Jasper Alva 🔞

@jasperalva

NO MINORS! Any Pronoun! 26 Years Old! A Vtuber Spider Boi who streams games!!

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Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· 28d

Yipee!! #warhammer40k #vtuber #envtuber

The Warhammer 40K Astra Militarum HippoGriff Armored Fighting Vehicle (AFV) boxed model set

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Jun 27

Corporate hired this guy just for this job. It helps that he's Itty bitty 🤏 Thank you again @hatchetko.bsky.social for the wonderful Model and Meme! #vtuber #spidertuber #envtuber #punktuber

The most blank expression from my new spider model, the top text saying "I have hired this to stare at you"

His four eyes staring into your soul like God intended.

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Jun 22

Reminder!! June 23rd, 10am cst 5 year anniversary stream!! We got a new model! We got a Mecha Chameleon collab!! We got ... DAMN IT TODD ... Skyrim 24 hour challenge run ... :^) Hope to see you guys there!! #vtuber #skyrim #elderscrolls #streamer #anniversary #spidertuber

5 Year Anniversary Stream: June 23, 10am CST

24 Hour "Spider-Born" Playthrough:
0.3 player height
Light armor only
Daggers only

Mecha Chameleon Collab:
7pm cst

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Jun 1

Hi Mama Maid 💙 My name is Jasper Alva, previously a Cowboy Cowboy who was experemented on, and changed into a Spider Person. Model and reference by @hatchetko.bsky.social

My full model reference, full with toggleabke spider legs, toggleable jacket, and toggleable hair colors.

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Jun 1

I promise you there's a better screen cap Opera watching over the Prydwen as the Brotherhood shows up

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· May 17

You know Jowol, there's a small channel I like to go to. Up and coming streamer, seems like a cool guy. Maybe you could watch some of his stuff, you might like it. :)

It's a screen shot of Ray Narvaez Jr's channel link in YouTube. And shows the following:

Ray Narvaez Jr.
@rayyylmao
601k subscribers •2.7k videos

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Apr 7

Im also willing

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Mar 24

Late night dogs dude :)

Hot dogs in buns with chili, sourkraut, sweet relish, and mustard

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Feb 18

*squints* Fighting?? Yeah bud??? You sure buddy???? www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Feb 4

I'm Jasper Alva, Punk Spider VTuber, variety streamer, and world record speedrun holder. Streams are currently in the later afternoon on Mondays and Wednesdays, and mid day Fridays. (Unless things come up) Art tag: #Jaspart Reference and main model by @hatchetko.bsky.social

Reference Art for Punk Spider Vtuber Model. Showing the side, front with the jacket and front without the jacket, and the back.
References for the alternative hair colors. (Blue, Purple, and Green)
And color references for the model.

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Feb 4

Yes officer, I'm the one being called out here

Smug Twink Spider Boy with the text "You like Sleep Token cause they wear masks and no shirts, don't you?"

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Dec 2

Fucking Finally dude I've been here the whole time

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Nov 7

This is what its like being my friend. @avivavt.bsky.social

A home screen on a phone where the notification shows me saying the word "porn" with no context

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Oct 28

🕸️10 Games to Get to Know Me 🕸️ Yeah ... I'm just a simple lil spider boi. Also a fair bit of these were from my childhood. Art by @hatchetko.bsky.social

10 games are:
Call of Duty 2 (First Call of Duty)
Minecraft (Specifically the XBox 360 Edition)
Battleblock Theater (A classic, and I will drag more friends into this game)
Call of Duty World at War (The GOAT, and my speedrun world record game!)
Age of Empires 2 (My first RTS and its still so solid)
Dragon Quest 9 (First RPG and I love it to death)
Outer Wilds (The newest of the games, and it was just so beautifully put together)
Halo 3 ODST (Not the first Halo I played, but the best)
Pokemon Emerald (Best Pokemon game, and no, the amount of water on the map is not an issue)
Stonehearth (A beautiful colony builder that I wish more people knew about)

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Oct 20

A new addition to the guitar case from @knictoons.bsky.social I love how she's looking at the crown like "Well what the heck is this?"

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Oct 19

New Schedule Just dropped!! Hopefully Shantae works better then it did last time. But we will be playing more Signalis this week as well!! Honestly super excited to play more of it!!

