a Jason Powell

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a Jason Powell@jeputz· 22d

Picked up a couple books at Barnes and nibble. So excited to read these

Two Star Wars books on a table. The orange one on the left says Dad jokes strike back. It features Darth Vader between two pairs of stormtroopers while he holds his red lightsaber like a golf club and is saying the setup for a joke that begins with two stormtroopers walk into a cantina. At the bottom of the cover it says that it contains the best worst jokes and puns from a galaxy far far away. By Kelly Knox. Illustrations by Johnny Sampson. The second book has two attractive young people all up in each other's personal space having a moment against a sunset, or sunrise, hell I don't know, with beautiful colors behind them of yellow orange pink and purple, and in the top right corner are two TIE fighters. The title is eyes like stars, A Star Wars romance novel by Ashley poston. The gentleman has pale blonde hair, and the lady has flowing red hair. And I am so freaking excited to read this book, and the other book, both books

a Jason Powell@jeputz· 23d

Rolled credits on Naiad and loved it. The reviews and advertisements did not do it justice. You guide a river mermaid downstream and help animals and gain notes and powers along the way. Starting my second playthrough immediately

Screenshot of the video game naiad showing a pink-haired mermaid floating down the river with a few small orange fish. The Blue Waters of the river are bordered by greystone Green Grass and dark green bushy trees. There are a few water plants visible on the surface and seaweed under the surface

a Jason Powell@jeputz· 27d

This stealthy mangaka tried to sneak past me undetected. Thank you, Bluesky, for alerting me. It was awesome! It has droids and Jedi!! Why do the authors list their blood type in their blurbs?

Holding a manga with a stormtrooper in a Jedi robe holding a pale blue lightsaber. The title is Star Wars visions sukumo by iichi shimizu and tomohiro shimoguchi. The back cover will tell you that that's not actually a stormtrooper, it is actually a Jedi Knight who is on the run after order 66

a Jason Powell@jeputz· 27d

Just finished Cosmic Star Heroine, and loved it. Saved the three worlds and had a lot of fun

Video game screenshot of Cosmic Star heroin. It shows a plaza with two robot DJs, and a robot in the crowd says to keep the spirit of the groove forever in your heart. Dancers of the both human and robot variety are in the area and in the distance is a staircase made of stone and a fountain

a Jason Powell@jeputz· 28d

The Jessica Jones as Spiderman one shot was awesome!!

Comic book titled What if...? Jessica Jones. Subtitled what if the radioactive spider bit Jessica Jones? The cover features black-haired woman with a spider on her hand and a shocked expression with half of her face covered by the Spider-Man mask. She has a white T-shirt and behind her is affirming looking Peter Parker perhaps in his glasses and mustard yellow vest

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jul 12

How is your post immediately followed by a dust storm warning?!?

Post from the original poster talking about crumbly into dust with another post immediately following on my timeline with a dust storm warning, presumably unrelated for some spot in Arizona. Why am I following weather alerts from Arizona. I don't even live there. Anyway, I thought it was funny that a person said they were going to crumble in the dust and the very next post was about a dust storm

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jul 8

Really enjoying Cosmic Star Heroine from Zeboyd. I love the humor of their games, and the sixteen bit polish on this one is really nice. Lots of playable characters to enjoy as well. Glad I just played This Way Madness Lies because it makes the learning curve less steep for the combat systems

Screenshot of the video game Cosmic Star heroin, showing an industrial setting, where a robot greets our main character who wears a red hat on her white hair,. The robot says welcome to the agency of peace and intelligence. Congratulations on a mission well done, agent.

A screenshot of the video game Cosmic Star heroin showing a joke from Star Wars. One of your three agents speaks to a security booth assuring the person on the other end of the comms that " we're totally fine here! Just a blaster malfunction. Nothing to see. We got this A-OK under control. The character speaking is Chon, who has bluish hair and a red headband and a red jacket

A screenshot from the video game Cosmic Star heroin showing a giant green Godzilla frog monster with a spike on its belly squaring up to fight against your giant mech robot. One of your four attacks is highlighted, the punch which does physical damage and adds style points to your style counter. On the right side is the turn order showing that the two combatants will take equal turns. Around the two combatants are three skyscrapers

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jul 8

Really been enjoying the peaceful mermaid vibes of Naiad. Delightful experience with secrets to find in the corners. Already planning my second playthrough. But be aware, it only auto-saves when you finish an episode chunk (2-1, 2-2, etc)

This is a level up screen from the video game nyad, with some white fluffy clouds around the edge of the screen and the beam of sunlight Lansing down to the water in a circle of stones. In the center of the sunlight is our mermaid like creature, the Naiad, with her pill body and purple hair. The text on the screen says the Sun bathes you and it's like. You feel a warm happiness flooding over your heart. Press A to continue.

