Jai of Revolution

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Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· 17d

And Happy Pride to everyone who came along to @happyvalleypride.bsky.social!

A giant puppet of David Hoyle (in drag) standing about 15ft tall; there are a lot of colourful parade-walkers with hats and flags around

A picture of the Happy Valley Pride Decade Parade taken over the heads of some onlookers. Very colourful and joyous with lots of flags and signs; there’s an ivy-covered building in the background

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· 18d

Nice

An Apple Watch on Jai’s wrist. It’s open to the Exercise minutes ring view, which reads “69/30 MIN”

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· 24d

Bought a GameBoy Advance off eBay and popped in my old Pokémon Sapphire cart that I’ve carried around with me for 23 years, through about 15 house moves and between four disparate areas of the country… and my old save is still intact!

Jai holding a translucent pink Pokémon branded GameBoy Advance console with Pokémon Sapphire playing.
His hand tattoo is partially visible with mind-flayer tentacles running down a thumb and over his knuckles.
Also: free foot content

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Jul 8

Just realised I haven’t posted a pic of my new tattoo.

Jai’s hand on his knee (which is clad in light blue jeans). On the back of his hand is a woodcut-style bold and subtly shaded line tattoo of Cthulhu (or a mind-flayer, pick your poison) with the facial tentacles going down his fingers

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Jun 21

Pfft, ha… I literally just took this one

Jai in a lift with a black greyhound. He’s wearing a grey vest and black shorts, a black cap and sunglasses and taking a selfie while flexing a bicep like a douche. It’s a pretty douche-y picture all round but he thought he looked good in it, so here we are

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Jun 21

Never seen one of these in the wild before 😐

One of those weird t-shirts that says “I heart my hot girlfriend so please stay away from me” seen in a charity shop

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Jun 4

Arrested Development! Very much this, and almost certainly the inspiration for the Big Mouth group, too

The Alliance of Magicians from Arrested Development; a group of weirdos dressed in various comedic “magic”-themed attire posing on a set of steps. They’re holding a sign which states: “We Demand To Be Taken Seriously”.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Jun 3

They look like the creepy magicians from Big Mouth

A screenshot of Big Mouth, featuring Jay Bilzerian and the Sorcerers of the Square Table, so-called because they hang out at the same table at Panera. They’re loser amateur magicians with bizarre dress sense and suspect facial hair, and are very bloody creepy and gross.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· May 29

Sweateh

Extremely sweaty Jai with top off in a lift; he’s wearing beige cargo shorts, a black cap, sunglasses and black trainers, carrying a shopping bag and his top. Two black backpack straps are visible around his shoulders. He looks red, blotchy, damp and breathless.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· May 28

My greatest fan

A large white hand fan with blue accents and pink text outlined in black. The text originally read ‘Fuck the Tories’ but has been amended to read ‘Fuck the TERFs’

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Apr 20

Having to age verify myself on PlayStation Network to retain access to all features for an account I’ve had since about 2006. The options are facial scan, ID scan or text message, and the text message option is borked

A phone screenshot of the ‘Sony Entertainment Network’ Age Verification site, which posts the error “The connection to the server timed out.” every time you try to input your phone number

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Apr 16

This site seems fine

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Apr 15

Hi Spring

A beautiful yellow and orange tinged hint of sunset highlighting fluffy white, grey and quite dark cloud with just a smidge of blue sky in the middle, hung over the top of a cherry tree, heavy with pink blossom and rain. The tree is next to a gold stone building and set on a grassy green with a flower bed and a bench under its boughs facing the nearby road.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Mar 14

Feeling myself today so

Jai in nothing but black CK briefs with a pink waistband, taking a selfie in a full length mirror in front of his bed. He has several tattoos. The bedclothes are cream and green with a pattern of various plant leaves. There is a shelving unit in the background with lots of plants, and colourful prints on the walls.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Mar 7

Also, new specs

Portrait of Jai out and about with grey and black clothing on (as usual). He’s wearing his new glasses which have dark green translucent frames and quite large lenses, and they suit his face OK, actually

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Feb 27

My face this morning

Jai in his bathroom lit by a green light; he’s wearing his glasses and a light sweatshirt and has earphones in. He’s smirking because fuck Labour (and Reform).

