Jeremy Morong
@jeremymorong
Author of four seldom-read books, Yankee, Spur, and Husker fan.
Correct, and it also means employees and employers by and large don't have to pay health insurance premiums.
Republicans have been getting elected governor of Nebraska since 1998 by making this exact same promise every single election.
I knew these movies were popular since they have made 600 of them, but $16.4 billion in one day is super impressive!
Last year, people wrote into my local newspaper over this strip for "attacking the President" in the funny papers, despite it very clearly not mentioning a certain someone.
Maize (corn) was created by humans in what today is Mexico. The original plant has almost no resemblance to what it became through human modification. Along with rice, it's probably the most important food in human history.
I'm sorry, but selling 3 different versions of your new Toy Story song on 3 separate CD singles to make your fans buy all three is lame.
Credit where it's due, I think most companies would put a shiny new exhaust pipe on their package. But this company knows that if you need a "Metal Strapping Kit," your exhaust is rusty as hell, and they're not going to make you feel bad about it!
I really despise politics like this (ballot for the governor of California). And Alaska has a mysterious second Dan Sullivan running for the Senate.
Someone already updated Jeremy Sochan's Wikipedia to list him as a 2026 NBA Champion. 🤣
"Instead of painting the house, which would have taken 3 weeks and that was supposed to cost $5000, I scrubbed down the front door, and a much better final result, and in 10 minutes. I do many such things for Household, and, as Husband, it is my Honor to do so."
Oh, the economy is worse than I thought. It's Great Value Snickers and Kit Kat bad.
Maybe not the best use of money to paint this on the side of a semi trailer and plant it next to a highway.
Last time we had a flood in Omaha, some lady wrote our paper and wanted to know why the idiots in charge hadn't thought to simply transport the floodwaters to the western US, where they were in a drought and badly needed the water. Her idea had more merit than this one.
What on Earth happens to the girls Buffet Middle School cross country team between 7th and 8th grade?!?
The woman caught cuddling up with a married man at a Coldplay concert is now giving speeches about "Tacking Back the Narrative," despite not actually taking back the narrative. We make it way too easy for people to grift in this country.
My favorite part of the day is walking with my kids to the bus stop. The thought of a parent being snatched there while with their child makes my blood boil.
This necrophiliac is too dumb to know that Martin and Sinatra were both born to immigrants.
It's so weird people want to go to civil war when I just want people to have health insurance, man.
Trumpers were big mad about this comic that ran this past 4th of July despite his name never being used or even hinted at, unless...