Jay Stooksberry
@jaystooksberry
Professional word nerd. Managing editor at Commonwealth Foundation. Occasional writer at @reason.com. Author of "Oxford Mania." Scourge of #TeamOxford. Opinions and bad jokes are my own. You can't have them. www.jaystooksberry.com www.oxfordmania.com
Iran is to the United States as Boris the Blade is to Bullet-Tooth Tony.
BREAKING: Troy Jackson caught showing off his tattoo of Graham Platner. Can this campaign catch a break?
MAGA: We won the war and decimated Iran's military in the process! MAGA: We still need more money to fight Iran.
Sometimes the invisible hand of the market is flipping you the bird.
And guess what else you should thank for allowing Balogun to play for the United States? Birthright citizenship, you absolute potato.
BREAKING: DOJ has uncovered new evidence of two possible reflecting pool vandals. Suspects are considered armed and dangerous with a classic soundtrack.
Another example, brought to you by the same tired and debunked Oxfordnista argument.
For example, a better headline for this would be: "Independents still overwhelmingly disapprove of Trump."
Courtroom artist depiction of Donny sitting in on oral arguments today.
New rule: If your knee-jerk reaction to today's events is "he shouldn't have had a gun," you don't get to fly the Gadsden flag ever again. #abolishICE
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The Oxford comma is wildly overrated and cultishly adored. I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026. Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.
I think my favorite part about "House of Dynamite" is that Stringer Bell is President of the United States.
More shameless self-promotion by @governor.pa.gov. Five bucks says this blowhard's first stops on his book tour are in New Hampshire and Iowa.
Libertarians claiming that Trump is "the most anti-war president in America history" continue to beclown themselves.