Jasper the cat

@jasthecat

*Segrentarri of Cattitude & Shramps* I’m Jasper! A 8yo rescue cat living my best life. Brother to Darcie. 🌈 Here to take a break from politics and follow cat accounts. #AdoptDontShop

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Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 15h

#BoopsForBertie 🖤🖤

An extreme close up of a black cat’s face

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 15h

Dis howe owr kitshen owtletts fele bowt mine mom pudttink an blancket on mine hed! Sayme guyes, sayme. #cats #catsofbluesky #notacatphotosorry

A photo of three electric outlets who look shocked and disappointed

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 1d

Storey timb! So lasst nite dis oranj guye comb to mine padeo and ime thenk - mine frend @itsflanoy.bsky.social is heer to bisit me! But idt was nodt Flanoy!Juss sum guye, on mine proberty! Weale ime mite hab loss mine tempar an littol bidt, yellink amd screemin amd trien to gedt himb thru the dore…

A black cat is snuggled against a lilac colored quilt. Half of his head and one eye is covered by the quilt. He looks like he’s in deep thought.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 6d

Mine mom do an BIGGE forgor! 😾😾 But she finelly comb bak too daye! Ime so habbie! #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is stretched out on a couch, his human is lying beside him. His front paws are stretched out touching her stomach.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 12d

Guyse…mine mom mayke me gedt an jobe!!!!! She saye ime start tamoorow! Wille be the wurst Mundaye ebber. 😾😾 #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat sits in front of a cardboard “laptop” cat scratcher. He is looking back at the camera as if to say “are you serious right now?”

A black cat is lying on the floor next to a cardboard “laptop” cat scratcher. The graphics on the toy make it look like he’s attending a Zoom meeting.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 15d

Timb for dimanite? Goode destrackshon

A black cat holding a cat toy shaped like a stick of dynamite

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 15d

#ThrowbackThursday to dat timb mine sistre fownd an bugge. #cats #catsofbluesky

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 19d

Mine mom was acksercising on the flore amd she ignoor me so ime bite hers armb. NONE RAGRETS. #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat looks off camera. His ears are slightly airplaned. He looks pensive but not at all regretful that he bit his human earlier.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 24d

Holeding on to mine legge in case @olliewilliams.bsky.social stopps by… #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is sleeping on a gray sofa. One of his back legs is stretched out in front of him and his front paw is resting on it.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 24d

Oah hay guise! Wats goink on?

A photo of three cats under a table. Two black cats, one holding a stick of dynamite in his paws, and a tabby cat with a blue bow on his head

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· 28d

Mine mom juss gedt homb after an bigge forgor! Liyke tree (3) dayes! Ime am snuggol wile all so gib the cowld showlder. So meen of her. #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat snuggles next to his human while refusing to look at her.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jul 5

Juss an lil sleeby guye. #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is laying on a bed. He’s on his back with his front paws in the air. He looks sleepy.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 29

An crimb happin!!! Mine mom starberrys are all gawne! Sumwun eet dem all when dey stille grene! Ime am trakking an susspeckt. 🕵️ #cats #catsofbluesky

A strawberry plant with empty stems where there used to be strawberries.

A black cat is looking out an open window. On the lawn in front of the window is a squirrel.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 25

Hie fife frend!

A black cat’s paw reaching out for a high five

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 22

Mine dinnar is apposed to be at 8:30 pee-emm. Too nite ime donut gedt dinnar undtil 8:37 pee-emm!!! Wat is dis bull shint?!? #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is looking at the camera with a serious expression.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 22

Sundae nite bapbapbap mom wif mine tale undtil she gedt me dinnar #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is snuggled against his human’s leg. He is facing away from the camera - you see the back of his head and his back. Not pictured is his tail, which is currently bapping his human.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 20

Ime was rootin fore yu Smilla… #Hedgewatch #Scotland

A black cat wearing a light green bucket hat that says HWCafe World Cup 2026.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 19

Snogglin mine mom wile she watsh spordtsbol #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is snuggled against his human. His eyes are closed.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 17

Abbandinned…forgor…mom sitt owtsiyde too nite amd juss leaf me lone…WOH IS ME IME AM FORNLORN #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat on the other side of a screen door, looking out

A black cat on the other side of a screen door, laying down

A black cat on the other side of a screen door, sitting up, judging his human for leaving him inside

A black cat on the other side of a screen door, trying to use his powers of cuteness to will his human back inside

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 11

Guyse…idt habbin agin!! Wat monnstor wuld do dis to mine shramp?! #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is sitting upright on a grey and beige carpet. He is looking slightly to the side of the camera. Next to him is a catnip shrimp toy. Next to it are two legs that have been torn off the toy. It’s a mystery who is responsible for this. He won’t rest until it’s solved.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 6

Yup! Rite heer!

A black cat lays on the floor playing with a stick of dynamite (catnip toy).

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 6

The fase yu mayke wen yur mom eets an hott dogge budt dus nodt shayre enny. #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is looking straight at the camera. His mouth is slightly open in disbelief.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· Jun 4

Ime do an #hedgewatch under the currtin too daye…budt dere was an SKWORL owtside! 😾😾 #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is laying on a cat tree next to an open window. A sheer white curtain is resting on him so that his top half is behind the curtain and his bottom half is showing. He is looking out the window.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· May 23

Ime wuld nodt miss dis fore my frend - Ime heer! 💔

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· May 19

Ime agree! Dis cannut comtinyue!

A black cat with a wide open mouth looks like he’s shouting

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· May 18

Dere was an “gest” in mine howse dis wekendt. Wat is dis bull shint, mom. Dey eben sleeb in the ruum wif mine cate tree so ime cannut go in dere! Mine own howse! Dis cannut happin agin! #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat has airplane ears and looks grumpy.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· May 16

Shore besty…me amd mine littol brudder are reddy! ARRRRERRGH

A black cat is sitting on a bookshelf next to a cat shaped salt lamp. They are both wearing eye patches and pirate hats. There is a pirate ship in the foreground.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· May 14

Plodting mine mom demize iffin she donut gedt ub amd gib me dinner soon. #cats #catsofbluesky

A black cat is snuggled against a human wearing a pink shirt and a gray sweater. He looks disgruntled because his dinner is late.

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· May 10

Ime gib mine mom snoggles fore cate-momb daye so she gib me noze rubs 😻😻 #cats #catsofbluesky (ps,,the wadder bottel is fore hers wadder collors paynt, she donut ebber sprayes me, in cayse enny buddy gedt rong ideeas)

Jasper the cat@jasthecat· May 8

Mine mom godt me sleebin on mine #hedgewatch 😾 Idt is hard werk, Mom! #cats #catsofbluesky