It’s Wednesday and we’re expecting Mr Softee to show up around 5pm. We’re playing it safe and having ice cream for dinner. #adulting
If my cat was human, she would be a keyboard warrior. That’s why she isn’t allowed online anymore
He ya’ll it’s that time again
I am Coco’s #2 human and #1 is out of town for a week. This is my opportunity to take over the top spot. We went to a dog park yesterday and she fell in love with a Pomsky. They have a dog tomorrow. Not sure if it’s enough to be #1.
They are adorable. Really cute. My dog does the fake broken leg trick when food is around too, just like Ernie. This is my girl Coco when she’s not getting her way immediately. Ridiculous.
These two brothers are progressive grifters. They’ve always given me the ick. They are just telling liberals what they want to hear. Bro was flexing his cybertruck. Hello, #Rivian is a truck.
Pick your fighter. Match begins when I am just drifting off to sleep. #Dog #Cat
By some merch and hit that like button to keep Charlie’s memory alive.
Found #DoorDash grandma’s cute little lakefront house. These acting gigs are paying pretty well. Hi Sharon!
Following in the footsteps of #Allbirds, we are happy to announce that my dog, Coco, has agreed to pivot towards AI. We are excited for this next chapter and look forward to meeting with VC firms early next week. #AI #Dog
How about a chihuahua mix that will actually call people out on their bullshit? Coco doesn’t play.
The Game of Thrones theme song included lots of Mr. Pigglesworth.
A Redditor eloquently described MAGA’s current state.
Communion by Whitley Strieber
The guilotine blade that was used to execute Marie Antoinette.
Using the same sign from last year feels like cheating a bit. Almost changed it to No Kings, motherfucker. Seriously over this motherfucking orange POS pedo. #NoKings
Birdie isn’t snuggly but she gives you a gentle kiss on the cheek everyday.
#Caturday
The family who owned and operated the orchards lived in Congdon Castle. The family never interacted with the community. They silently ruled over their orchards like lords and treated migrant workers like serfs.
Christi and Cory mid flight. America is officially a Mel Brooks movie.
Dave Chappelle said we were overreacting. Called all of us cancel culture warriors(eye roll) and brought Elon Musk onstage during his comedy tour. Don’t be fooled. He’s incapable of connecting Elon>DOGE>ICE. Or even Trump>ICE. #ICEOUT #DaveChappelle
A quick dive into this MAGA billionaire led to his wife, Gayle Roski. “A gifted artist” who traveled the world. This what happens when the super elite try to be creative:
Not McDonald’s. Not decades of drug abuse. This. This might be the nail in his coffin. Feliz Domingo del Super Bowl. #FuckIce #BadBunny
When I use this sign at protests, women love it.
Christy Noem on FOX News today, declaring that anyone who opposes the Trump administration is a domestic terrorist.
#FuckICE