I love that the Dobby story isnt true but we all want to bully Harry Potter fans so much, we're just going to believe it was true.

90s romcom wedding farces: someone shits on the wedding dress 2026 wedding farces: 3 strangers with dark pasts. Darcy, a war criminal on the run, responsible for the deaths of 300,000 people in an ethnic cleansing. Jeremy, banned on twitch for sucking off a badger while on bath salts and Jessica.

oooh giving Subculture vibes! Jeez that game was gorgeous.

Screw worms, fungal dust clouds, wildfires, the shit yourself to death lettuce... what next? Godzilla?! (please be Godzilla)

Thats a funny way of saying people are being killed in a pointless war that is only being waged to falsely increase the price of petrol so the the rich can rinse us all of every single fucking penny. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

whats all this before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer, before he was Anthony he was Tony, before he was the Shit Muncher he was the Poop Licker bullshit in ads now? Fuck off.

ban mowers let nature thrive you bellends

fucking hell, Arrow. Do you just want to take all of my september paycheck?

yeesh MCU dropping their not going ahead with two projects with black leads on the same day...

Ernie Hammer: "I'm not a psycho!" Makes his big comeback playing a fucking psychopath and claims he's a hero. Yep, that'll convince everyone, you lanky cannibal.

european (including UK) governments need to stop placating and ignoring the threat from the right and start seriously cracking down on hate groups and political parties with "anti-woke" rhetoric. They're the ones actively ruining lives or killing.

having a definitive human protagonist in BR2099 is a bold move, when there hasn't been a single sympathetic human character in the entire series 😂 (Closest is MAYBE JF Sebastian but then there's evidence he is a complete fucking monster, depending on who the dead woman is in his apartment)

oof some disappointing names helping Depp do his big comeback.

I think what's even worse about Meta using Bowie's "Five Years" is people explaining that Five Years is about the end of the world, as if it's some obscured, veiled subtext of the song.

me, every time the car that I took to a garage to be repaired, only to be told it was unrepairable and needed to be scrapped, drives past me

is the answer "not as worried as the news media wants us to be with their overinflated coverage"?

had one of these, Freecom Beatman! I always wanted a Zune when they came out but never did.

Fun game so far, but when you rewind the tape with the pencil, the pencil is in the wrong hole/tape is wrapping around the wrong spindle. This should make the tape unspool, or at least make the tape wrap around the spindle the pencil is in, not the opposite one. -Source: I am old as fuck.

fuck these stupid little microphones. Get a proper one or clip that thing on ffs

Don't talk to me or my Capcom daughter ever again.

OH MY GOD, FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS IN THE YEAR 2026 MIDNIGHT DINER IS COMING BACK FOR A 6TH SEASON, RELEASING LATER THIS YEAR!!!!!!!

where's the option for "you jump scared me with James Corden at 6am"

oh noice, the Tove Jansson illustrated version of Alice in Wonderland is available in English

Guardian reckons I've read 60 Articles and am one of their "top readers." Every single one of those was to go share an article for being a pile of fucking shite journalism by a bunch of fucking boot licking lackeys

its faux lego which I dont usually fuck with but this moomin house set looks pretty nice

uuhhh uhhhh its violent rhetoric YEAH, NO SHIT

Please look respectfully at my Type R Integra.

is this the mayor of Rushsylvania?

this is what B-52 pilots have to wear and they're even further away!