Jenny Roll

@jennylangin

Happy Fun Ball™. 🫧 Painfully earnest. ♾️ Backfill in Progress

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Jenny Roll@jennylangin· 12d

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· 22d

I knew I was clinging to this thing for a reason. At last.

Post by sara david @SaraQDavid:
"me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?"

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· 22d

A brown tabby cat named April Ludgate Karate Dwyer is seated upright on a heating pad with both back rear legs splayed outward and an expression od great affront at being observed.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· 25d

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.

The cassette jacket for the Pump Up the Volume movie OST, in terrible low resolution.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Jul 5

A vertical trio of pictures. The top shows the world's sweetest peregrine falcon perched on a rock, looking coyly at the camera. In each of the following two frames, the same bird is closer to the camera, so that the last is a close-up of the bird's face, where it looks like he has Seen Some Shit™.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Jun 15

An image collage matching up two figures along a vertical seam. On the left is a still from Joe Rogan's live broadcast from the thing. He looks red and swollen, his neck straining at his collar, and his tie is comically short, He is fully serving drunk circus clown. On the right, an image of a Sontaran, a member of a fierce alien warrior race in the Doctor Who TV show, but whose physical appearance is that of a potato crammed into a suit of armor with a tiny, scowling face drawn on.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Jun 1

A skeet from Rachel Lense (@rachellense.bsky.social) featuring a high-resolution image of her PRIDE flag as originally created under the aegis of NASA in 2024. It was pulled down by the current administration a year later, in 2025.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Mar 31

Fuck SCOTUS. PROTECT THE DOLLS. PROTECT TRANS KIDS.

A still from the finale of Sabrina Carpenter's performance on the VMAs. Basically, a pile of gorgeous, madly diverse, sweaty dancers in a group finale formation, all giving full ferocity and defiance in defense of trans rights.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Mar 26

Horrifying still from short parody film Too Many Cooks, featuring a haggard ginger puppet playing an organ and looking like the the idea of a cat as designed by committee in Hell. Yellow text tells us his name is SMARF.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Mar 13

A weathered wooden exit door from within an aged greenhouse, dirty white and streaked with algae; distant trees appear as a dark Impressionist blur through the condensation coating the windows. Leggy green and brown stalks burst upward from clay pots on either side of the door from the brown floor. They offer up leaves of every shape and texture, punctuated with a few rare blooms of explosive color. Heavy tops weight the tallest stalks, 10'+ overhead, so that they create an elegant great tropical arc above the door. The light outside is radiant gray ice, but the air in my lungs is warm and green.

Lyman Plant House
Smith College
Northampton MA

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Feb 28

April L______ K_____ D____, who does not want to violate any IP by providing her full name, pledges her sword to Kat Abughazaleh for IL-09. (Her mom's support was more of the monetary variety.) #catsforkat

A brown tabby is seated on a blue heating pad, back legs splayed, staring off-frame with an expression of incredulous shock and affronted modesty.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Feb 27

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Jan 26

A B&W photograph of a tardigrade on its back, chubby and adorable, clutching the tiniest of tiny violins as though playing a cheerful version of the sorry-not-sorry minuet.

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Jan 21

Jenny Roll@jennylangin· Nov 2

The Worst. I cannot get oral meds into my bitchy sausage. I have tried tablets, microtabs, suspensions, ground into powder, in pill pockets, with treats, with meal toppers, with Churu, stirred into gravy, in fancy & sketchy wet foods, in chunk tuna, swaddled, & with a pill syringe. THEY JUST KNOW.