I was on a normal date with a guy. He made some quip I can't even remember and I quipped back, "That's gonna cost you." His face lit up like a Christmas tree. We looked at each other for a long moment. We both knew. His wallet was Mine.

Abolish the juries. Abolish the televote. The winner of Eurovision every year should be whoever spends the most time singing into the wrong camera.

Not weak at all. I would say you have excellent literary taste. Go for it.

When you read My books and posts, you're training yourself to be a useful asset. If you have to ask if it's a coincidence, you're already dumber than you think. Congratulations.

I don't care nearly as much about your feelings as I do about your behaviors. But if you act like you're deeply in love long enough, it tends to become true.

Depends on what you're into. Financial stuff: Open House. Chastity: The Space Bears. BDSM: Stored. Robots: I Want to be a Cyborg. Cuckery: Best Man's Burden. But best just buy them all: www.amazon.com/Jay-H...

I love 'em. Twice the foibles to play with.

Captain Janeway to Me, 30 seconds after we meet:

I have 24 books on the Kindle Store. Good assets buy them, read them, and leave 5-star ratings and effusive reviews of them. It's OK that you don't know what "effusive" means. www.amazon.com/store...

Great question. Yes, you'll find My stories draw a sharp distinction between erotic and sexual. Read "I Want to be a Cyborg," "Dad State," "Stored," and "The Space Bears" to learn how erotic sexlessness can be.

This refers to My practice of tracking men as numbered assets. Anonymous AMA, so there's no way to know for sure if you specifically do, but every man I've met since November 30, 2020, has been entered into My asset tracking system.

No. I love writing, but I really hate taking direction from other people. I've found it much easier to just change your thoughts so that everything I write becomes your favorite thing to read.

Kudos for finding the anonymous AMA on My website. If you like My stories, you should see My emails.

Countdown to Christmas, the Jay Hypno way. Your gift is the spiciest, most twisted advent calendar you’ve ever unwrapped. From Monday through Christmas Eve, every day, you’ll get a brand-new story pulled straight from My most shameless special interests, exclusively at jayhypnowriter.com/c....

“Best Man’s Burden,” is live on Kindle! As Seamus and Charlie plan their dream wedding, dominant best man Garth threatens to upend everything. Get My latest gay cuck romance now. jayhypnowriter.com/books/best-m...

Missed "Dad State" when it ran on My blog this summer? You should be ashamed. But lucky you, Zach’s full journey from middle-aged layabout to dutiful dad is now on Kindle. Get it now and discuss it at the next neighborhood BBQ. jayhypnowriter.com/b...

“I Want to Be a Cyborg” cracked the Top 100 LGBTQ+ Sci-Fi bestsellers on Kindle! Read it already? Thanks for making that happen. Haven’t yet? Check out My story of a husband's secret robot desires that could wreck, or save, his marriage. www.amazon.com/Want-...

Another numbered asset joins the club.

Hey, pervs. If you enjoyed the first two chapters of "The Office Dad," and you want to know what happens next with Hal and the tech bros, you can now buy the full story on Kindle. #bears #m4m #gayromance www.amazon.com/dp/B0...

I'm taking a quick writing break and wondering what idea to jump into next. Could be robots, or dystopia, or bearded dads. I'll open up My "unused ideas" file and pick one at random. #M4M #kink #erotica #BearWriter

Congratulations. Today is a universal penalty day for all contracted assets. The penalty cards drawn are J♦️ , 9❤️, and 2♠️. Refer to your contract for penalty calculations and payment information. #kink #m4m #BearMaster

Happy Friday, pervs. So many stories about controlled and transformed men, and only so many hours in a day. The writing lair is on overdrive this morning. #M4M #kink #erotica #BearWriter

Why do you always look so nervous during O/our weekly 1:1s? As long as you kneel and answer every question with, “Yes, Sir,” you’ll be certain to hit your KPIs this quarter. #Dom #M4M #BearBoss #kink

Thanks to the fan who just chipped in $10 to My coffee fund. I appreciate the idea fuel to crank out more weird, fun, twisted stories about dudes being controlled and transformed. buymeacoffee.com/jay...

Thanks to the perv who liked My stories so much that he chipped in $25 to My coffee fund. That'll keep Me energized enough to hammer out a few more twisted tales this weekend. buymeacoffee.com/jay...

Anonymous pervs coming through this week! Thanks, perv, for chipping in to keep the coffee flowing. I think I'll take a break from the writing loft and go get caffeinated right now. buymeacoffee.com/jay...

An anonymous perv contributed to My caffeine habit! Thanks, anonymous perv, for keeping the coffee—and the kinky stories—flowing. buymeacoffee.com/jayhypnowriter

Thanks to the anonymous perv who supported My caffeine habit today. Time to fuel up and write more kinky fiction. buymeacoffee.com/jayhypnowriter

And a special thanks to you pervs who have already gotten "The Rowdy's Way" onto the top 100 LGBTQ+ short stories list. 3/3

MetalbondNYC bought 5 coffees! Thanks for keeping Me caffeinated so I can keep serving up more weird, fun fiction. buymeacoffee.com/jayhypnowriter