ok u can have a pic

fine you can see them

tummy Tuesday?

I looked hot going to hang out the washing on this toasty fat boy Friday

hello. I look hot. you’re welcome

Hi Kay, Attached is my resume. Hope to hear from you soon. Cheers, Theo

also I was bullied about my gay panic which I deserved but also this is how I felt all night

food for the remainder of today will look like this bc if I have to turn on the stove I’ll simply die

I promise I’m not cosplaying an old Greek man (I’m not wearing my gold chain)

quote with your favourite picture of you from 2025 you’re getting two bc one is a bit one and one is a real one

very sad Sunday but I got a lovely pal visit and a new home for my plant

motherfucker

this is second only to buying fucked up freak fruit for $3 at the market

hello

it was actually fucking lush though

trying to convince my boyfriend to send me pictures of his cat

I do actually lmao

serving hospital cunt (I’m having a tube shoved down my throat while I’m unconscious)

gm to no one except this fucking legend

how good’s a joint and a fruity drink

hello. is this anything

if you see this post, do it! pronouns: they/them height: 5’8” shoe size: 42 smoke: 🍃 tattoos: 20, my fave are my knuckles that say HELL YEAH piercings: ears x8, nose x3, lip fav drink: soda water with lime baby

my beautiful son…… I love you Rook the two handed warrior