Ah, the world of today, where everyone's last performance is Orson Welles in Transformers The Movie because pretty much everything is Transformers The Movie

Most of what I came and saw was a peaceful protest

What a useful technology.

Great player, great shirt, great team, great man

The address! On your cheques! Has been a Wagamama since 2009-ah

Daughter has this from school - I assume it downplays the contribution of Paul McCartney

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Godard on AI

“We can finally do Saucy Jack. People should envy us. I envy us.”

Yes I have a question

I mean, I don’t work for Sainsbury’s or have access to their data, but when I hear 0.02% of everyone who crosses their threshold in a week, I don’t think “oh, that’s a trivially small number.”

At least Bear Grylls wouldnt have embarrassed the government by being publicly linked to a sex offender

Andy Burnham’s older than you think

They’ve got a point

Just improved that for you no worries you’re welcome

Yeah that’s not going to work. You are still going to need jizz.

Violets are blue, roses are red

Rain don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays

JFC the idea that some people live in a space where that guy did a good job

Harsh burn on Keir’s “trying to swallow a whole meatball” speaking voice

I mean I was there - and it wasn’t like there were an exceptional number of changes for live telly.

The intention is clearer in the extant first draft

If you see this, post a comic cover you love

If you can’t spot the error, it’s McCclaren.

Brown trout

“It’s been declined, do you have any other method of payment?”

What a useful technology.