[Utah] Jazz Man Mark
@jazzmanmark
I like beer and the Utah Jazz and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels NBA sicko; writer/podcaster for saltcityhoops.com University at Buffalo BA/MA 2011; Penn Law 2014 Denver
on my local craigslist "Life size LeBron James mannequin no other man caves will come close to yours with this hanging from your ceiling👍" Why is the buyer required to hang it from the ceiling???
Not a poster/flyer but Locked On has started using AI and they look like shit
If Lauri Markkanen tears an ACL doing this shit I wear to god
Every! NBA! Free! Agent! Our man @danclayt0n.bsky.social publishes a Free Agent list every year with thoughts on them all. Read and enjoy!
Can check For the most important Utah Jazz draft EVER (I'm not exaggerating), it's OK for a Tuesday night beer Don't fuck it up (we won't know for like 5 years)
Holy shit they got a real active NBA player for the qualifiers
From the inimitable @danclayt0n.bsky.social for Salt City Hoops, and why Sign-and-Trades are hard in the NBA. Make sure to follow Dan and the Salt City Hoops YT channel to make sure you aren't led astray by nonsense transaction ideas that don't work under the CBA:
One of these jawns They’re everywhere now. They’re so stupid. And uncomfortable Cc: @susieb.bsky.social
This appears to be the first time any Utah Jazz player has been connected to owning a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel so Gabriele Procida is my favorite player of all time now
Pull up to a bar I've never been to for the Finals "I'll have a modelo please" "regular or tall?" "uh, tall I guess" LITER OF BEER ARRIVES
It’s been awesome to see the great uptick in people enjoying what we’re doing at Salt City Hoops! Subscribe to the YouTube channel! Or in your podcast feed for the best offseason NBA content by people who care about just giving you fun and accurate NBA stuff
Fine; I'll do it while sporting the logo of next year's Western Conference champion
Keldon Johnson might have an actual farm but the clubhouse leader is still Oscar Tshiebwe and his Tiny Cowboy Hats
Happy mercifully final Mike Tirico/Reggie Miller broadcast of the season to all who celebrate
Utah gets undeserved shit for many reasons but they can absolutely blamed for these monstrosities
was looking for a specific picture from when i got my master's degree 15 years ago and found this gem, a shirt i ostensibly bought and wore unironically
Having a Utah Jazz Won the Draft Lottery Beer Sporting my best @thekenchilds.com apparel (yes New Belgium cranks out these Trippels by the katrillions but they're a good B-minus tripel in my book and I can get them at the grocery store in glass bottles)
Shoutout to @nbasarah.bsky.social for being in the drawing room; I think it's also just generally hilarious and awesome that Utah is sending two different reporters to cover this
hold on a damn minute, Crazy Mountain has been a relatively well-known brewery for a pretty long time in Colorado. "Do they need an attorney?", the Attorney asked crazymountaintaproomco.com
Dan Clayton (@danclayt0n.bsky.social) has a treat for you! Presenting: VISUALIZING THE REBUILD! The Byzantine nature of NBA trades means that future assets become different things. Now that Utah is [going to be] competitive, what did it take to get there? www.saltcityhoops.com/posts/the-re...
it's JAZZ PLAYER GRADES time! everyone turned in their final exams and @danclayt0n.bsky.social and I are here to see who made Honor Roll! podcast links below, because who knows how posts actually get proliferated around these days and as always, SUBSCRIBE and follow @saltcityhoops.bsky.social!