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Jan 3

Consent manufacturing machine goes ‘whirrrr’ once again (alt text added)

10m ago 07.58 GMT
Venezuela accuses US of trying to 'seize control' of country's resources
Tom Phillips
Venezuela's authoritarian government has accused the US of risking plunging Latin America into chaos with "an extremely serious" act of "imperial aggression" after Donald Trump reportedly ordered strikes against the South American country.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Jan 1

The Marge Simpson “I just think they’re neat” meme with her holding a guillotine instead of a potato

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Dec 28

I think I’ve smashed about five tubs of these this festive season. Thanks M&S vouchers!

A tub of Marks & Spencer Food Chargrilled Italian Artichokes

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Dec 26

Boxing Day walk, with Ruby *slightly* overstimulated

A view over the hills in Calderdale, with a sunny blue sky and a strip of grey cloud just parallel to the horizon. The sun highlights the hills in the background and there’s a dry stone wall to the right. There’s a hilly field in the mid- and foreground with a black female greyhound right in front of shot with a grey fleece on. She’s got both ears pricked up in a comical fashion.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Dec 8

This is from their own style guide, which possibly compounds that this is an editorial choice being pushed from certain positions

An excerpt from the Gay/Lesbian umbrella section of the BBC News Style Guide:
“Transgender, or trans, is an umbrella term for a person whose gender identity differs from their sex recorded at birth. A person born male who lives as a female, would typically be described as a
"transgender woman" and would take the pronoun
"she". And vice versa. We generally use the term and pronoun preferred by the person in question, unless there are editorial reasons not to do so. If that's unknown - apply that which fits with the way the person lives publicly. If reporting on someone who is making their transition public, it may be appropriate to refer to their previous identity to help audience understanding. It may also be appropriate to refer to a transition to make sense of some stories. We should not include "intersex" or people with differences of sexual development as part of this group.”

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Dec 4

After becoming lame in his left foreleg over the course of a couple of weeks, not responding to pain relief or improving at all, we’ve been told our lad Saru potentially has a bone or nerve tumour and precise diagnosis alone could run to the thousands of pounds.

A black male greyhound in a green dinosaur onesie with yellow spikes wearing a teal harness. A good, handsome boy.

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Dec 2

Just posting this, then I’m escaping again 🦌

A black female greyhound lying on a pink fluffy (not intentionally gendered) blanket on a bed, wearing a cream and tan reindeer hoodie complete with little antlers

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Nov 14

Tree’s up in the square and it’s a nice size 🎄

An unadorned Xmas tree in a rain-soaked town square with white metal barriers around it

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Nov 10

Robbie Gibb sat on the BBC board looking like a malevolent little testicle, a grimly regressive potato with rotten innards

A typical photo of Robbie Gibb, looking like he wants to kick your cat or murder your nan

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Oct 30

I wonder if the update in January 2026 will be “Hi, we now work with a Nazi sociopath and have taken down your local mast in order to charge you extra for his services. Yay!”

An outage message on the O2 website for my postcode which reads:
“Sorry, a phone mast close to you has been taken down.
We've had to remove a mast near you. We've upgraded other masts nearby to help boost the network, we're sorry if you're still having signal issues. We'll update you by January
2026.”

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Oct 24

My two thank you for the recommendation at the end

Two black greyhounds in coats, one with a muzzle, do a passable impression of Agnetha and Anni-Frid from ABBA (one facing towards to the camera and one to stage left)

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Oct 1

Hidden pffffffffffffft

BBC Breaking News push that states “Secret filming by BBC Panorama exposes hidden culture of misogyny and racism inside the Met Police”

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Sep 25

I hate it here

BBC Breaking News push notification that states: “All UK adults to be required to have compulsory digital ID card under new government plans”

Jai of Revolution@j-a-i· Sep 12

It’s autumn so it’s time to rewatch this