Kevin (Des)

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Kevin (Des)@jambodes· 28d

Poverty is a political choice. That was proven during COVID when we were able to get all the homeless of the streets, only to turf them back out again later. How the proposed #UBI in this article would change lives:

Chart showing income change by current income decile.

Lowest decide income increases by 140%

Deciles 2 to 7, increases by 5 to 10%

Decile 8 no change

Decile 9 and 10 decreases by 2 to 7%

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jul 10

Yep. And wait till they hear what the Labour govt have been up to against the trans+ community.

Bloodstained handprint with a rise pattern in the middle, and text:

Labour is killing trans people

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jul 10

Was likely to happen but still: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 ⚽️🇱🇻

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jul 9

People of a certain age reading this post:

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jul 8

GO GET 'EM BOBS!!!! "You can't get away with words, even if you've got a way with words" ✊🏾🇵🇸✊🏾

Selfie photo of Bob Vylan on stage with crowd behind them and text:

We are suing the BBC for defamation

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 27

Currently looking forward to completely lose my shit in the middle of a hot sweaty mess of bodies. It's self care. 😁 Whatever and however it works for you. 🫶🏽

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 27

Seen the byline only but looks like he was not selected to be an MP for a racist party. I wonder why??

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 26

Spare ticket for @kneecapceol.bsky.social tomorrow, if anyone is looking. £50 only (below face value). Gig buddy has fucked up with work, so can't make it. 🙄 Gonna be a loooong hot day, but an absolute blast! 😎

KNEECAP
CRYSTAL PALACE PAVILION LONDON
SATURDNY 27TH JUNE 2026. DOORS OPEN 18:OO

KNEECAP 20:25
THE MARYWALOPERS 18:35
FAT DOG 17:15
BIG PIG 14:00
CURRIERS 15:00
MADRA SALACH 14:00

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 26

Maybe a bit too soon for you. But here's some incentive for you. 🙂

COOK ISLANDS FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION
VACANCY
Cook Islands National Men's Head Coach
The Cook Islands Football Association (CIFA) invites Expressions of Interest from experienced and qualified coaches to lead the Cook Islands Men's National Team.
The successful applicant willbe responsible for the planning, preparation, and performance of the national team in regional and international competitions while supporting the continued development of football in the Cook |slands,
Requirements
Strong understanding of Cook Islands culture, with the ability to adapt and foster a team environment that reflects its values and heritage
•Holds a recognised OFC/FIFA coaching qualification. C Licence and Above •Has experience coaching at senior representative, elite club, or national team level.
Demonstrates strong leadership, communication, and team management skills.
•Is committed to player development and high-performance standards Interested candidates should submit:
•A cover letter outlining their interest and suitability
.Acurrent CV.
Submit applications to: miijoseph@cisoccer.org.ck
Closing Date: Friday, 10 July 2026
For more information contact Mii Joseph mii.joseph@cisoccer.org.ck

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 26

It can identify coaches also. Just saying. 🙂

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 26

Yep.

Image of a starfish on the beach.

The Starfish Story Original Story by: Loren Eisley

One day a man was walking along the beach, when he noticed a boy hurriedly picking up and gently throwing things into the ocean.
Approaching the boy, he asked, Young man, what are you doing?"
The boy replied, "Throwing starfish back into the ocean. The surf is up and the tide is going out. If I don`t throw them back, they'l die."
The man laughed to himself and said, "Don't you realize there are miles and miles of beach and hundreds of starfish? You can't make any difference!"
After listening politely, the boy bent down, picked up another starfish. and threw it into the surf Then, smiling at the man, he said,
"I made a difference to that one."

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 26

That. And...😬

Ash the android, just before losing his shit

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 25

Can just envision Burnham's first cabinet being Starmer's last cabinet. 🙄

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 24

And then the population density map. LOL.

Map of Population density in Australia, showing everybody clinging to the coastline for dear life, due to the insane inland temperatures.

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 24

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Valuetainment @valuetainment
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JUST IN: Anthropic CEO says Al companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they'l go bankrupt.

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 24

The Health Secretary rightly apalled at the treatment of families as revealed in the Ockenden review into Nottingham NHS maternity services. Would that he extend the same compassion to the trans+ community and their families, currently being abused by the same NHS. There will be a reckoning. 🩷🤍💙

Health secretary 'felt numb' after meeting Nottingham families
Health Secretary James Murray told the Commons he met families taking part in the maternity review last week.
He said: "I felt numb after hearing the depth of their pain. I felt even more numb when I considered how many famnilies not in the room went through such a trauma too, and the forgotten children who survived but lived with the consequences of failings in maternity care every day.
"I felt devastated that so many women and babies, as well as their fathers and other family members, had suffered injury, death and lasting trauma whilst under the care of the NHS.
"Now, having met the families and having seen the report, I feel appalled by the neglect, incompetence, racism, discrimination, contempt and harassment that so many suffered.
"I -feel heartbroken to know that at so many times, when they tried to raise the alarm about thelr care, they were ignored, sneered at, disbelieved, blared and Lied to."

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 24

Indeed. And sounded like Jordan Pickford had a "normal one" also. 🤪

Still photo of the Schumaker horror challenge on Batiston

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 23

TW: Mutilation What happened if you weren't productive enough for good old Leopold:

Photos of nine Congolese amputees, with text:

"The pictures get sneaked around everywhere"

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 23

As part of the defenders union, I'm gutted tbh. Thought he'd be around for a bit longer with an actual chance to be played at his normal position, now that DM has gone. Though we'll always have this:

Steinwender, head bandaged and fist raised.

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 22

My man could be away away. Nooooooooooooo. 😫 ⚽🇱🇻

Michael Steinwender (in head bandage) with Jamie McCart giving the thumbs up after beating Rangers at Tynecastle.

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 22

Fuck me! "Triumph" 🤣🤣🤣

Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social Well there we are then. The shitty stick is to be handed over, and will be no less shitty when it is. My guess is that
in a decade Starmer's period in office will be viewed as a triumph, and his defenestration viewed as a massive own goal by a Parliamentary Labour Party living in denial of reality.

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 22

Weather presenter: "Red heat warnings have been issued for the South of England. Be sure to look after yourself folks, that sun can be a killer" England: "I ain't listening to that woke shit"

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 21

Thoughts also with those for whom today is difficult for whatever reason. 🫶🏽 Missing this king today ♥️

Candle in a jar decorated with St Vincent and the Grenadines flag.

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 19

If you think I'm engaging with whoever this is, then you're having a fucking laugh. 🤣🤣🤣 *The blood never dried*

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We gave the world commerce, engineering, sport, the English language, universal education and equality before the law, then gave up our Empire to defeat fascism, twice

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 19

Probably not alone in the Hearts support in saying "Thanks for last season, but you can ram it pal" ⚽🇱🇻

Good chatting guy meme.

Goose:
Why was your time at Hearts so short Derek?

WHY WAS YOUR TIME AT HEARTS SO SHORT???

Derek:
Wait for me Lawrence

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 19

Reading that post like: 😁

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 18

What's the problem? 😁

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 18

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

Scene from the film Anaconda, with the snake about to devour an unfortunate man

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 17

🇪🇺 Heart of Midlothian will face Sturm Graz in Q2 of the Champions League. Ties are due to be played 21/22 and 28/29 July ⚽🇱🇻

UCL 2nd Qualifying round

HMFC and FC Sturm Graz club crests

Kevin (Des)@jambodes· Jun 15

Fine by me! 🤣🤣🤣