This is a screenshot from the video game Naiad, and if the screen you see when you begin the game, showing a cloud and some gentle rain, and the words episode 1, the essence that was born when the rain kissed the rock. Press a to start

Screenshot from the video game Naiad. You can dig through the menu and see details on the places you visited, like the cloud, the spring, the forest, and the cave. This screen highlights episode 3, the forest, with the subtitle the lethargy of the trees that didn't want to wake up. Underneath that it says Pinene, The essence of memories. The branches hold high domes of sparking light. The tree sleeps over the soft mantle surrendered to the years. The wind whispers in forgotten languages. Flying words. The rhythm resolves in broken heartbeats. It fleas the buzz. Off to the right side of the screen is a list of the fauna encountered in this area including little fish, frog, duckling, duck, phone, dough, dear, peacock, pe him, mouse, b, butterfly, Raven, bird.

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jul 6

Enjoyed playing Lure tonight, even though I was third out of three players. I caught a beautiful Rainbow Trout and Sockeye Salmon

Small box for a card game named lure. The cover art features a hungry blue fish with yellow fins chasing a hook with some kind of artificial worm on it. In the background is lots of sea grass and a turtle and the shadows of other fish. The game says it is designed by satoru Nakamura with art by Daniel prophet and Anika gavitt

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jul 6

Happy belated birthday, America

View of the back of a gentleman in a parade chair by a railing keeping him safe from the Mississippi River. Also in the picture, the Mississippi River and the g&o / greater New Orleans Mississippi River bridge and then the star of the picture is a fire boat spraying a jet of red water and another jet of blue water and two jets of white water. Very patriotic

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jul 5

Nick and I just played the card game. He beat the heck out of me, but I enjoyed the memory cards I picked up along the way

Cards from the Tea Dragon Society card game. The summery yellow card titled Travels shows two people and a small green Jasmine dragon. The orange Autumn card in the middle titled warm fire, shows two people in cozy woolen sweaters sitting around a hearth with a teapot on top with perhaps a wooden floor and some furniture around the perimeter. The third and final card in wintery White is titled fresh snowfall, and shows a cozy cabin in fresh snow. Each card has its number of victory points displayed at the bottom, and they were worth four, five, and eight respectively

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jul 5

My son and I love these graphic novels, but now we want a tea dragon stuffie, which doesn't seem to exist anywhere.

The three books in the T-Dragon graphic novel series by Kay O'Neill. The first book on the left with the green cover and the two girls picnicking on a red blanket, one with black hair and one with pink hair, one with horns and one with antlers, his titled The T-Dragon society. The smaller book in the middle has a sky blue cover with a young lady and a straw hat meeting a winged yellow dragon. It is titled the t dragon festival. The third book with its reddish orange cover his titled The T-Dragon tapestry, and features the two girls from the first book cover on front with a beautiful sunset behind them on a winding pad

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 30

I enjoyed playing Europa. It was very pretty, and I liked how they dripped out the story details. I was a little confused at the end. I couldn't tell for sure if we revived the human colonists, or destroyed them.

Screenshot of the opening title screen, menu screen? For a video game named Europa. The image shows a terraformed version of a moon of Jupiter named Europa. There are either ice caps or clouds at the top of the planet, but then the blue of oceans and the green of grass takes up a decent amount of space on the globe. The options highlighted are new game, options, chapters

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 27

Hafling Fighter! Had to look it up

Comic book panel from Justice League dreamgirls issue 4, the conclusion, of a DC pride event, by axelrod, Maine's, camp, Brandt and Steen, Farrell, and Kelly. The frame in question shows purple skinned galaxy, a superhero with beautiful teal hair, saying " and I've got a halfling fighter named adorable the nightblade I've played as forever. Also in the frame is Superboy or superchild or super young man, I don't really know that guy

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 24

Star Wars: Sanctuary was a helluva book!!! It was good all the way through (I love hearing Wanda Sykes voice in my head), but the ending was especially amazing. Jaysus

A Star Wars novel titled Sanctuary, a bad batch novel, by Lamar Giles. The cover features tech, Omega, Hunter, and wrecker, in their tactical gear on a rocky outcropping backlit by Orange fog or mist

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 22

I really enjoyed Caravan Sandwitch!! I loved learning about the people and history of planet Cigalo.

