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jake

@jakecc

a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 25 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev

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jake@jakecc· 26d

at least i'm still cute

nude mirror selfie throwing a peace sign. a hint of dick root and enough bush to get a pube stuck in your teeth

jake@jakecc· 26d

spent half an hour rescuing a cricket from the garage

a selfie with a thumbs up. my hand is filthy, my face and shirt are drenched with sweat and i look exhausted but happy

jake@jakecc· 27d

i'm crying why is he spazzing like that

jake@jakecc· 27d

aw shit they fuckin

small isopod mounting a larger one. diarrhea lettuce in the foreground

jake@jakecc· 29d

like i'm actually appalled what is this

four colors corresponding to my birth chart; libra sun gets "balanced rose," a soft rose shade; virgo moon gets "quiet eucalyptus," a pale moss color; sagittarius rising gets "horizon violet," a shade of purple similar to lavender; scorpio venus gets "wine velvet," a slightly desaturated red wine color.

the only color i personally vibe with is virgo... the rest aren't necessarily bad or anything but the whole combination is just plain ugly to me

jake@jakecc· 29d

well i think the junk disassembly factory was a success... the cost for building it being my sanity

a screenshot from fallout 4 showing a mess of conveyor belts moving resources around. a belt in the lower right carries a few weapon mods being sent for disassembly; the other prominent belt in the scene carries a load of resources from other scrapped mods

a screenshot from fallout 4 of a hopper's inventory, containing most of the base resources used for building/crafting. quite a few resources total in the hundreds, some in the thousands

jake@jakecc· Jul 13

goodnight

jake@jakecc· Jul 12

i slept through a quake i guess??

alert for a 4.5 magnitude earthquake from three hours ago (like 4am)

jake@jakecc· Jul 11

expressing strong feelings of loric through the pain

a drawing of a fake emotion labeled "LORIC" that looks like someone about to crash out with small dots for eyes and a deranged neutral expression

jake@jakecc· Jul 9

i haven't been watching big brother so i have zero context for what happened here. who the fuck did they atomize last episode

a scene from the latest big brother episode showing a large cafeteria-like space, half of which is absolutely drenched in a red liquid that's just a shade or two brighter than blood to tell it's artificial

jake@jakecc· Jul 9

turns out he wanted to pose

ludwig, a white and gray kitten with stripes and green eyes, laying lavishly on a bed with beige sheets. his demeanor gives the vibe of a classical portrait of a noble, with his paw twisted up as if holding a glass of wine

jake@jakecc· Jul 9

me to myself as of late

jake@jakecc· Jul 9

hang in there, literally

a western fence lizard clinging to a wall, looking at the camera. it's mostly dark gray-brown with lighter and darker stripes and spots going down its body

jake@jakecc· Jul 8

in a better headspace

A shot zoomed in on the loop of the incredible coaster at Disney California adventure

selfie with a bright blue drink with guardians of the Galaxy mission breakout in the background

jake@jakecc· Jul 7

realized the DLC added ball tracks, which means a sequencer could theoretically be made... anyway here's the new sign i just built

jake@jakecc· Jul 6

and he can stay mad!

replying to the above poster dragging his wife (why am i assuming this guy can get bitches)

jake@jakecc· Jul 5

complaining about this black dot btw

screenshot of the back of an iphone 16 pro, with a red arrow pointing at the lidar depth camera. it's directly adjacent to the rest of the cameras

screenshot of the back of an iphone 17 pro, with a red arrow pointing at the lidar depth camera. it's off to the right, far away from the rest of the cameras

jake@jakecc· Jul 5

me and him btw

three pictures of a cleffa + clefairy plush. they're snuggling

jake@jakecc· Jul 5

LOOK AT THIS MESS

selfie showing my cheeks and arm covered in red white and blue glitter

jake@jakecc· Jul 4

happy fourth of july. fuck the united states.

tattoo of an american flag patterened star with fireworks around it on my shoulder

same tattoo but applied as a tramp stamp to the boyfie

jake@jakecc· Jul 4

at least i'm still cute

peace sign selfie laying on a beige couch in a dimly lit room

jake@jakecc· Jul 3

clocking in for his shift at the biscuit factory

jake@jakecc· Jul 3

LOVE staying over with the boywife

sleep score for last night: 18/100 or "Very Low"

jake@jakecc· Jul 3

made a friend

large june bug on my pointer finger

jake@jakecc· Jul 2

it's okay, still usable, just another thing to add to my list

corner of my phone with the telltale black/green splotches of an OLED display failure

jake@jakecc· Jul 1

aren't you supposed to be in there?

a similarly-sized isopod now on my nose as i take a selfie with the terrarium in the background

jake@jakecc· Jul 1

gm from the bugs

large isopod crawling up my knuckle

jake@jakecc· Jun 27

the tired eepies hitting hard today

pepper, a black and tan tabby cat, asleep on a bed with her head resting on her paw

jake@jakecc· Jun 27

anyways

ludwig the kitten rubbing his face on a desk leg

jake@jakecc· Jun 26

stop i can only get so erect

political compass test:
73% woke, 27% chud
38% techbro, 62% neo-luddite
45% hopepilled 55% doomer
66% davos 34% dubai

i do not know what most of these mean but it says my closest match is daddy dani so i think it checks out