Jean Kayak
@jeanniepep
"You were born with an asshole Doris, you don't need Chuck!"
When I go to Chicago, it won't be weird if I spend a day walking across the bridges carrying a briefcase while wearing a trenchcoat & fedora, right?
Always, unless I am also walking my dog, in which case I tighten my grip & go "be cool Jack, be cool be cool" & sometimes it works, he is cool
I love that they gave Homer a writing credit even though they never read it
Whoa & I thought the actress who divorced Elon Musk twice & then married the kid from Love Actually to go live on a farm was crazy
Setting aside the size of "scene shot in a plane" sets from the 1970s, this is a hilarious episode of Bob Newhart. Almost all the episodes are hilarious. It's stunning how well the jokes hold up.
I'm 54 & have a dog that tries to eat my shoelaces while I'm trying to tie them, so I learned how to order slip-on shoes online. Oh look there he is now, waiting for the next delicious shoe lace.
Not enough people have seen FREAKY TALES & that needs to be fixed soon please
The Pekingese is one design flaw after another: face too flat, eyes too big, fur too thick, legs too short. They use excessive charm to get their humans to help mitigate their lack of useful dogness.
So sad to have missed Jack's graduation from Obedience 1 while I was out of town. I hope he won't need too much therapy about it.
This vibe-detecting iguana knew immediately that I'm the type of person who drops a lot of food
That was me last week! It was far too hot & sweaty & the iguanas were quite friendly. I highly recommend it!
I wondered if you might want to see a Mexican Grackle having a nice bath in an infinity pool next to the beach
DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK (1973) was a made-for-tv movie that scared me very badly as a kid, and god bless @vinsyn.bsky.social for bringing it back into my life! Hardly anybody saw it & I thought it was gone forever
My parents thought it would be fun to take me to see Darby O'Gill & The Little People when I was 5. But they forgot about the banshee, and boy did they regret it.
Could there be a stupider way to spend a Friday night than bedtime stacking?
Let's celebrate with a decal of a Bichon Frise bursting through the back window!
Look, it's not my job to set a good example of what to eat for breakfast
We used to make the quick & easy drive into Canada just to party, because the drinking age was 19 & the strip clubs (aka "The Windsor Ballet") were Full Monty. The streets were clean & safe & you could catch some Timmy's before heading back through the tunnel. We had it so good!
I don't know if you need the actual measurements? Thankfully it's only available for 3 days (starting today) but for $20 it comes with a side of 6 wings (or $12 for drink only)
Look at this face, he knows there will be dozens of people lined up to adopt him if I drop the ball
Today is the day! An animal behaviorist is visiting to help us make Jack the Wonder Dog get along with the cats. I am very excited about the prospect of peace & freedom for all the pets, no more gates & doors keeping them separated (eventually)!
