Bloody *FINALLY* I first pledged to this in early 2021 not long after I moved into my current flat. Now, over 5 full Great British YEARS later, I’m due to move again to what will hopefully be my forever home in the next few months. It’s taken THAT long. #StarTrek
9 years gone. I can scarcely believe how long it’s been. Still miss you.
Rather fittingly, I just walked past a lone magpie. RIP King Kev 🖤🤍
AND DID THOSE FEEEEEEET IN ANCIENT TIIIIIIIIME, WALK UPON ENGLAAAANDS MOUNTAINS GREEEEEEEN
I’m sorry everyone, but this match has the potential to awaken a very dark side of me. The most nationalistic, St George’s Cross waving, ING-ER-LUUUND chanting, God Save the King singing version of me any of you have ever seen. A side of me I wasn’t even sure existed. LETS SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
Every time I see this new England kit, the collar in particular, all I can think of is this #StarTrek
RIP Jake’s walking boots. She died doing what she loved, being a shoe. 2009-2026 #DL26
Might as fucking well be. People will be chasing Geordies down the street with one of these going “BEEP! BEEEEEEP!”
I think we all saw this coming months off, but it hasn’t made it any easier to watch. Here’s hoping this big a platform is their metaphorical noose to hang themselves with
It is 2015 and I am writing my dissertation with the Snooker World Championships on. It is 2016 and I am writing my dissertation with the Snooker World Championships on. It is 2026 and I am writing my dissertation with the Snooker World Championships on.