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genetics BS ➡️ history MA ➡️ PharmD | 🌈🏳️⚧️ | MECFS | 🇨🇦 | any/all
My mom: "Who was the guy with the chalk circle?" (Karl G. Maeser) My sister: *completely seriously* "Spongebob?"
apparently Zoë's teacher graded her poorly on this art project because it's ugly, and I was like. well congrats, your teacher doesn't understand Billie Eilish and you clearly do, 11/10
*walks through the door* "What do you have?" *deadpan* "A diploma frame."
it's still incredibly funny that Operation Warp Speed was the greatest achievement of the first Trump administration and for political reasons they can't brag about it at all 💀💀💀
I have this cheaper ring I wear to work and the other day an old lady said "what is the significance of your ring?" and I enthusiastically said "oh! that is because I'm married" and I accidentally embarrassed her 😅
read a cardiology consult note today where they screened the patient for POTS, MCAS, hypermobility, and PEM early in the diagnostic process
although I will say if you've ever met Mormons you do have to be a ~little impressed by a dessert that wins a bakeoff
I'm not even kidding, I haven't made chocolate souffles since the BYU French vs Italian Clubs Cookoff (first place in the dessert category!)
"move in, we won't force Mormonism in you" and I have made over 100 cookies for a family event today
instagram is advertising me what I can only describe as men's Non-Mormon Garments and idk how the algorithm can be so accurate and so wrong at the same time
POV: you are reading the guidelines for any under-researched medical condition
cis people asking about my gender always feels like one of these scenarios
I could maybe fit one more small box of books on here but I'm gonna wait and think about it because what if I buy more books before we move out??