Jeremiah Graves

@jeremiahgraves

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Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· 27d

wha— what the hell is going on here?!

an ad from the Boston Scally Company promoting their — DEEEEEP SIGH — "trucker collection" of scally caps

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· 27d

Go Red Sox!! Boo Rays.

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· 29d

I've got good news and I've got bad news.

a screenshot of a skeet from April 27, 2026 where I quote skeeted Merriam-Webster‬'s skeet asking: "What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space." and my response was "diarrhea 💩" ... that's my bad, y'all

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 10

graphic design is my passion

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 8

it's all coming together ... just as the prophecy foretold

Boston.com screenshot that shows a an occupied lavatory with a headline that reads "Cyclospora, the explosive diarrhea parasite, has reached Mass. Here's what to know."

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 8

Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time. (Twins hat edition)

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 7

screen shot of the Nathan Fielder meme that reads "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too." ... but I replaced "a bunch of friends" with Mitch McConnell and "they're all" with "he's alive," ... because I am a comedic genius and I'm sure that no one else on the internet has already used this same bit 14,000 times today

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 7

LFG!

baseball version of the "Sickos Yes" dude wearing a Twins cap

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 7

hold up ...

an email from LinkedIn and the subject line reads "You may be a fit for Weiss Ass..."

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 4

fourth of july fit check

(clockwise) "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Sting (wrestler, not singer), Mr. America (definitely NOT Hulk Hogan), and Lex Luger all decked out in American flag attire

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 2

the sun is angry today my friends

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 1

this fella is waaaaarrrrrrmmmmm

an unemployed man in his 40s making poor decisions and, inevitably, getting wildly sunburnt as a result

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 1

a very OMG GIVE ME A WATER kinda day at the old ball yard

Fenway stands and everyone has water in lieu of beers

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jul 1

Update: fuck it, we ball

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 30

#MuncyMaxxing

Gotta catch 'em all! written over the head of Ash Ketchum from Pokémon, instead of Poké Balls, he's holding the heads of Max Muncy (Dodgers) and Max Muncy (Athletics) in his hands

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 25

"THE LIVING LEGEND" LEW FORD, BAYBAY!!!

a height chart that inexplicably combines Lew Ford, Cub Foods, the Minnesota Twins, and the 'got milk?' campaign

this lives in my home

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 24

I split the World Cup logo. ...is that a thing?! I'm gonna pretend it's a thing.

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 24

PRO-TIP: all World Cup tourists should go to Jazzman's in Burlington for the best iced coffee and breakfast sandwich in the greater Boston metro region! (note: this recommendation MIGHT be influenced by the fact that this in-hospital coffeeshop was my only access to caffeine this morning)

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 24

BRB ... gotta update my LinkedIn profile

drop slot at the hospital that has a note taped to it that reads "for payments only not trash"

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 22

I've got these ~18 year old party poppers that I just dug out of my desk. Do we think they're: a) duds b) gonna explode early and destroy my hand c) in fine condition and confetti will rain down majestically

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 20

it's true, folks

Brian carrying a baseball stadium chopped onion dispenser in a baby Bjorn. Did y'all think he was joking around or something?!

Jeremiah Graves@jeremiahgraves· Jun 20

Oh man, bring back 2017 prices!! I would love to "only" pay $12 for a salad bar monstrosity. I ended up paying nearly $30 for one over the winter and it wasn't even that good (or filling).