Andrew L

@jedigreedo

Passionate of geeky things; Maker of wooden things; Collector of too many things. On a life long search for the best places to take a nap.

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Andrew L@jedigreedo· 20d

Fortunately I think it works now.

Image depicts a 6 inch scale Captain Sisko figure, made by Playmates, climbing atop the shoulders of a 10 inch faux-bronze bust of Captain Picard facepalming, made by ThinkGeek.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· 21d

The Sisko does still manage to be fun though.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· 25d

Breaking news! A new proof of life photo from McConnell's hospital room has been released.

Image depicts a manipulation of Voldemort's mostly mutilated and deformed body nearly curled into a fetal position from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2," the evil-incarnate husk lies on a hospital bed with a Confederate flag framed on the wall behind him, his grotesque hands clutch a paper from the Washington Post declaring "Today is today" to confirm it is today's paper.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· 28d

A disgraced archeologist finds new purpose from spinning a ring.

Image depicts several covers to famous movies, the caption reads "Describe your favorite mo ie as boring as possible."

Andrew L@jedigreedo· 28d

Sounds like a continuation of this 😆

Image depicts the cast of The Big Bang Theory dressed up in Stat Trek The Next Generation costumes making a trip to the famous Vasquez Rocks.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Jul 10

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Image depicts Tom Paris mutating, but still humanoid for now, into a lizard being after breaking the Warp 10 barrier in Star Trek: Voyager's episode "Threshold."

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Jul 7

Makes sense. The Power Rangers had the ability to meld an Earth ship with an alien ship back in the 90s, Starfleet definitely should've been able to accomplish the same.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Jun 28

Image depicts Commander Will Riker smashing the large red top to a button labeled as "Would."

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Jun 8

Her villain name shall be Queefcracker

Image depicts a modification of the villainess "Firecracker," themed for American extremism and worship of star spangled gun nuttery, from "The Boys" tv show but with Gwyneth Paltrow's head photoshopped onto Firecracker's body.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· May 29

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: Deep Space 9, the caption reads "We Call This a Julian Angle, It's a Bottom View" The station is shown from its underside.

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: Lower Decks, the caption reads "Catching every reference in an episode should've come with a prize."

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: The Next Generation, the caption reads "Objects in Mirror are Closer Than They Appear." This title card features the Enterprise-D, shown from the rear, with an asteroid along its left side.

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: Voyager, the caption reads "Mama Says The Kazons Are Ornery Because They Got All That Hair and No Water to Wash It."

Andrew L@jedigreedo· May 26

Just got out of The Mandalorian & Grogu, could've been better but it was still a lot of fun. Very sweet too. When do we get a dedicated Anzellan movie?

Image depicts myself, and my unfortunate mug, rocking a Star Wars shirt with TIE Fighters shouting PEW PEW PEW. And a button down with Imperial and Clone helmets making up the pattern.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· May 25

Another round using the trek.epicrandomness.com generator 😆

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek, the original series, the caption reads "We have created the torment nexus."

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: The Next Generation, the caption reads "The D Stands for Damn, She Thicc"

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: Deep Space 9, the caption reads "Wormhole X-Treme"

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: Voyager, the caption reads "My battery is low and it's getting dark"

Andrew L@jedigreedo· May 24

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek, the original series, with the caption "Mr Spocklove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Jim"

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: The Next Generation captioned with "Data Mine," a pun satire of "Enemy Mine."

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: Deep Space 9 with the caption "Live, Laugh, Try the Fresh Gagh"

Image depicts a parody of a title card for Star Trek: Voyager with the caption "Somehow the Borg Queen Returned."