So you want me to search for information about the purpose of the satellite in the ruin? Great, I love urbex! That's what the red-haired person with the teal jacket and yellow fanny packs on over their shoulder says to the little green frog person. The red-haired person is named Sauge. The little Reinato is named Hyla. The little frog person is standing by a mushroom that I thought was a beach parasol. In the background is a bridge with concrete support structures and metal grading underneath it. This is a screenshot from the video game Caravan sandwich. That's a lot of fun exploration and a yellow van with no combat

Hey, you! That's what the red-haired person in the teal jacket and the yellow fanny packs long over their shoulder just saying to the white ponchoed mystery figure in the orange triangle hat. The red-haired person is named Sauge. The orange hat person is a sand witch that is dedicated to keeping some technology broken so that a predatory corporation doesn't return to the area to seek further profits at the expense of the planet. The skies are gray and stormy, with a line of orange near the horizon. There are three electronics towers that are lined with an orange light, and a glowing blue power cord along the floor near those towers

This is a screenshot from the video game Caravan Sandwich depicting the internet bulletin board app within the game, which is called toaster. There are multiple conversations on the left side scroll bar including emergency message, exploring the residential area, I found a paint booth,. This conversation is recruiting study assistant, which is a communication from our little green frog buddy named Hyla. Our red-haired protagonist Sauge, is asking about some creative emoji use, and Hyla says aren't they great. Highland then goes on to tell salvage that they need their long legs and reach an agility to go find more research information from another difficult industrial ruin. We do a lot of favors for a lot of weirdos in this game

To all renatos, robots, and human beings who suffered from the greed of the stockholders. That's the inscription on the memorial grave site being read aloud by Sauge, our red-headed protagonist in the teal jacket and yellow fanny pack sung over their shoulder. This is a screenshot from the video game Caravan sandwich. It's raining on a grassy area with one pine tree in the background and some scrubby grass. Seeking profit at the expense of people and the environment is a theme in the video game

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 21

Painting in Panera Bread. When my son was very young, he was scandalized by this painting because he was convinced that the lady was topless, or as he would say, "bare"

Photo of the wall of a restaurant where a painting of two people sitting on a picnic blanket hangs. The man is wearing a white T-shirt and black pants. The woman is wearing a brown skirt and a T-shirt that matches her skin tone very closely. She is holding around loaf of bread in her hand that would obscure her breasts if she were indeed topless as my very young son thought she was. The picnic blanket is black and white checker pattern, and there's other fruit and whatnot on the blanket. Is that a coffee pot? Jesus, I can't make out the details of this painting anymore

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 21

My phone case has a sticker that came with a Beth Revis book. I like it a lot

Back of a black phone case with a couple stickers on it. One is the golden symbol on a white background that looks a little like a peacock or lotus blossom. It's a star Wars the High Republic symbol. Underneath that, is a large black heart with stars on it and fig silver roses at the edges, and a poem by Sarah epperson. The poem says, roses are red, outer space is black. Billionaires shouldn't exist, capitalism is whack

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 18

I made a maze in Pokopia

Aerial view of amaze and the Sandy desert area in the video game pokémon prokopia where the player has used stacked blocks three high to create walls that create a maze with an entrance on the front left near the bottom of the frame and an exit on bottom right. Some of the walls are bright blue crystal, but most are a hodgepodge of disparate materials. Near the center of the frame is a little purple hat floating in space, which is on top of a Magnemite pokémon that's actually the ditto, who is the main character of pocopia

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 17

I know nobody likes Graymalkin prison, but I sure don't want Sarah Gaunt roaming around free.

Uncanny X-Men comic book #30 with an alien flying saucer in the top right corner. The subtitle is Mars Needs Mutants. Pictured in the foreground are Jubilee with dark hair and sunglasses, Wolverine, and Nightcrawler

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 17

Something particularly offensive about the expression "billionaire health executive".

