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@jaywallace1

Aspiring Writer. I like Poetry, Vaporwave, Weird Fiction, Weird Movies and Motorcycles.

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jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 1d

When Carl starts posting about "Fast and the Furi-" I mean "The Vroom Vroom Boys..."

The Betazoid GIft Box, beloved by @carlinspace.bsky.social.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 5d

Took the Navi out this morning. Found some machines.

A chartreuse Honda Navi, parked next to a Ducati 1198 on the side of a road. The Ducati is either out of gas or stolen.

A chartreuse Honda Navi next to a rusty, green specialty tracked machine, either a ditch digger or a potato planter. This is has been parked on the side of the road next to a ditch for ages.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 6d

Took today off. Went on a trip. Found a train.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 12d

The Brompton, pixelated. | Charmera Millennium

The Brompton and the Solar Farm, in coral.

The Brompton and the Solar Farm, in teal.

The Brompton and the Solar Farm, in honey.

The Brompton and the Solar Farm, in violet.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 12d

On Call this week, meaning early Sunday morning duties, meaning early Sunday morning bike ride. I haven't ridden in months due to the heat. Felt great.

A grey-and-seafoam Brompton folding bike, folded up. The sun peeks over the roof of a building across the street.

The Brompton, unfolded, basket on, parked in front of a 20 MPH School Zone sign, a solar farm next to the road.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 12d

Cuz, eating grass. | Charmera Millennium

Cuz again, in coral pixels, chomping on a piece of grass.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 19d

Got a new flashlight (800 lumens for $25) and decided to test it out tonight. Cuz was happy to see me. Used my Osmo Nano for this; has the same low light capability as my Pocket 3. Really thinking I should shoot a short film with this for Halloween.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 19d

Sunsets and Cuz. | Kodak Charmera.

Cuz, rubbing up against a pole in a raised bed, yellow filter.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 19d

Cuz. Evening. | Kodak Charmera Millennium

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 19d

Three more on the Millennium Charmera. The two violet close-ups of him were shot in the dark and turned out better than I expected.

Normal picture of Dusty (Yes, he's sleeping on everyone's shoes, he likes it there.) framed with an early-2000s orange Kodak Digital Camera-esque bezel.

Close-up of Dusty, in violet pixels, from the side.

Close-up of Dusty, in violet pixels, 3/4 view.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 19d

Test photos of Dusty with the Millennium Charmera.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 19d

New Charmera arrived last night. Here it is with it's older brother.

Two Kodak Charmeras: Left, the classic Charmera in grey with a sorta-rainbow stripes and black lens cover. Right, the new Charmera Millennium in orange with KODAK in yellow pixelated font and a silver lens cover.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 23d

There's a storm to the west in the shape of a dinosaur.

Radar image of a thunderstorm. It looks like a T-Rex. Or an Allosaurus who's posing in a way that you can't see their arms.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 24d

Got new multi-tools today, and the outfit I got them from sent two gifts with it: A bean-shaped package opener and a headband. I'm very appreciative of the headband because the AC upstairs didn't kick on until this afternoon, so I soaked the headband while a box fan pointed at me to cool off.

The new tools: In the middle, a black Nextool K30. (Chinese Leatherman Free T4, with bigger scissors and a bit driver) Right, a baby blue Nextool S0. (Chinese Leatherman Micra that doesn't cost $50 and has no knife, which I don't mind, and bigger tweezers) And to the left, a generic, red mini-knife in the shape of a bean with Chinese lettering I can't read. I did not order the kidney bean mini-knife.

The kidney bean mini-knife unfolded: It's a hook for cutting open packages.

A grey Nextool headband, worn by me. (Fuck I look haggard.) I soaked this and have worn it most of the evening because my bedroom was 88 degrees when I got home because the AC didn't kick on and it was 108 outside.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 25d

Too lazy to get up and get my Osmo Pocket, do have this NeoFilm 100 shot. Please ignore the heap on my desk.

An Athletic Brewing Co. Lite Lime & Salt NA Beer because it's too hot to drink a full-strength beer, next to a cassette of videofashion's "daytime television, surrounded by a pile of stuff on my desk. | OPT NeoFilm 100

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· 26d

Jaunty tunes from Ford Australia. (And @flemishdog.bsky.social, of course.)

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 11

Decided to get a decent three-quarter helmet for my e-bike, and came back from Cyclegear with a new riding jacket as well.

Me in a white Bilt 3/4 helmet, with the face shield and sun visor down, and a red/black/grey/white Street and Steel motorcycle jacket that looks like a flannel shirt.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 11

Sunrise from the seventh.

The sun is an orange-red color from the wildfires in the mountains. It peeks out from under distant grey-purple clouds, the faint orange light streaking out into the blue sky above.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 4

Video of the inside of the weigh station. (Tried uploading this earlier and kept getting an "error due to compression/while compressing video" message. I think Bluesky doesn't like MP4 but it's cool with MOV.)

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 4

From tumblr user tvneon. I have no idea if this is true, but according to tvneon, Stanley Kubrick was a fan of this Michelob commercial. Still, this is a good use of "In The Air Tonight."

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 4

More from the Neofilm 100 for #ShittyCameraChallenge.

Negative filter on a OPT NeoFilm 100 of a Heybike Mars 3.0 folding bike.

Negative filter on a OPT NeoFilm 100 of the weigh station and Mars 3.0 bike.

Polarized Negative filter on a OPT NeoFilm 100 of the inside of the weigh station.

Polarized Negative filter on a OPT NeoFilm 100 of the Mars 3.0.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 4

Sepia Weigh Station. | OPT NeoFilm 100

The scale inside of an abandoned weigh station, in sepiatone.

The weigh station, and the Mars e-bike parked out front, in sepiatone.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 4

Greyed out in the Heat. | Charmera #ShittyCameraChallenge

A Heybike Mars 3.0, next to a field and a solar panel installation.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 4

Despite being a folding bike, this barely fits in the back of my Renegade. Honestly makes me think about getting a Brompton e-bike when I have more cash in my savings account.

My Heybike Mars 3.0, folded up and shoved into the back of my Jeep Renegade. Thinking it's time I put a hitch on the Jeep because this is just going to gouge the inside.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jul 4

Took the e-bike into town for a ride before it hit 100. Also took my Neofilm100 OPT and the Charmera with me for #ShittyCameraChallenge.

An orange Heybike Mars 3.0 folding e-bike, parked in front of a weigh-station building with broken windows.

The weigh station, the door open and the windows gone.

Inside the weigh station. So old there's an actual scale weight in it.

My Kodak Charmera and NeoFilm 100 OPT on the seat of the Mars.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jun 27

A multicolored chandelier from a comedy show I went to last night.

A chandelier fitted with red, purple, blue and orange lightbulbs.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jun 27

Big storm off the east yesterday. (If you squint there's a rainbow in there.)

A massive thunderstorm on the horizon, a flooded field in the foreground. The sky is a piercing blue and the crops are a dark green.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jun 27

Dusty's happy this morning.

A big tan/white cat on his back, all stretched out.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jun 27

Went on a "Hungover Truckstop Pizza" run this morning and grabbed a bottle of orange juice to try this out. 9/10, good stuff.

A mason jar, filled with a mix of Tropicana orange juice and zero-sugar Mountain Dew.

jaywallace1@jaywallace1· Jun 24

The one cool spot on the back porch where Cuz hangs out.