Andrew L@jedigreedo· May 24

Image depicts a well known exchange between a powerless Q and Lieutenant Worf on the bridge of the Enterprise from "Star Trek: The Next Generation." The character Q, who often comes up with schemes to annoy the Enterprise crew for his own selfish interests and gains, begs the stoic Worf as to what he can do to convince them that he is currently powerless. Worf, in the most deadpan delivery, retorts the most brutally honest answer. If you know, you know.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· May 15

Andrew L@jedigreedo· May 1

Them: you can’t hear an image. Me:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 21

Another awesome print from a friend, found on maker world. I feel like it could be better at half the depth but this will be great for displaying Lucasarts-related figures with. Especially looking forward to the new Black Series Jango (Bounty Hunter) and Kyle Katern (Dark Forces) to display with it.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 21

Not very good at staining but the platform came out good enough. It's at least perfectly flat and bridges over the vent as needed. Filling out the shelves has been fun as I try to shift more to physical media than just streaming. Definitely want more replicas on display. Bonus shelf top from scraps.

Image depicts the finished wooden platform, measuring 10 inches wide, 3 1/2 inches tall, and 61 inches long.

Image depicts the movie shelves, sitting on the platform, and a lamp to the right of them filled woth blu ray movies and various memorabilia.

Image depicts a shelf top made from scraps of the platform project, it spans across two Hyper Tough mini tool cabinets.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 21

share a gif from a WESTERN you love

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 20

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 10

Had some simple movie shelves in storage due to limited space but finally moved things to where they could fit. Only problem left is a floor vent they'd cover. So I made a platform to span the gap, and hold both shelves and a lamp that's there. It's simple but it was a fun build. Next is some stain.

Picture shows each wood piece cut out and ready for assembly.

Picture shows the platform assembled and sitting properly, spanning across my work table, which is a ridgid miter saw stand with a table top.

Picture shows the platform assembled but stood on its back, revealing the layout of the frame which includes half-lap joints to provide strength and rigidity.

Picture shows a sketchup rendering of the platform holding the dual movie shelves and a lamp that will occupy the top of it. As well an example of the floor vent beneath it.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 5

Happy First Contact Day to my Trek peoples, and beyond.

Image depicts my mediocre exterior. Probably best if you can't see it, to be honest.

At least the shirt is cool though. Born from the long gone days of ThinkGeek, it is a red shirt in classic Star Trek fashion, that reads "Expendable" across the chest. Identifying that I am, in fact, meager cannon fodder.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 4

It's the little things that keep us going. Found the Hot Wheels TIE Bomber and B-Wing, making me caught up with the line again. I've actually been hoping for both since the start, so it's exciting to have them in the same wave. I wish the B-Wing was an original trilogy version, but it's still cool.

Image shows the TIE Bomber from "Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back" and the B-Wing Fighter from "Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker." Both toy models are from the Hot Wheels Starship Select line.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 3

Image depicts Sio Bibble, a member of Queen Amidala's council in "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace," speaking of communications being disrupted being a sign of an invasion. This parody caption changes invasion to relief from being informed, playing on my burdensome desire to keep myself from aware of all the horrible things happening day to day.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 2

Those were amazing. I never got the full set but fortunately Kenner included copies for each ship when they released the X-wing, TIE, Slave 1 and AT-ST for the action figures in 1995. They really helped me grasp alternate perspectives back when I dabbled with designing ships in MSPaint.

Picture depicts line art for a custom Star Trek shuttle drawn in MSPaint.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Apr 1

What it feels like scrolling past april fools pranks after living over a year in a daily freakshow.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Mar 25

Who wore it better?

Picture depicts Captain Picard from "Star Trek: Insurrection" wearing a ceremonial headpiece draped over his famously bald head, framing it in such a way that practically illuminates his forehead as its own final frontier.

Picture depicts The Rock wearing a ceremonial Spirit Halloween wig to signify that Disney's innovation is a hollow shell occupied by cheap exploitative capitalism, the celebration of art having died a long time ago. It highlights his bald head as a spotlight to how bad of an idea, and execution, is a live action adaptation of Moana.

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Mar 24

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Mar 20

I did eventually wrestle away the ships from their fate as a cat bed. Really happy with this wave, just need to find the TIE Bomber and B-Wing to be fully caught up again.

Picture shows four toy ships from Hot Wheels' Star Wars line, including the U-Wing and TIE Avenger from "Andor;" the Royal Starship for Queen Amidala from "The Phantom Menace;" and the Onyx Cinder from "Skeleton Crew."

Andrew L@jedigreedo· Mar 18

Cat won't let me play with my little ships. 😩