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Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky

@jafarvcf

He/Him • عراقي • Marxist-Leninist • Hater • Londoner

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Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· 14d

Latvia is close enough to Estonia so I'm bringing up this gem

The Republic of Indonesia is made up of 10s of thousands of islands hundreds of cultures and languages. The Estonia is made up of beef and onion slop eating Hungarians who polished the cockspur of German horses for 1000 years before being elevated to sapience by the USSR

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· 22d

"Mate"
- Ange Postecoglou

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· 24d

Halftime show

Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved this this story should die.

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Jul 8

Wrong because Engels drew this

Engels doodle of a curly woman with her tits out

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Jun 29

Kaishu Sano

Picture of male cheerleaders in skirts with the text "Dudes on my timeline be like GO ACCUSED RAPIST" above the picture

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Jun 22

I had this in my gallery in September 2020. Some of us knew for an extremely long time

A banner in a football stand that says "KEIR THANKS FOR THE FORENSICS BUT IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE"

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Jun 16

This post was fact checked by real Qin dynasty legalists

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· May 26

Justin Trudeau with a speech bubble

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Apr 27

Bennett and Lapid vs Netanyahu. This is basically every Israeli politicians in all the things that matter

John Jackson and Jack Johnson. Identical twin candidate from Futurama.

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Apr 19

My family: "Heaven gained another Angel today (crying angle and broken heart emoji)"

Me in Hell: screenshot of the game DOOM with the text WHERE IS KHRUSHCHEV?

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Apr 7

When the world needed him the most. He vanished

That freaky looking kid who tried to assassinate Trump. Thomas Crooks

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Mar 18

Text saying "Apologies, we got it massively wrong."
Jamie Carragher next to it in black and white wearing a Luis Suarez shirt.

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Feb 2

Literally my life motto

Scene from the Sopranos.
Christopher Moltisanti: "You ever feel like nothing good was wver gonna happen to you?"
Paulie Gualtieri: "Yeah, and nothing did. So what?"

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Jan 31

His 16 words live with me forever

Google screenshot of "longest sentence by monkey"
Going to a wiki entry "Nim's longest sentence was the 16-word-long "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you""

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Dec 31

Just going to leave this here

Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Dec 25

😂 This remains his best bit though

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Nov 14

Black man in a black coat with sunglasses in a funeral

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Nov 11

Keir Starmer

from Junji Ito's horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault. The panel shows a bespectacled man clamoring into a man-shaped hole in a cliffside as he says, "This is my hole! It was made for me!"

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Oct 10

Meanwhile the peace prize laureate.

Maria Corina Machado
@MariaCorinaYA

"This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to concluse our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count in President Trump, the people of the United States, the people of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Sep 28

This is what it would feel like

I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Sep 15

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Sep 14

Jokerfication complete.

The Joker saying "Good evening, folks. I'm The Joker."

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Sep 8

Everyone is a g until they meet a real G

Muriqi with a goal and a green rating (7.6) vs Gyökeres who didn't score and has an orange rating (6.4)

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Aug 25

The 'A'

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Aug 9

Comic of everyone laughing at a guy because he peed his pants. Then he smirks saying "heh. Rent free"

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Aug 6

Gif from the Simpson, which says dig up, stupid!

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Aug 6

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Aug 5

Neanderthal wojak in gym with the text "lift heavy stone make sad head voice quiet" above

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Aug 3

Only Valencia CF fan on bluesky@jafarvcf· Jul 27

I remember reading about you. Here it is

Retarded Ejaculation in Homosexual Patients: A Report of Nine Cases

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