Jason Avant
@jasonavant
Content Director Guy/Writer/Editor/Occasional Rugby Player/Mediocre Surfer. Formerly @petcobra at The Bad Place. He/Him. Portlander. Stuff I’ve written:
What do you want to bet his team Googled "Where is Lebanon" five minutes before the meeting and handed him this:
Happy birthday to Ernest Hemingway, who knew what was up with Cuba. (Picture of me in 2019 taken at El Floridita in Havana, the place that served Papa's favorite daiquiri. Yes, I've been to Cuba. Everything about it was lovely; fuck Trump forever.)
(I do wonder if there's a Star Trek TOS character that fits McConnell. Visually, the closest might be Fake Balok)
I'm visiting my dear friend Mitch McConnell, who graciously allowed me to take a photo of him. As you can see he's doing great. Right, Mitch? (He beeped once; that's a big yes, folks!)
As an enthusiastic supporter of USA Rugby, I can assure you that USA Soccer is not alone in their complete inability to design a decent kit. In fact, the designers seem to think it's a race to the bottom.
Back in Encinitas for the first time since moving to Portland 2.5 years ago. Reunited with some dear, dear friends
TIL that Tom Morello and I have the same birthday (he's five years older and infinitely cooler)
"Americans don't really eat leeks," Kelli observed while we were making this warm leek, pancetta and egg salad. "I don't know why." My guess - and this is supported by current events: Americans are fucking stupid.
Look, I'm not saying that Paul Thomas Anderson should adapt this with Kathryn Hahn as Maxine, but I'm not NOT saying that either
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Fringe (2008 - 2013)
If you hit play when the first astronaut emerges from Integrity it syncs up perfectly
I mean, sitting on my couch watching 4 astronauts flying towards the earth at 24,000 miles per hour after a trip to the goddamn moon?
SOMEBODY STOP THEM THEY CAN'T LAND THAT THING ON THE EARTH IT'S TOO GODDAMN BIG
I worry though that his Large Man Versus Large Space Robot movie might give the impression that he is too highbrow for the masses