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Jen

@jennyflower

TV Flannelist on humour & the law. Feel free to buy my book for your library. UK 🇬🇧 D 🇩🇪 ES 🇪🇸

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Jen@jennyflower· 14d

Enjoying summer?

Promotional poster for booking your Christmas party. It's JULY!

Jen@jennyflower· 29d

This says it all.

Screenshot of Starmer and text from The Local France Facebook page reading "Britain’s outgoing Prime Minister Keir Starmer has been awarded France’s highest honour"

Jen@jennyflower· Jul 8

Who is the more serious politician, Farage or Binface?

Front page of The Guardian newspaper with a photo of Farage and the headline, Farage's £5m gift reported over money laundering concerns.

Jen@jennyflower· Jul 6

They look so crunchy. Should I?

Photograph of an unopened packet of Amarettini biscuits with the sell by date December 2014.

Jen@jennyflower· Jul 5

#HydrationBreak #EngMex

Withnail and I meme reading "we took a hydration break by mistake".

Jen@jennyflower· Jul 4

I know I shouldn't but it made me think of this.

Meme of Bart Simpson writing #We will kill the Trump on a chalk board.

Jen@jennyflower· Jun 29

Fair enough? But the circus continues.

Photograph of a sign for the Great American State Fair stating that the event has been postponed due to bad weather and instructing event goers to leave.
From a tweet by Amanda Moore with the text *Fair is closed*.

Jen@jennyflower· Jun 7

As were these last week...

Jen@jennyflower· May 25

Close up of David Attenborough looking delightedly at a mouse on his finger.

Jen@jennyflower· May 1

Anyone need distraction? Squirrel!

Red squirrel sitting on the branch of a tree. Taken in Aranjuez.

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 29

The cover for my new book is through. I am very excited. Please indulge me when I bang on about it for the next few months. It's my first baby after all.

Red book cover for The Law, Society and Politics of Entertainment in Britain. The jacket is illustrated with a photo from the point of view of the audience looking at an empty stage.

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 18

Another useful phrase from Duolingo. I'm still waiting for "my hovercraft is full of eels".

Screen shot from language learning app Duolingo featuring a cartoon bear and the Spanish phrase "I don't buy used underwear".

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 13

Christ Alive! What fresh new hell is this?

AI generated image of Trump as Christ raising (I suppose) Lazarus from the dead. Although someone has pointed out that the corpse looks a bit like Epstein.

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 12

❤️

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 12

Erm?

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 11

It's a good first step that he's recognised he's deranged and it's no surprise he's named this syndrome after himself.

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 8

Perfect.

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 6

Well this is depressing.

Screen grab text reads "The ICC was built to hold the most powerful leaders accountable for the most serious crimes — but a combination of treaty withdrawal, veto power, domestic immunity doctrine, and outright threats of force ensures that U.S. presidents remain beyond its reach."

Jen@jennyflower· Apr 5

Bloody EU rules! Oh...

Jars of marmalade labelled "orange marmalade" on the shelves of a British shop.

Jen@jennyflower· Mar 22

Purple giant orchid.

Jen@jennyflower· Mar 20

Nigel "No not *THAT* kind of free speech" Farage.

Photo of Muslims at prayer in Trafalgar Square London. From the Guardian, with headline "Nigel Farage condemned over call to ban public prayer for Muslims in the UK"

Jen@jennyflower· Mar 15

I don't know what they're doing but they laugh a lot behind the green door.

Tiny green (hmm maybe blue - poetic licence) door in a knoll in a tree.

Jen@jennyflower· Mar 3

I saw David Byrne in Cardiff last night and it was wonderful.

David Byrne performing on stage with his band in front of a large screen showing an image of him and his band performing on stage wearing animal masks.

Jen@jennyflower· Feb 19

Haunted.

Photograph of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor on his return from the police station looking in deep shock.

Jen@jennyflower· Jan 18

In order to avoid thinking about global politics, I put on my wellies and jumped into puddles like a toddler. I would highly recommend it.

A large muddy puddle flooding a hedge lined country pathway.

Jen@jennyflower· Jan 1

Current 2026 mood.

Surreal photo of woman standing in a field of wheat. Her head is replaced by a transparent globe.
Creator: choi dongsu
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Credit: Getty Images

Jen@jennyflower· Dec 23

Can anyone name this #spider #arachnid? And I don't mean "Dave" for example.

Spider peaking out from a hole in a brick wall.

Jen@jennyflower· Dec 21

Christmas has reached Alicante.

Bright Xmas lights adorning a street in Alicante with crowds around a cone covered in more Xmas lights and topped with a star.

Jen@jennyflower· Dec 9

I was going to say the same. And of course Bolsanaro with his chainsaw.

Jen@jennyflower· Dec 7

Córdoba is extremely beautiful. I would recommend it to a friend.

View of Córdoba across ancient tiled rooftops.