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Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· 29d

He said he wouldn't leave us!!! Currently taking a nap in a tree waiting for a dino to sneeze on me.🥲

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Jul 10

Gather 'round, young people, and let me show you the Holy Grail! This FRESH out of the fridge in the middle of summer. 10 oz Glass bottle 80s version! Crack the seal, and as you drink it, peel the styrofoam label off... Truly the closest to god(the one of your choosing) I have ever felt!

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Jul 1

Hey Chat, McDonald's brought back the FRIED Apple Pie for a limited time. I got one with my lunch today. It was as magical as I remembered. So many childhood memories of these! #FriedApplePie

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Jun 30

As a person from the ancient times, I am excited for my Ghost hat so that I can proudly declare...

Go Off Kings merch Ghost ball cap BACK that says "I am one million years old" available at https://muffing.biz/

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Jun 14

2 years ago today, we ran into @doughboys.bsky.social and @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social out and about in LA, and they offered to leave tickets for us at the Will Call. Still one of the most fun impromptu date nights ever! Thanks again for a memorable evening gents!!

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· May 2

For those who are cheering for millions losing their only access to Mifeprestone, I want to remind you of the WISE words of Brian Firkus (aka Trixie Mattel) about the people who NEED access to that medication...they people who are living... #AbortionisHealthcare

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Apr 14

When you pull up at the hospital, and the doctor hits you with the "what troubles you, my child?" #Ai

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Apr 13

2 things bringing me joy the past 2 weeks: #TeamArtemisII and the #MerrieMonarchFestival

Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialists Christina Koch (all NASA), Jeremy Hansen (Canadian Space Agency), and Rise the Gravity indicator standing in front of N.A.S. North Island Halsey Field building the day after splashdown.

Hula Hālau ʻO Kamuela
Nā Kumu Kunewa Mook & Kauʻionālani Kamanaʻo Kalihi & Waimānalo, Oʻahu “Kamaile”
In honor of Kauaʻi, this mele hoʻoipoipo celebrates Kamaile, a sacred mountain in the northern district of Haleleʻa. Romance is depicted between the mauna and her lover, a manu entrusted to protect the ʻāina that sustains him. The wind, carrying both the mountain’s voice and her companion’s wings, illustrates how pilina is a lei woven by unseen hands, yet it endures as kuleana shared between partners.

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Apr 10

Apropos of nothing, this meme came up in my memories today.. #KimberlyClark

A meme'ed verison of a panel from Watchmen. A person being vaporized, saying, "I can't afford to pay a living wage," and Dr. Manhattan vaporizing the person, saying, "Here are some links to free financial literacy courses to help you budget your profits better."

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Apr 4

They really said.

Trixie Mattel with a caption that says "Hey Flop"

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Mar 25

Time for me to bring out my favorite image ever!

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Mar 21

I mean....what else did we expect, but also....Yuuuuuuuuuuuck!!

A threads post showing Rainn Wilson saying who much of a pleasure it was to meet the "legendary" Chuck Norris...

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Mar 9

If you're gonna be a MAGA couple in the Cosplay world, maybe don't look like middle-aged Charlie Brown and Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Too niche? #cosplay

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Mar 9

Meanwhile, she's secretly running a sports bar in Los Angeles. She's a jet-setter, a girlboss! We love to see that she took time out of her schedule to meet with JF.

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Mar 8

Six years ago today...This was the LAST semi normal day I had. The energy at this event was good, but you could feel a change in the air. #GalleryNucleus #BabsTarr

Babs Tarr Ultra Melon Log with a person holding a drink in frame

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Mar 2

Lowly is a pimp tho. You just need the hat and the apple care, and you're good to go. I mean just look at him go!

Lowly the work in his apple care, in a submarine, in a circle xhape, eating a cupcake and doing...the worm

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Feb 23

4 Years ago was my first day on a TV set on the West Coast. I am forever grateful for ALL of the cast and crew of @hacksonmax.bsky.social for making my experience amazing!

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Feb 17

If I can ever afford a house and not just be a renter, I want to be just ike you and Jenna.

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Feb 12

This pic was taken 15 years ago....This was Gata. She was a feisty little Russian Blue mix/Alley cat from New Jersey, who claimed me. She was also a sweet little love bug, and I miss her every day.

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Jan 26

Art as an act of resistance! A friend of mine painted this as part of an art challenge this weekend. Not on Bsky, but you can find him on IG and 🧵s @danielbdemented

A painting of Donald Trump devouring The Statue of Liberty in the style of Francisco Goya's Jupiter Devouring his son
by artist Daniel Reneau
https://www.danielreneauartist.com

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Jan 14

Now, what are your KPIs and ROIs looking like this quarter, and how will that affect your taxable income...oh wait... #TaxTheChurches

an image of theflockcrm a CRM for churches.

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Dec 10

This is EVERY OTHER post I see, btw...the ad spend on this must be astronomical.

Propaganda from the US Department of Homeland Security featuring Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd,

Giraffe Car!@jenbrucker· Dec 10

Last week, my FB feed was normal. This week every department is sponsoring posts(with taxpayer dollars) with vile stuff like this...That's a ZEPPELIN, kids!