birthday week off officially starts now 😌

lunchtime pump

hi

squeezed in some lunchtime gym sessions this week + new undies

horrendous tan lines but we move

beat the heat

🥊

yes i did buy the grindr exclusive madonna vinyl for my straight housemate, that’s allyship right there

inadvertently turned up to the function in the same outfit as my fellow aging twinks

forgot to take an after pic from my haircut so have a pic that conveys the petty drama that’s been occurring in the communal kitchen at work instead

wfhhhhh

went for drinks after work and then the building next to us caught fire

iykyk

gm say it back 😗

first workout after a v heavy few days was tough! who’d have thought!

gonna miss our annual hot tub rental 😪

lunchtime dip

if work want me, they can find me in the hot tub

morning post gym thirst traps are all well and good aside from the horrendous bed hair i get

trying to breast boobily into the summer

thinking of this today

no bank holiday today

this is about to be the cuntiest thing in the world of resident evil since lady dimitrescu

warm sunday afternoon is it

love a sunny saturday despite what my pouty expression may suggest

shoutout to how my arm looks in this pic

how does one take gym selfies without unbearable amounts of shame? felt like I was committing a crime

went out with the girls last night

just fully crashed out in my room because I woke up early to go swimming and realised I left my goggles in the changing room

hmm I shouldn’t drink wine on a work night