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JD S. Pumpkins

@jdniemand

Journo, occasional RPG writer, Twitter escapee. He/him.

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JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· 2d

Janel Comeau: "women aren't learning to cook their grandmothers' family recipes, sir my grandmother knew 9 different ways to serve cold shrimp in unflavoured jello, her family recipes should be sealed away in the undersea lightning cage they used to contain the Titans in Disney's Hercules. did you know you can serve boiled hot dogs in beef flavoured jello? my grandmother did, and she did not care if God forgave her"

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· 2d

Mmmm, no, very unwise

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· 3d

What does this slide think it is, a river?

brennan lee mulligan being the bones guy in bloodkeep

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· 26d

I like how the framing of this headline carries the implication that he personally looted them

Picture of Kash Patel with The Hill headline: "Patel returns looted artifacts to Indonesian president"

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· 27d

Hey do you guys take constructive criticism

A store front called "Strawberry Fetish"

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Jul 8

Marcille with a speech bubble

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Jul 7

I refuse to believe the UK is a real country

As a constitutional convention, members of Parliament (MPs) sitting in the House of Commons of the United Kingdom are not formally permitted to resign their seats. To circumvent this prohibition, MPs who wish to step down are instead appointed to an "office of profit under the Crown"; by law, such an appointment disqualifies them from sitting in the House of Commons. For this purpose, a legal fiction has been maintained whereby two unpaid sinecures are considered to be offices of profit: Steward and Bailiff of the Chiltern Hundreds, and Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

Since the passage of the House of Commons Disqualification Act 1975, "offices for profit" are no longer disqualifying in general, but the explicit list of hundreds of disqualifying offices contained in the act now includes the two stewardships so that this convention can be continued. It is rare for an MP to be nominated to a legitimate office of profit on the disqualifying list; no MPs have lost their seat by being appointed to an actual office since 1981, when Thomas Williams became a judge.[

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Jun 28

accidentally found the perfect @mothersbasement.bsky.social reaction image

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Jun 22

Hermann from Pacific Rim at the blackboards

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Jun 7

Sicko

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· May 29

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· May 23

"Darling, they have sent us a free Pepsi. Fetch my finest knife and fork"

ad for a free Pepsi from Uber Eats with a knife and fork

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· May 21

is it "don't"

101-year-old who still goes to work 6 days a week shares her life advice

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· May 19

The Beach That Makes You Old

Legendary Land

Cumulative upkeep — Place a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Place a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

“I wasn’t old, and now I’m old. I think it’s ‘cause I went to The Beach That Makes You Old.” — Joe Rogan

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· May 8

Squidward doing the "no Patrick" thing

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· May 6

This one is also about planes

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· May 5

the duality of man

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Apr 20

rejected slogans for the american revolution

No Negroni Without Campari

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Apr 19

"The important thing, Prince Zuko, is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get brown onions because of the war, so you had to use those big yellow ones..."

Uncle Iroh

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Apr 12

but have you considered this guy

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Apr 10

ah, finally we can get him out of the space-time continuum

Fork of Eddy Summoning

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Apr 3

Malaysia. It's got those two big towers in it

The Petronas Twin Towers

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Apr 3

If I know my cyberpunk this building is just full of security dudes with katanas

Tall glowy building in KL

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Apr 3

Austin Powers: "You know what's remarkable is how much England looks in no way like Southern California"

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Mar 13

i wonder what the pin is @pinnyarcade.bsky.social

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Feb 28

a business card reading "PRESIDENT OF PEACE? NO, NEW FOREIGN WARS!"

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Feb 25

"they call me vash trigun, on account ah my three guns. whadda they call you" "millions knives" "FUCK you"

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Feb 24

The "drowning kid" meme with the mother labelled as Game Freak, the girl as Mainline Games, the drowning boy as Mystery Dungeon and the skeleton as Ranger

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Feb 19

JD S. Pumpkins@jdniemand· Feb 16

THAT HUMAN WAS ONLY 97 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

stabler from svu