I used to tell people all the time, "no one moves to New York for the weather" because of how crazy hot and cold it gets there (plus the obvious), but Melbourne...? C'mon, dude.

Not a byline but remains one of my favourite journalism credits

is there a term for when you've typed/written/looked at a word so much that you no longer think you know the correct spelling of it? my current suspect is "species"

Me: I should get a butane refill for the lighter I sometimes need to use to light the stove. Woolies: so, maybe ya wanna blow up your house?

Almost done with this CRBA application (making my daughter an American), I had to look up when I moved to London, first match: my dear old dog's pet cargo ticket on Virgin Atlantic 😢 I still miss Conor Dogberst 💔🐶

I won't stay on the 90s nostalgia train too long but one of my favourite albums from that decade has got to be Ill Communication. Cause you can't you won't and you don't stop 😂

🚨every single mobile phone in Australia is about to go off 📢

Thank you photos app for reminding me that this special moment happened 14 years ago back in London while covering the summer games.

okay, I ordered a copy of the book

Just submitted an application to adopt this good girl ❤️🙏🏼

Go home, Google photos, you're drunk. Yes, this is a photo of me (from a lifetime ago), we were in Lilongwe/Malawi and came across this random sign while lost in an area without street signs. But to lead a spotlight-on-me type photo reel with this is just... I'm going with "hilarious" 😂

Just woke up, looked at my phone, and heyyyy @news.abc.net.au that's not cool!

Is it something messed up on my phone or are there... bizarre twin tower emojis sprinkled through this announcement?

Also today, we discovered a new fairy tree in the nabe

thank you france for making such things, my brain is distracted

So excited!

On Phillip Island for the first time, we looked out at the water and... hopefully it's friendly. Otherwise, it's been real 🫡