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Jacob

@jdilladog

📍PNW 🏳️‍🌈 he/him Midwesterner at heart. Begging people to lighten up a little.

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Jacob@jdilladog· 7d

Unfortunately there already is a flag for hungry guys

Jacob@jdilladog· Jun 7

Case in point

Me wearing a leather vest, leg harness, blue leather armband, and a garrison cap staring assertively into a mirror

Jacob@jdilladog· Jun 1

Happy Pride!

A judgy-looking white dachsund looking up at the camera. The caption says "A Whole Month?"

Jacob@jdilladog· May 25

Pretty sure this was my Grindr photo for a while

Me in 2017 in San Gimigiano. I am kinda twink-ish and standing in front of a couple medieval towers.

Jacob@jdilladog· May 14

Jason and I have decided on a new name for rave gays.

Scooby Doo saying "Raggot."

Jacob@jdilladog· Feb 26

He's just so derpy and I love him

Jacob@jdilladog· Feb 19

Also I need this on a throw pillow or plaque or something

Plus, he continues, there is the inescapable fact that much of gay male culture tends to be sexually charged. “Straight guys have the golf course. Gay guys have the orgy,” he says. “It doesn’t mean it’s problematic. It’s consensual, but it is a way we bond and connect.”

Jacob@jdilladog· Feb 19

It just keeps getting worse!

Where, then, might these almighty power gays be observed in their natural habitat? This is one of the guiding questions in my research, the answer to which perpetually evades me. When I ask a gay investor if perhaps I can attend one of these parties as a fly-on-the-wall observer, he tells me no, because it would be weird, given that I am—unfortunately for the purposes of this story—a woman. “People will be like, ‘Is that your sister?’” he says. I float an idea past my editor that I attend a party disguised as a man. Perhaps, I suggest, we should discuss the budget for my makeover? While not entirely disinterested in the idea, my editor offers another suggestion, that he—a gay man—come along as a kind of chaperone, “for safety” purposes. Neither of us revisits the idea.

Jacob@jdilladog· Dec 18

For reference on me

Picture of my shoe with crude lines showing my foot and the bend line

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 3

I've seen enough.

Screenshot of my muted words on Bluesky. The words are "newsom," "zohran," "mamdani," and "cuomo."

Jacob@jdilladog· Jul 30

Can't think of whom I need to send this to so it's going here.

Screenshot of a Twitter quote post. The quoted post is a picture of Guy Gardener pressing Mr. Terrific up against a wall seductively with the caption "Mr. Terrific doesn't do feelings." The quote post says "The abundance of guy gardener x mr. terrific yaoi indicates a superman cultural victory."

Jacob@jdilladog· Jul 24

Gratuitous rugby butt because why not

The New England Free Jacks in a rugby scrum with their butts facing the camera. All their butts say "Dude Wipes."

Jacob@jdilladog· Jul 23

You know it's not often that I run into the liberal schizophrenic posters but it's always funny when it happens

Screenshot of a post from justmewaiting.bsky.social. Text says "I think it would be AWESOME if some truth was included in there that some people still don't yet know. Do you know that Jesus was transgender & gay? Do you know that 'churches' are actually satanic places of worship and the word 'churches' was neber referring to a fake building in the first place?" Attached are various image macros, including one claiming Jesus was transgender and returned as a black cis lesbian woman to marry Elijah who also returned as a woman.

Jacob@jdilladog· Dec 4

Lol it was at a game. They wear the Dude Wipes logo on their shorts.

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 16

Don't be Kreia.

Top text: POV: You just gave a homeless person some money on the street.
Middle: screenshot of Kreia from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2. She is saying "Why did you do such a thing? Such kindnesses will mean nothing, his path is set. Giving him what he has not earned is like pouring sand into his hands."

Jacob@jdilladog· Jul 14

Email receipt of a donation of $10.30 to the Northwest Community Bail Fund

Jacob@jdilladog· Jun 28

Two frames from the Simpsons. The left frame shows a building with a sign saying "Democration Convention inside." The right frame shows an elephant in the crowded convention hall beneath signs saying "We hate life and ourselves" and "We can't govern!"

Jacob@jdilladog· May 1

Big 10 Solidarity

Screenshot of my donation to JUST 614 for bail for the Palestine protests at Ohio State

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 26

Sure why not. Featuring a selfie from a line to get into a bar during Pride.

Selfie taken at an angle of Jacob wearing a leather vest without a shirt, a small chain necklace, a blue Nasty Pig hat, and a blue and black leather armband around his left arm. To his left is a much shorter man in blue plaid and glasses. Behind him are trees and a line of people.

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 7

Welp if you wanna kill a tech company this sure seems like the way to do it.

Grindr's union estimates that 70 percent of the engineering team, 80 percent of the product department, and 85 percent of the product design team were cut after the first phase of the return-to-office mandate took effect last week. Bauser disputes these figures, but says the company does not release this information publicly.

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 6

There's a reason this is a meme

Meme of Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons saying "Won't somebody please think of the children?"

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 6

No 😔 my bench has been sitting at 135 for a while now

Send me anonymous messages! Is it heavy?

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 5

Kill Wolverine (too stinky), marry Cap, fuck Punisher

Send me anonymous messages! FMK: captain America, wolverine, punisher

Jacob@jdilladog· Sep 1

Was reminded of this today

Two panel doge meme.
Left panel says "formerly" and contains two buff doges, one with a Greek toga and the other with a Turkish turban. The Greek one is saying "I made a lot of contribution to science" while the Turkish one is saying "I ruled 3 continents and drew a map of America, developed the first robot."
Right panel says "now" and contains two cheems doges. The left one is Greek and is saying "yogurt is mine." The right one is Turkish and is saying "no, is mine."

Jacob@jdilladog· Aug 16

Sure, why not, it's mainly just the queer fam here anyway

Scales of Me meme. The selected options are:
- 100% male
- mostly masc
- 100% homo
- between sexual and hypersexual
- between romantic and extra romantic
- mostly monogamous, slightly open
- between curious and all the BDSM

Blank Scales of Me template. There is a series of lines with options as follows:
male - non-binary - female
hypermasc - andro, both - hyperfem
hetero - bi, pan - homo
asexual - sexual - hypersexual
aromantic - romantic - extra romantic
mono - open, fluid, single - poly
vanilla - curious - all the BDSM

Jacob@jdilladog· Aug 15

I'm so tired, and the train is delayed due to track work

Jacob looking very sleep deprived with circles around his eyes standing on a subway platform. The picture is taken from the shoulders up

Jacob@jdilladog· Aug 10

My head feels like a whole pound lighter

A blond man shown from the shoulders up with a dark shirt, silver chain necklace, and slight smile in front of a blue background. He is showing off a recent haircut.

Jacob@jdilladog· Aug 8

Anxious and stressed and ready for thr work day to be done

Photo of Jacob in a grey Michigan t-shirt leaning with his head against a soft blue wall and wearing white headphones

Jacob@jdilladog· Aug 3

Meme of a raccoon clutching its paws evilly. The meme text says "Please give me another social media app. I am normal and can be trusted with more screentime."