

i used one of those debloat scripts to uninstall the Xbox Game Bar on Windows 11 but every time it still generates an annoying "Get an app to open this 'ms-gamebar' link" popup. luckily i don't see them when i do remote play on the Thor "that's a problem for future izzy" - past izzy

shoutout to the Quality Foods wifi for letting me get all these out before my three free kids meals were ready

last but not least. you can’t tell me the motherfucker who made these didn’t own a Dreamcast

now we’re jumping to the early 2000s. Sonic Adventure background music

another extremely Green Something Zone in a 2D Sonic vibe

this is a casino level until the weird galloping comes in and then could be some cowboy shit

like if you told me this was from the first level of a Sonic Advance i would 100% believe you

i’ve been meaning forever to post these songs from my kid’s sit n’ spin they all have weird Sega energy

can someone please ask alphonso to stop screaming at me every time i walk into the dairy aisle

oh no i just found out this jellyfin app has a miniplayer. how many screens is too many

kid asking for a smoothie: i want one with green yoshi scared of ghosts me handing them a yoshi one: this one? is he scared? kid: no. scared green yoshi of ghosts me: luigi? kid: yeah scared luigi

true

me

CorgiSpace confirmed working on my dual screen toaster

tfw your true conical nature is revealed (do NOT try this at home)