Jaded Valkyr

@jadedvalkyr

Carrot // 🇦🇺 // WrA-US// 18+ please // Video games and darker art. Sometimes I draw things. Sometimes I post pics of animals I find in the garden.

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Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· 1d

Legion Remix 02 - Mage I never did do all these, I want to try to continue them anyway as practice. #Warcraft | #WarcraftArt | #Goblin

Portrait of a goth goblin. A gothlin, if you will. She has long black hair and 2 triangle-shaped buns, and she probably hates you.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· 16d

A comm - Scathe, Atticus and Primmrose. Two Forsaken and their hopelessly misguided, derelict half-elf

An albino half-elf in dirty, tattered middle-age style dress stands in a graveyard at night, clutching a Light crucifix and a self-flagellation device. She is nervous, she is flanked by two very tall undead men, one fat and disgusting with a selection of dead rats strapped to his belt and a lantern, the other a grimdark plague doctor peering at a butterfly. They are Horrible people (Primmrose is nice)

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jul 3

I cannot find my version of this meme anywhere, this will have to suffice

forsaken punk drinks heavy spirits, erupts in fel flames from both ends, it's bad for everyone

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jun 30

Happy Pride everyone

Meme of a punk Forsaken thumbs-upping the viewer and grinning while another one pukes in a toilet in the background. We're pregnant! :D

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jun 11

I'm having a great time with Tomodachi Life

Screenshot of a tiny cute pink-haired Mii!Miama. She tells the viewer, 'Sixtus tried talking to me about the perils of anal-fisting, but...' Obviously, she doesn't think it's a problem. She is a fool.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· May 23

My father died ten years ago.

Texturey digital artwork collage of an old man with a huge beard and black cowboy hat, his guitar, a ship in the ocean, a celtic cross gravestone and gum leaves with a full moon behind. There is a black cat on the guitar and black ink dripping from the collage.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· May 21

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Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Apr 15

I did the video game grid meme. The main takeaway here I think is that I'm old.

A grid of video games I have played separated by Opinions and I'm not going to list them all out in alt because I do not have that kind of patience.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Apr 12

if you see this, post a goth (or a punk) girl 🦇🕸️

A white woman with long muted blue hair leans on a shelf while wearing sexy black lingerie. She's smoking and has a couple of shitty tattoos on her upper arms. 'I just wanted them to spite my parents,' she would readily admit.

Black and white ink portrait of a young undead woman with high-set ponytails, a metal jaw ans round sunglasses.

Portrait of an undead girl with curly, pale blonde hair and glowing yellow eyes. Thorny rose vines decorate her bruised throat and black roses decorate her above the breast. She is sad and tired. :(

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Apr 5

Artist! Show your long hair art!

Portrait of a World of Warcraft female Forsaken with her pale blonde hair being blown way upwards. She has overly pale, undead skin and exaggeratedly large eyes. Her eyes and fingers glow with holy Light and flecks of it float around her.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Mar 12

Digital art of an undead ranger with a giant bow grinning maniacally down at the viewer in a blizzard.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Mar 2

Year of the Horse

A stylised black horse leaping. It has black smoke for hair and many glowing blue eyes. Its neck and belly are opening like giant, sharp-toothed mouths.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Feb 24

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Feb 12

The culprit

A very distressed black cat in a cat carrier

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Feb 10

Finally remembered to do it for you, here's the first guy I logged into tonight.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jan 18

I too am Exhausted picrew.me/en/image_mak...

Picrew image of an extremely tired ginger woman with blue eyes and a lot of facial piercings.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jan 17

Darroll and his cat Puffins who is a very real, normal cat

Half-body artwork of a Forsaken mage with red hair and half his face missing. An enormous orange and white maine coon cat with arcane eyes is sat on his shoulders.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jan 5

Hi I am a disabled hobby artist and I've been active in the community since 2009. I mostly draw the undead, but I used to love trolls too and will draw any race on and off. I'm pretty quiet and not super-prolific, and I don't really advertise commissions but I'll sometimes do them if approached.

portrait of a forsaken girl with her blonde hair swirling upwards. Her fingers are burnt by glowing holy magic.

A dark ranger standing over the viewer pointing a bow and arrow towards them. A red moon glows behind her head.

A goblin milf with long blue hair and a cutey-fluffy spider buddy on her hand.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Dec 22

I keep mine in one of these things. Not sure if it actually protects them a little from breakage in transport but it makes me *feel* like it does...

A fabric zip-up case with multiple 'pages' for storing coloured pencils

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Dec 6

artists, quote with your horned #art 😈 ‪

A demon priest with lightning bolt shaped horns, red eyes and long, black hair.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Nov 18

Legion Remix 01 - Warlock: Pneumonica #Warcraft | #WarcraftArt | #Undead

Portrait of a Forsaken warlock screaming and spitting bloody plague. She has Bride of Frankenstein hair and a bunch of plagued pustules on her skin. Her pendant is a dramatically glowing, floating Eye of Kilrogg.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Oct 14

Dark Ranger Valaena found your combat prowess... lacking, #warcraft + #elfenjoyers + #forsaken

Artwork of an undead elf pointing a bow roughly down towards the viewer. She smiles viciously, there's a big red moon behind her. She's going to kill you, worm.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jul 26

If you see this disaster on WrA... yeah, he's mine

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jul 23

Your pfp is your therapist: Sure, I've had *way* worse.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jun 27

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jun 10

I am always so late to the party I roll up after everyone else is gone. Roddy is still beautiful and everyone else is still beneath him...

Red-haired femboy sticks his leggies up real far in shiny latex pants that might as well be painted on and heeled winklepickers. He has an open, off-white ruffled shirt and is reading Voltaire because he is a French wanker.

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Jun 4

You can find the Corpsegrin Irregulars on Argent Dawn (EU), if you look, and maybe @rotwild.bsky.social will spit on you if you are very lucky

Embroidered patch-style art of a sharp-toothed skull with fel fire coming out of its eye sockets and an axe, cutlass and dagger crossed behind it

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· May 16

slapped some colour on an old portrait of @rotwild.bsky.social since he still loves it #warcraft #forsaken

portrait of a rotting Forsaken with big sharp teeth and an ego too big for Lordaeron

Jaded Valkyr@jadedvalkyr· Apr 4

Quote with your portraits!