Remember the Kotitans

@jbrowns

Theater generalist, Dad, runner, wrestling fan, a- and anti- religious (for me). Keeper of the Kruk Thread.🌱-based love machine. He/Him. 📍: Delco, AF NINGUN SER HUMANO ES ILLEGAL

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Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· 28d

Why is the Claude logo a Kurt Vonnegut asshole?

A photo of the page from Vonnegut’s ‘Breakfast of Champions’, faithfully reproducing the author’s picture of his butthole.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· 29d

This is Mark Scott erasure!

Mark Scott, host of the 1960 television series ‘Home Run Derby’, which featured home run hitting contests between actual MLB players

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· 29d

White board sessions with Rich Paul are not holding my attention.

Distracted boyfriend of me, being more interested in wondering if Matisse Thybulle will come back and sign with the Sixers for the minimum than LeBron

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jul 10

ALL HAIL OUR ROBOT MOWVERLORDS

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jul 3

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 30

KRUK THREAD, I’M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS EDITION

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 28

Stepped on a bee while we were out at the park earlier and got stung on one of her toe beans. We’ve been wounded. Deeply.

Tilly lying on the couch keeping her stung paw close to her

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 27

Dance to that, 🤡

Soto looking dejected after Derek Hill robbed him

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 26

Oh look, a use of the Cohen ‘Hallelujah’ more insulting than suggesting it’s a Christmas song every year.

Text of a statement posted to Facebook by the Leonard Cohen verified page:

“The Leonard Cohen Estate has learned that the song “Hallelujah “ is to be performed at a Donald Trump rally on June 24.

This use is not authorized, and the estate does not support or approve of this or any similar usage.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. “

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 26

Morning snuggles >>>>

Tilly dog (white lab/AmPit mix with brown spots) is sitting on a couch with her head draped over my right shoulder. My head hasn’t been shaved in a couple of days and the sides of my beard are currently out of control.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 26

Send up the signal

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 21

WIG SPHERE

The actual and very real Knoxville Sun Sphere

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 20

KRUK THREAD, HUMMING ‘SUICIDE IS PAINLESS’ QUIETLY TO MYSELF EDITION

Upcoming games: No Kruk tonight (game’s on Fox)

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 17

“Eephus pitch” 🤣🤣

Play by play from ESPN.com claiming that Garrett Stubbs is out here throwing professional pitches and not just being a catcher in a blowout.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 16

Truly one of the great love stories of our time.

Krukker staring into the middle distance so as not to acknowledge Farrah Phanatic

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 13

“Here to critique somebody else’s appearance and masculinity, No Mercy polygon wrap Kurt Angle from 2004..”

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 12

The “Merlin, Attack!” lady is Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis’ “afterlife social worker” from ‘Beetlejuice’/Grandma Florence in ‘Mars Attacks’

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 6

Clippy meme with a text bubble reading, “Hi! It looks like you’re implying that the guys who stormed the beaches at Normandy were the bad guys. Do you want to take a second and think that the fuck through?”

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· Jun 3

Wait, so how does this work now? DO THOSE PEOPLE COME BACK?!? I’m scared.

Screenshot of the Padres’ transaction page announcing that they DFA’ed Nick Castellanos today. Bummer.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 30

Breathing is overrated.

Selfie on the couch - I’m in a blue Theater in the X T-shirt but that it entirely obscured by the above average sized tabby cat (Nick) on my chest around my neck like a bib, and a 60 pound lab/pit mix (Tilly) curled up and resting mostly on the lower half of the left side of my rib cage.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 29

DEVELOPING: The Riverbottom Nightmare Band has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band from Emmett Otter’s Jug Band Christmas

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 27

19 years married. Still can’t believe she forgave me for pregaming so hard before the ceremony.

No, of course not. That’s actually us - playing Kate and Petruchio in Shrew the summer after we got married.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 25

Screenshot of my text thread w my wife - the caption “I’ve officially been declared furniture” is sandwiched between a selfie with our cat Nick curled up and napping on my chest and a photo of our dog Tilly curled up next to me on the couch with her head on my lap.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 23

DAD!! DAAAAD!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Selfie on the couch - me (51y/o wm) being smothered by Nick Fury, a one-eyed tabby, while Tilly (white lab/AmPit mix) makes sure I pay attention to her by lying across my shoulders like a stole.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 18

We run. ❤️🏃‍♂️

Me and Phoebe at the Girls on the Run 5k we ran together in 2019. She was 10 and I’d just started running.

Phoebe and I celebrating at the end of the Delco Turkey Trot last thanksgiving.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 17

*boop*

Tilly (white Lab/AmPit mix) sits on a couch looking into the camera.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 16

KRUK THREAD - LET’S POOP AGAIN

Screenshot of my phone’s lock screen w Jason Kelce hugging the Phanatic and the Phillies/Pirates “poop” scorebug visible from earlier this afternoon.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 16

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.

Orange Cassidy giving a thumbs up while reclining on a ladder

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 7

Yeah, that's a pretty good shot.

Shot of me during BSR26, just after City Hall - we're heading south and City Hall is in the background on the right, with the columns and the front of the 4 Seasons on the left of the background as we head down South Broad.

Remember the Kotitans@jbrowns· May 7

So we’re clear: some previous years’ “highlights” for reference. I’m saying these are the good ones.