Hi Maine folks! I'm leaving my wonderful job at a farm in Cumberland and would love to help find them a replacement for me. It is a "chef" position, but you don't necessarily need restaurant experience.. just comfort for cooking and packaging take-home meals. It's very unorthodox and fun!

Welp, it was a nice run.

Our lil girl got her stitches out last week too

It's actually next door

If you have a politician's face on your socks and/or sneakers... You're absolutely brainless.

This guy follows whatever the orange idiot says, I'll put my 401k on it

And they're putting the logo of a fraud company on SSN cards.

I got married this week to the most beautiful woman.

Same vibe with my cats

Sorry. -this freak in Maine

Kirby is dialed out

Literally ZER0

Oooooh

Been thinking about my neighbor's three-legged pug a lot lately.

You can't really tell, but this dog is the devil reincarnate.

It took me all day, but I did it! Don't tell my boss.

My pregnant girlfriend is out of town... Hot dogs are back on the menu.

Lies

If you haven't been to the coastal Maine Botanical Gardens, lemme convince you.

Here I was, about to think the Sox would do something cool like other teams do.

I'd definitely rock this look again

No, he's incredibly terrible.

Completely agree, and that's a perfect analogy. One of my proudest moments in my culinary career was when I asked "can we hushpuppy batter catfish?"

First time on the monster was so lovely.