Jay Reding

@jayreding

↙️↙️↙️ Attorney, aviation enthusiast, and writer. Located in Occupied Minneapolis. Opinions solely my own, especially the sweary ones.

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Jay Reding@jayreding· 26d

What does being outside in Minnesota feel like today?

Jay Reding@jayreding· 27d

Face I’m submitting for Bluesky

A macroscopic photo of a tapeworm’s head with two large orifaces that resemble eyes with a toothy-looking scolex below.

Jay Reding@jayreding· 27d

Emperor Palpatine announces that all Storm Troopers will receive midi-chlorian treatments. “We are a high-Sith Imperial force!”

Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars sitting on a throne and grimacing.

Jay Reding@jayreding· 28d

Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts!

A guillotine drawn in the style of 1980s neon vapor wave art with a sun and digital-style mountains in the background.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jul 11

This is from 2010, no idea why I kept it or where it’s originally from:

An Apple Note reading as follows:

At the International Bureau of Weights and Measures, the shit-ton was originally represented by a ton of shit kept at carefully maintained humidity and pressure. These days, they express it as some multiple of the shit pound represented by a lump of platinum molded to resemble a pile of shit.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jul 4

This Fourth of July Caturday Bear says that Thomas Jefferson would have supported his right to go out the front door and eat those finches, who are probably in league with George III.

A black cat on a hardwood floor looming back at the camera with his mouth open mid-meow.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jul 4

A cartoon glowing skeleton in a black jacket saying “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jun 22

A gorgeously ribbed Wagyu steak cooked very rare on a wooden plate we got from the closing on our house with the title company’s name on it.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jun 18

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Wonderfalls, a quirky mid-aughts comedy from Bryan Fuller that was one of the million shows Fox axed. It starred Caroline Dhavernas, second only to poutine for “greatest things to come out of Quebec.”

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jun 14

I am puppy sitting for my brother-in-law, and my puppy nephew is just too damn contented…

A Rottweiler dog laying in grass with his eyes closed looking very contented. He is wearing a blue checkered bandana around his neck.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jun 13

Bear’s Caturday exercises involve trying to murder the two asshole birds that appear to be taunting him. If only that door wasn’t in the way!

A black cat sitting in front of a white door looking up at a window. Off frame is an asshole bird tormenting the cat.

This asshole bird may weigh a couple of ounces tops but remembers that he was a T-Rex 100 million years ago. It is a gray and black bird sitting on a white pipe.

Jay Reding@jayreding· May 28

This is Bear. Bear knows he is not supposed to sit on the island. Bear does not care for this rule.

A large black cat with yellow eyes sitting on a wooden butcher’s block.

Jay Reding@jayreding· May 22

The sequel to “Spock’s Brain.”

The Enterprise-D from Star Trek: The Next Generation with the episode title “Riker’s Dick”

Jay Reding@jayreding· May 20

Pieces of a SpaceX Starship reentering after blowing up in what should have been a really fucking obvious metaphor.

Jay Reding@jayreding· May 9

We have a runner!

An adorable baby bunny in a raised planter taking its first steps into the world.

Jay Reding@jayreding· May 9

I don’t remember planting bunnies in my garden, but they sure are cute before they get to the “voraciously eating the veggies” stage!

7 adorable baby bunnies in a nest made of fur and leaves. They are almost full grown and are packed tightly together.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Apr 15

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Hi-C Ecto Cooler (1989-2016, 2021)

A juice box of Hi-C Ecto Cooler, showing Slimer the green ghost surrounded by orange slices.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Apr 13

A Space Marine from Warhammer 40K in a suit of power armor looking at the camera with the caption “Did you just see that heresy?”

Jay Reding@jayreding· Feb 7

Bart Simpson sitting on a couch scowling and saying “we need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.”

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jan 25

When we say that the average person is getting radicalized, this is exactly what supports that conclusion. People who aren’t dialed in to politics at all are, dare I say it, waking up.

A Reddit post from r/NFLNorthMemeWar showing a referee standing in a football field with the following caption:

“The ruling on the field is that this is a meme football sub

HOWEVER…

FUCK ICE
and fuck any bootlicker who supports them”

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jan 21

This post isn’t about Battlestar Galactica.

“There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.”
- William Adama, Battlestar Galactica

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jan 20

Not only was protesting at that church morally acceptable, but it is literally following in the model of Jesus Christ himself. What defiles a church is it being used to lead people to evil, and ICE is unabashedly evil and anti-Christian.

A Renaissance-era painting by Italian painter Bonifacio Veronese depicting Jesus driving the money-lenders out of the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. Jesus is depicted with his hand back ready to strike at a moneychanger on the ground with his hand up defensively. All around him, others are scampering away, except for a woman holding a child looking at Jesus with respect.

Jay Reding@jayreding· Jan 17

Here is the key part of the Tincher v. Noem decision, which is a fantastic decision for constitutional observers in Minnesota: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...