Jason Sims
@jasonsims
Jokes and typos. Huntsville, AL.
Happy Canada Day/Fête du Canada! A wondrous land where these guys smoke & taught a dog to smoke. These guys sure smoke.
You know Luther Campbell did the “shoulda had a V8” gesture the first time he saw one of these at the farmers market.
I thought this graphic from The War Cabinet doc from Frontline (currently on YouTube) made them look like they were contestants on a reality show where they have to figure out which one them farted in an elevator, so now y’all have to see this.
After you see I Love Boosters, don’t sleep on I’m A Virgo if you have Prime.
Also, it was made to be seen on a big screen theater screen with big theater sound. The colors! The textures! The music!
Fellow Southern Left Scum: we’ve got 160 years of unfinished business. Let’s get to work.
The comments section of the official Shrek Facebook page’s Cinco de Mayo post is an unhinged place.
This looks like it was designed to make the kind of person who’s predisposed to abuse solvents think it’s badass.
The conservative outrage over changing the Cracker Barrel logo makes sense when you realize it stems from the implication that a person should expect to retire (even after almost 50 years on the job.)
These maniacs are stripping our country and its institutions for parts like it all belongs to them. It’s past time to show them it doesn’t.
Look, some say Tommy Tuberville is America’s Dumbest Senator™, but it’s not really giving him the full recognition he deserves for also being an enormous xenophobe & racist.
Tonight at Saturn in B’ham: This smart, funny show featuring some of Alabama’s funniest (and me) is YOUR chance to ask the questions politicians are too scared to answer. Info at TownHallShow.com
This image represents the peak of our culture, now sliding towards its nadir.
Apple: No bad guys may be seen using our products. Microsoft: And they’re basically the Klan? OK. How many Surfaces do you need?
One can hope that America’s Dumbest Senator™ is too dumb to knowingly make allusions to antisemitic propaganda from Nazi Germany. It’s probably just good ol’ fashioned garden variety American racism. Go home to Florida, coach.
Look, the world is on fire and everything is a farce, so someone give me $9 million* to make a live action Hard Pack TV series. *$9 million American, not Camel Cash