Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition

@jebdarsh

J.D. Bath: Writer of idiots, drawer of same Elder emo | Skate rat who can't | Professionally tired. Pronouns? Call me Jeb. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 I deleted my gender to make room for more ADHD, so you might want to wear a hat. #TPDox | #SooN

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Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· 13d

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.

Screen shot of two notifications from Friday 24th July

First one is a missed call from a spam number at 5:14

Second one is an email notification from 5:10 with the subject line "the Nightline is calling"

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· 17d

Meet SteveCat, Dean's croaky FIV+ cat. He's a champagne coloured boy who matches Dean's natural blonde #TPDox #OCASK #OCQOTD #OCSKY

Digital sketch of Dean, a lanky blonde guy wearing glasses and a black hoodie laying on the floor and smiling at the camera as a cat with a folded ear nuzzles lovingly against his face

Digital greyscale art of Dean, a tall lanky guy in glasses and a black hoodie holding a squirming cat with a folded ear and giving it a kiss on its cheek

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· 19d

My cats also got the memo somehow

A photo of Jebs lap covered in a blanket with two tabby cats snuggled up

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· 25d

Main character Dean! He has adhd, anxiety, c-PTSD. He also has vasovagal syncope. #SFFChat

Dean. A pale guy with naturally blonde hair and pale grey blue eyes smiles at the camera.
He has a lip piercing and a black shirt.

He is standing in front of the gay/mlm flag

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· 25d

Have Lyris. Ze is a genderfluid soldier who loses hir leg, and gains PTSD in the war #SFFChat

Digital art of Lyris (Lie-ris) a genderfluid person who has a prosthetic right leg.
Behind hir are a spray pained trains flag and the disability pride flags colours.
Text reads
The future is:
Disabled
Trans
Queer
Multicultural

Fighting back

The image is from the book 1000: Time Paradox. Second Recording

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jul 9

Here's the sad lamp

A tabby cat with a cone around his neck sits comfortably despite the cone.

He looks peaceful

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jul 5

Dear teens from the future. I hate your hair. Love, Jeb #TPDox #ocsky

Line art of two teens. They have asymmetrical haircuts with a lot of it shaved away

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jul 2

@barrows.itch.io @annavernerauthor.bsky.social

Rosa and Arlo meme.

Rosa from Brooklyn 99 holds a small puppy

Text reads I've only had Blob for a day and a half, but if anything happened to it I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jul 1

While I was funding my own books, I was reading a TON of other people's. In part for prideopoly, but also, some interesting non fiction and some weird ones. Book info the thread 🧵

A screenshot from Pagebound with 21 books and my ratings.

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 29

THERE'S NOT EVEN ONE FULL DAY LEFT TO BACK MY CAMPAIGN!!! If you love queer urban stories that set up a huge scifi adventure then get on it! Click here to back ⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... Reply if you need a super discounted tier #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

A man puts a hand to his head in disbelief

Text reads
Me realising there's less that 24 hours left to back Time Paradox Preludes
Inner panic attack

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 25

Magic cat has a spell for you~~~~ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s... #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

A magical cat waves a wand and says bibbidi bobbidi bide support space wizard year 5

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 25

IF YOU WEREN'T AWARE!!!! The ebook price through this campaign is at an exclusive 20% discount! And then adding on the paperbacks gets you the ebooks for free and the paperbacks at an exclusive 20% discount! Get on it before the campaign ends!!!

Three ebooks on a futuristic background.

Text reads ALL THE EBOOKS
Backer exclusive pricing 20% off

Three paperbacks on a futuristic background.

Text reads PAPERBACKS
Backer exclusive pricing 20% off

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 24

If you want my books, better back em before the campaign ends!!!!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

Anakin and Padme meme
Panel 1. Anakin looks serious. Text reads there's only one week left to back Time Paradox Preludes
Panel 2: Padme laughs. Text reads thats ok cos we already backed it. Right?
Panel 3: anakin stares and says nothing
Panel 4: padme looks nervous. Text reads Right?

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 23

THERE IS ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT OF @the-book-bazaar.com SUMMER BONANZA!!! IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME RAD BOOKS (like mine) YOU HAVE 7 DAYS! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

text on a white background reads emergency alert: extreme. !!! only 8 days left to back Time Paradox Preludes!!a

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 21

WE ARE IN THE SINGLE DIGITS NOW!!! NINE DAYS LEFT!!! NINE!!! Back now so you don’t miss out!!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... #tbbsb #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

meme of a man looking at himself sternly in the mirror. text reads dont forget to back Time Paradox Preludes

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 20

Backing this campaign kills* a queerphobe. There's now ONLY THREE DAYS left to get paperbacks as a discounted add on when you back either All The Books or Gimme The Lot. *all deaths are coincidental. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... #tbbsb #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

meme of the guy squatting by a grave giving a peace sign. Grave is marked Queerphobes. Guy is tagged as "You, who backed Time Paradox: Preludes

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 20

Eyyy somehow I fell in the fountain of youth! And I AM very tired. poomang.com/en/t/brain_t...

Screen shot from Mental Age Test X poomang

Mental Age
30
Not mature, just really tired.

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 20

If you have ever watched and enjoyed La profezia dell'armadillo (The Armadillo's Prophecy) then you would absolutely LOVE my upcoming book Guariare: Worrier. You can get it here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Images of the cover of Guariare: Worrier and poster for the film La profezia dell'armadillo.

