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Phil Goodman@jens· 8d

pickle beer

pickle beer

Phil Goodman@jens· 22d

lmao

chat message with meta ai
Me: @Meta AI how many days of the week have the word “poop” in them?
Meta AI: Two: Tuesday and Thursday. If you squint, Saturday sounds like "Sat-er-poop" when you’re tired.

Phil Goodman@jens· Jul 2

from wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MxPx

Phil Goodman@jens· Jun 30

what the fuck is this shit?

Bluesky age verification

Phil Goodman@jens· Jun 5

hell yeah some of the best headphones I’ve owned

black bose headphones with orange padding and orange head rest

Phil Goodman@jens· Jun 1

it is june

justin timberlake saying it is june

Phil Goodman@jens· May 22

Phil Goodman@jens· May 19

me watching the spurs play:

Phil Goodman@jens· May 16

Phil Goodman@jens· Mar 28

i was laughing

Phil Goodman@jens· Mar 24

also saw them right around the time this album released. david mcwane saw me trying to take a candid pic of him setting up on stage and pointed at me

David mcwane of big d and the kids table on stage pointing at a camera circa 2011

Phil Goodman@jens· Mar 17

Phil Goodman@jens· Feb 20

weed number let’s go

screenshot showing that I now have 420 followers

Phil Goodman@jens· Feb 9

Meme with the caption “When you're ignoring the Super Bowl LX halftime show but also tryna watch the big booty Latinas dancing on the stage” and underneath is a salty Donald Duck wearing a maga hat

Phil Goodman@jens· Jan 29

Phil Goodman@jens· Jan 23

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this

Collection of stickers on an iOS keyboard, mostly featuring pictures of Donald Trump in awkward poses. Also, there’s one of a nude Kermit the frog with his arms crossed

Phil Goodman@jens· Jan 6

also saw them at warped circa 2007. Here’s me and mark

couple of punks

Phil Goodman@jens· Dec 17

this is much better than anything AI could ever generate

a post from the fashion dolls lovers facebook group. The text reads “What if Elphaba and Glinda were lesbian giraffes with a beautiful family?” followed by images of toy giraffes that have had their heads replaced by dolls that resemble the characters from Wicked and what their potential biological children would look like. Truly an abomination that mocks god, and yet I can’t get enough of it.

Phil Goodman@jens· Dec 6

actually yeah I’m convinced this is click bait ai slop. The lighting from this lamp doesn’t make sense lmao

Phil Goodman@jens· Dec 4

i think paul mccartney’s “wonderful christmastime” is a good song.

norman rockwell meme

Phil Goodman@jens· Nov 18

I thought the president meant that literally

Phil Goodman@jens· Nov 17

me grooseta

Phil Goodman@jens· Nov 3

something satisfying about killing Rick for a victory royale as Hank Hill wearing Jebidiah Springfield’s head ngl

Phil Goodman@jens· Nov 1

Phil Goodman@jens· Oct 26

finally bought a couple of bit coins gonna see what all of the hubbub is about

Phil Goodman@jens· Oct 22

@andyrichter.co u owe me

Phil Goodman@jens· Oct 19

Scene from the Simpsons where they have a smart house that’s voiced by Pierce Brosnan. Bart is asking “Hey, Pierce, how’d you know our favorite foods?”

Pierce responding “I analyzed your, um… leavings.”

Phil Goodman@jens· Oct 15

“The kids are calling it ‘edging’. It’s when you jack off without cumming.”

Ice T from law and order SVU

Phil Goodman@jens· Oct 4

no furries allowed in this skating rink that I’m in rn

A sign on a door that reads “NOT ALLOWED: ANIMAL MASK, ANIMAL TAILS. THESE ITEMS CREATE A DISTURBANCE TO EVERYONE DUE TO THOSE WEARING THEM ARE USUALLY NOT SKATING BUT RUNNING AND JUMPING AROUND MEOWING, BARKING AND MAKING LOUD ANIMAL NOISES. THANK YOU FOR NOT BRINGING THESE TYPES OF ITEMS IN THE SKATING RINK”

Phil Goodman@jens· Oct 3

Claude code when Claude code reviews my PRs that Claude code wrote