Email from NPR with a story focusing on elections in Georgia, and how some billionaire managed to buy his way to the nomination for Republican governor over Trump can selected tow sucker. But the description of the billionaire is 1 billionaire health care executive rick Jackson, but I'm sure he made that money by overcharging and underpaying

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 15

Hey, I found ya ass in the library!

Library shelf in the graphic novel Young adult section, where one of the call numbers, call letters?, says GN, y a, ass. For graphic novel, young adult, asan. It just happens to be an unfortunate last name for abbreviations based on the first three letters

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 14

On behalf of my son Nick, I would like to thank the New York Knicks for winning the championship. He's been a fan his whole life. We did not realize what we were doing when we named him that. I wish there was a team named the Kjasons that I could root for

Boy with brown hair, wearing an orange, white, and blue New York Knicks jersey and orange shorts (with a blue undershirt). He has one hand over his mouth mimicking MVP Jalen Brunson

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 11

Captain Marvel Dark Past #3 was awesome. Carol is fantastic. Spider Woman is awesome. And this panel is just majestic

Comic book panel showing Sam Wilson Captain America front and center with his beautiful shield with the star and the red white and blue concentric circles. A raid around him are Black panther, She-Hulk, with her beautiful green skin and dark green hair, storm, iron Man, vision, the Scarlet witch, and some purple dude with a bow and arrow. Just a really nice avengers group shot with some really cool folks, and a guy with a bow and arrow

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 11

Skate Ali number one is a lot of fun, excitement, and mystery. Great art

Cover of a comic book by Sam humphries, Kelly Sue daconic, Natasha bustos, and Joshua Reed, titled Skate Ali, issue number one. The cover is blue yellow and pink, with the titular character in the center with green pants and bare midriff and a black T-shirt with an eyeball, a pink feather boa, green hair, and a pink blue and purple skateboard behind her head, also wearing a cast on one forearm. Two other characters in shades of yellow and blue appear off to the left and right. The boy on the left has glasses, a sleeveless jacket, oh that's called the vest isn't it, and a skull t-shirt, and is holding a skateboard. The girl on the right has a long sleeve half jacket, fingerless gloves with little spikes on the backs of the hands, and a skateboard.

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 11

I understand that every day with pizza is a gift, but I am some confused by issue two. I think the widow was telling the truth, but who's pulling the strings?

Cover of a comic book by Robert venditti and David lapham titled Hank Howard, pizza detective, in a slice of Life number 2, by bad idea comics. The mostly white cover features a sausage and cheese slice of pizza levitating in the air, a full caligulas cola glass with ice and a straw on the table, a paper plate, and all but the crust eaten slice on the paper plate, and a crumpled piece of paper. I enjoyed both issue one and issue two, but it is batshit crazy. The sex scene was a surprise an issue one, and Hank taking a weiner to the eye in this issue was quite a surprise.

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 10

My son and I had tremendous difficulty finding how to pick our world cup country in rocket league this morning, but with help from reddit, we've learned how. So Nick made a video to show you how:

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 9

We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours?

Screenshot shot from video game titled A Short Hike depicting a blackbird named Claire wearing a red bandana talking to an animal on a grassy mountain outcrop. The animal is painting the natural beauty of the landscape and says "this park is special to me". The park in question is the beautiful Hawk Peak Provincial Park. There are nearby evergreens and a couple of deciduous trees with orange or reddish orange leaves

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 8

Ditto Squad from Fuchsia City

A screenshot from pokémon pocopia. So blue sky and a windmill and some power lines in the background a tiny space pod in the background that's purely decorative. A blue pokémon building where sometimes you can buy random furniture on the right side. And six pokémon in the center of the frame. On the far left is my main character Ditto in human pokémon trainer form with her little white hat and purple hair and pink top and purple pants. A little to the right is Hitmonchan with his red boxing gloves. To the right of him in the background is the big green Scyther, the praying mantis dude with the sickle arms and the yellow wings. In front of him is little blue Bulbasaur with his green seed pod on his back. Farther right is orange Magikarp. A goldfish that flops around. Behind him is little blue Squirtle, and adorable turtle. Each of those guys taught my ditto a valuable skill, like rock smash, or cut, or grow, or jump, or water gun

a Jason Powell@jeputz· Jun 8

Fuchsia City Ditto Squad