Jessika 🏳️⚧⛓️🤖
@jesikalashnikov
A 40+ kinky leatherworker, painter, and former massage therapist from West Philly (she/they)
I told a top on Twitter who's half a foot taller than me that I greatly appreciated their attention but that it was a little much before we went on a date and they blocked me But anyway here's what people with stable adult egos get
V-time, free time, baby, relax Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax Hornt up succu-bus to the beach Catch some rays while catching some D Pack your bags Sun's out Take a vacay, babe Take it straight to Bonetown
Oh I got to make them into an art project by giving them to a trans man
'Cause anyone who finds love in Hell can do anything, baby You and me don't need no one else to make it through the crazy No blow comes close to fatal for this princess and fallen angel We already found love in Hell, the rest is easy, baby
'Cause I'm the furor, I'm immense I am the avatar of your consequence I'm your omega, I'm the flood I am the nightmare you made when you spilled our blood So cower and hide, find a rope you can swing from Go say your goodbyes, to your lives, to your kingdom
Remember how dating demanded a good bit of effort and wit before you came out?
You Are my angel Come from way above To bring me love (to bring me love) Her eyes She's on the dark side Neutralize (every man in sight) every man in sight Love you, love you, love you, love you Love you, love you, love you, love you Love you, love you, love you, love you Love you, love you, love
Sounds like you really could do With a little reminder of who you're talking to An honest woman Always there to lend an ear I dealt with you fairly, been patient, it's true But remember, my deer You're in my zoo Don't you forget You are my pet I say when to sit and stay Roll over, or go fetch
I got so sick of making this one that I raise the price by like $30 every time I get an order and it makes me mad. It's like 300 something now
Chunks of concrete are actually the most fun things to put in a rock tumbler