Stream Schedule
10-18 to 10/24
(All times CST)
Saturday - Rest day
Sunday - Rest Day
Monday - Signalis - 6 PM
Teusday - Rest Day
Wednesday - Shantae Advanced - 11 AM
Thursday - Rest Day
Friday - Signalis - 7 PM

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Oct 13

Chat Do you think he's ready for what he's about to get himself into? 30 min till stream!!

Spider Vtuber smiling in front of the opening menu for Signalis, a phsycological horror game.

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Oct 12

Totally not late on this teehee BUT YEAH NEW SCHEDULES!! Jumping back into Shantae on Wednesday And starting Signalis on Monday and Friday!! My pick of scary game for the month and I'm excited to try it!! Hope to see you all there @ twitch.tv/jasperalva #vtuber #vsky #spidertuber #envtuber

Stream Schedule:

Saturday- Rest Day
Sunday- Rest Day
Monday- Signalis 6pm
Tuesday- Rest Day
Wednesday Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution 11am
Thursday- Rest Day
Friday- Signalis 6pm

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Oct 3

I am your Spider!! Reminder that the Rebrand is October 9th!! Thats NEXT WEEK!! That day will come fast so keep an eye out for the announcments!! Model's done by the wonderful and fantastic @hatchetko.bsky.social #vtuber #vsky #streamer #spidertuber #envtuber

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Sep 30

Not me, dropping my full model mid announcment of a rebrand to see what Glasses thinks I'd be 👉👈

Cute twink boy with spider features like four fuzzy spider legs on his back, four eyes, and small mouth fangs.

Wearing a black body suit with a web designed "boob window", dark shorts with a chain on one side, torn fishnets, and boots that go to his knees. White sleeves go to his shoulder, and his wrists have brown arm bands. The other variation has a green jacket with fur in the collar.

Alternate hair colors are also shown.

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Sep 28

Changes Coming October 9th 1 PM CST Be There Or Else~ #vtuber #vsky #streamer #rebrand #spidertuber #envtuber

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Aug 19

Chat, am I Special Week Coded? www.quotev.com/quiz/1709812...

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Aug 10

Happy 1 Year Anniversary @riveroharevt.bsky.social I love you dearly, and even if you drive me a little crazy sometimes, and even if I dont understand Omegaverse stuff when you yap about it, I still feel myself smiling when I hear your voice. I couldn't ask for anyone else. 💙💙💙

My cowboy cowboy self, holding my partner River, who is a western goth themed rabbit boy, from behind. River is holding a jar of fireflies and the background is the night sky.

The general feel is very lovie

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Jul 24

The only Achievements I'm missing in Easy Red 2 ... And they're the hardest achievements to get imo

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Jul 12

Fishing Jamboree is in an hour, and the hosts are ready to go!! @casmurdis.bsky.social #vtuber #streamer #vsky #fishing #minecraft

Me, a Cowboy cowboy and Casti, a red haired rat boy, are both using our smaller, more goofy/chibi models. We are behind a table that says "Fishing Jambo" with a circle in the middle that has 2 Minecraft fish in it. On the table is a microphone for both of us, and a legally different water bottle.

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· Jun 3

European Tiktoker's: "Oh my god, a European Heat wave is so bad. It's terrible." Me, a southerner, sitting in my car on lunch: :^) life be lifin'

A picture of my cars dashboard where the time says 4:00pm and 100°F

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· May 31

@vlympia.bsky.social Has Officially started!! You're boy is going to be in: Lethal company June 1st 5pm cst MarioKart 8 Deluxe June 8th 3pm cst Helldivers 2 June 11 6:30pm cst I'm really excited for it this year! Here's the trading card for the me! Skrungly Jasper by @riveroharevt.bsky.social

2025 Vlympia Trading Card for me, Jasper.

The border is a lined and stared outlining, colored brown, gold, and Grey. The picture in the middle is a skrungly Jasper art, in his usual cowboy outfit of white button up under a brown vest, blue jeans woth cowboy boots. A blue bandana and a cowboy hat to match.

The other information on the card is:
JasperAlvaUshi
He/Him
Player R
Four stars!!

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· May 30

It's almost that time of year Where the gays thaw out and spread mischief and happiness and kiss the other gays. Happy Pride Everyone #vtuber #streamer #envtuber

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· May 26

Streams Over!! We now have food and will be eating this shit up. Idk what it is, Aphid my sibiling made it, but it smells divine

Jasper Alva 🔞@jasperalva· May 18

Does Test stream Me: Nice it works, now we can start streaming again!! My Brain: Slaps me with an unwant to do anything but lay in bed all day on my off days