Jack Q. Riley (He/Him)
@jackandjillcpl
Uncoupled neurodivergent polyam atheist geek/Oxford comma user/nazi puncher with library cards in four NorCal counties. Sleepwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Elon hater before it was hip. Suburban and boring, but in a really sexy way. NSFW.
To be clear, I could have been there. But I'm so out of the loop that I had no idea school started today; when I asked her a couple weeks ago, my kid said she thought the first day was Friday. Since I'll be at the condo on Friday I figured there was no cause for concern. Anyway, I texted her.
I never did find soft-shell crabs. I was really looking forward to recreating the Kraken, my favorite sandwich from Bay Area eatery-on-wheels Adam's Grub Truck.
Last week of my forties.
1 like = 1 random fact about me that may or may not already be in my #jqrfacts thread
1 like = 1 favorite song
1 like = 1 fictional crush past or present
I've had one-night stands with women who touched my dick less.
🎵 Hello tinnitus my old friend 🎶
In 2008 I saw AC/DC at the Fleet Center and thought, "How many more years can Angus Young keep doing this?" and the answer was "At least eighteen".
I'm concerned about a friend of mine: A thread. (cw: references to child endangerment, familial abandonment, infidelity, child custody, psychological abuse)
It's currently 80° at 12:45 AM.
Fun thread.
I hope this #ThursdayThirstTrap makes up for the lack of one last week.
Do hotel rooms make anyone else horny? It's not just me, right? #ThursdayThirstTrap
Sometimes I'm too exhausted to - in the words of the Dude - jerk off manually. #ThursdayThirstTrap
This week's #ThursdayThirstTrap is a pair of suggestive images that I hope bring you sufficient joy and excitement to make it to the end of your work week.
Tonight's dinner was white chicken chili. It's a low-carb recipe my wife used to make back when I didn't eat carbs. This is my first time making it myself. Bonus: handporn, if you're into that.
I cleaned up under the sink and mopped the kitchen floor. I'll fix the wayward J-trap tomorrow.
In the current economic climate it's very considerate of any retailer to offer a discount. But I'm not loading a basket with pricey merchandise hoping for 40% off at the register when maybe five of your coupons offer a discount greater than 10%. I'm not even leaving my house for less than 25.
Let today's #ThursdayThirstTrap serve as a reminder that I look just as good with clothes on as I do without. #ThirstTrap #HotGuy #LawdyMama
My daughter and I saw the trailer for Hokum before the last Scream film and decided we'd watch it when it came out. I figured she'd end up seeing it with friends or something, but she texted last week to ask if I still wanted to go.
Here's something you can use as a response to the next unsolicited* cock shot you receive. *or solicited, if you really want to freak them out