Text reads

Guariare: Worrier is kinda like...
La profezia dell'armadillo

Arrows point from both images to the following:
Italian MC
Two stories. One told in reverse
Anxiety rep
Story about grief
Multilingual MC

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 20

If just EIGHT people back at the "All Common Bonds Anthologies (ebooks)" level ($25USD) this #aromantic anthology will be fully funded!! Will you be one of those eight??? ⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c... #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

An old lady looks at a laptop screen and adjusts her glasses.
Text reads: Common Bonds 3 still isn't funded?
Better get all three anthologies then

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 19

I know USA vs Aus kicks off in an hour, but there's only 11 DAYS until the campaign ends!! Only FOUR DAYS left to get paperbacks as a discounted add on when you back either All The Books or Gimme The Lot. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... #tbbsb #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

a woman and a man lay in bed. She looks over at him quite grumpy. text reads: I bet he's thinking about the world cup. he has his back to her and looks shocked. text reads: did I back Time Paradox: Preludes yet?

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 18

You know what's great? Friends, friendship, found family. Did you ALSO know that Common Bonds 3 is an #aromantic anthology celebrating friendship?!! So you should totally get a copy for you and your besties 😉 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c... #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

Two image meme
Top image a close up of a mouth whispering in someone's ear
Text reads Common Bonds 3 is an anthology about friendship.

Second image is a close up of an arm with goosebumps

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 18

12 DAYS LEFT!! It's ok though, sign guy is here to remind you!!! There's now FIVE DAYS left to get paperbacks as a discounted add on when you back either All The Books or Gimme The Lot. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... #tbbsb #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

A man in sunglasses stands holding a cardboard sign that says There's only 12 days left to back Time Paradox: Preludes!!!

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 18

I'll be updating the campaign to reflect this tonight but FAM WE ABSOLUTELY SMASHED IT!! Keep sharing with ya pals, but mates, I'm taking a little rest (except for my daily count down meme) Paperbacks for everyone!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

Screenshot from backerkit

Jebdarsh posted 10 days ago

Paperback copies

At $1500 AUD there will be paperback editions

A full bar is labelled with:
Goal: A$1,500 reached! - We did it! This project reached this goal

100%

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 17

Summer is here (for the northern hemisphere) which means rom-coms, meet cutes, love triangles, and true romantic love. If that's absolutely not for you, then this #aromantic anthology is exactly the balm you need! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c... #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈

The yes/no anime girl meme

She wears sunglasses and looks upset as she motions "no" next to text that reads Being advertised another rom-com as an aro person

The next panel she points a finger, much happier, at the image of the covers from Common Bonds 3 with text that reads backing CB3

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 17

13 DAYS LEFT OH MY! I made you a to-do list. You're welcome!!! There's SIX DAYS left to get paperbacks as a discounted add on when you back either All The Books or Gimme The Lot. #tbbsb #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Patrick from sponge Bob square pants has a list that reads 1. wake up 2. check bluesky 3. back Time Paradox: Preludes

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 17

$33 AUD/$23 USD!!!!!!! THAT'S NOTHING! Thats ONE All The Books + Paperbacks upgrade backer!! ONE! PAPERBACKS FOR EVERYONE HINGES ON ONE PERSON OMFGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! Back here ⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... Upgrade here ⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Screen shot from backerkit
Jebdarsh posted 10 days ago

Paperback copies
At $1500 AUD there will be paperback editions
A bar shows
Goal: A$1,1467/AA$1,500 97%

We need A$33 more to reach this goal.

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 17

WHAT?! YALL ARE AMAZING!! ONLY $165 AUD/ $115 USD left!!! 8 x upgrades ($20 AUD/$14 USD) or 10 x ALL THE BOOKS backers ($17 AUD/$12 USD) to the goal!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLL 😘😘😘 Back here ⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j... Or upgrade here ⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Screenshot from backer kit

Posted by Jebdarsh 10 days ago

Paperback copies
At $1500 AUD there will be paperback editions
A loading bar states:
Goal: A$1,335/A$1,500 89%

We need A$165 more to reach this goal.

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 16

WE ARE $380 AUD/$250 USD AWAY FROM PAPERBACKS FOR EVERYONE!!! IF 19 CURRENT BACKERS UPGRADE TO THE PREORDER PAPERBACK TIER EVERYONE GETS THEM!!!!!!! ONLY $20 AUD/$14 USD TO UPGRADE!!!!! Click here to upgrade ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Screenshot from backerkit.

Jebdarsh
CREATOR

Paperback copies

At $1500 AUD there will be paperback editions
Goal: A$1,120/AA$1,500 74%
We need A$380 more to reach this goal.

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 16

THERE'S ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON TIME PARADOX: PRELUDES! Don't forget, for the next week you can get paperbacks as a discounted add on when you back either All The Books or Gimme The Lot #tbbsb #WritingCommunity #lgbtqwriters #booksky 📚💙🪐🌈 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

the meme from the Simpson's where the bus driver points at a sign. DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN. ONLY TWO WEEKS LEFT TO BACK TIME PARADOX: PRELUDES

Jeb 🏳️‍⚧️ Time Paradox: Exposition@jebdarsh· Jun 16

I'm reading through prideopoly prompts at the moment (if it fits any of the prompts, even better!) But next month I wanna read through all my sci-fis!