Jesse Mac

@jessemackinnon

A bolt of lightning, on a night unlooked for, smote the ancient oak and split it in twain. Long had it stood, a seemingly permanent witness to ages. The sudden fire revealed truth within: hidden rot, a hollow heart, and slow decay beneath its bark.

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Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· 17d

Millicent from Paddington, looking like she would like to stuff that monkey

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· 18d

Give us a real, historically accurate version of Odyssey, as the ancient Greeks intended it: With all the men butt-fucking naked

Detail from an ancient Greek red-figure volute-krater in the British Museum. The scene, painted in a narrow frieze around the vessel’s neck, depicts the combat between Achilles and Hector. On the left, the youthful Achilles advances with his shield raised and spear drawn back for a final thrust. Opposite him, the bearded Hector, wounded in the chest and left thigh, staggers backward with his shield extended and spear lowered. Both warriors wear Corinthian helmets with raised cheek pieces, carry round shields, and have swords suspended from cross-belts. The reddish-orange figures stand out against a black background beneath an ornate band of floral and geometric decoration.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· 23d

Watching THE ODYSSEY the way Christopher Nolan intended

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· 24d

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· 26d

The Sam Neill-athon continues!

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· 26d

I don’t care if England wins, I just need Argentina to lose!

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jul 11

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jul 10

Ravenloft made with the Baldur’s Gate 3 engine

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jul 5

Impressive he’s still writing at his age

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jul 5

The 4th of Shit 🫡🇺🇸🎇

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jul 4

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jul 3

Flyovers that will only be heard, it seems

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jul 2

Killing 2,000,000 during the sack of Baghdad confirmed, then

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jun 28

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jun 27

The Ruling Class! One of my favorites, starring Peter O’Toole, is a delirious satire of aristocracy, religion, and power. “How do you know you’re God?” “Simple, when I pray to him, I find I’m talking to myself.”

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jun 26

Little surprise there

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jun 20

Post a comic cover you love.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jun 14

lmao

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jun 13

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jun 2

The Spy Who Came In From the Cold

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· May 24

Well I’m seeing a new Star War tonight. I’ll admit, it was the title that piqued my interest!

The Mandalorian
Fucks Charlie Kirk’s Open Neck Wound

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· May 17

A two-panel cartoon about a park bench. In the top panel, a white man sits on a wooden bench with space beside him while a Black woman stands next to it, saying, “I think I deserve to sit on this bench too!” In the bottom panel, the woman is now seated on the bench, but the man has been pushed off onto the ground. He looks upset and says, “Oh my god I’ve been pushed off! There is no room for me on my bench anymore!”

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jan 26

Tim Doyle showing what these characters are all about.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jan 8

i know who they consulted about the butter

A tight, slightly grainy TV still from Tales from the Crypt showing Brad Dourif (left) and Bill Paxton (right) crouched close together in a dim wooden space stacked with boards. Paxton, in a black leather jacket over a white shirt, looks off to the right with a tense, plotting expression, while Dourif, in a tan work shirt, stares up at him suspiciously. The cramped, sweaty look fits the darkly comic episode where they eat entire sticks of butter straight out of the wrapper.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jan 7

Chamberlain. Quisling. Schumer.

Chuck Schumer stands at a wooden podium in full color, speaking into two microphones. Behind him, two large black-and-white, ghostlike figures hover in a smoky haze: Neville Chamberlain on the left and Vidkun Quisling on the right. Both “spirits” are slightly faded and glowing at the edges, smiling as they loom over Schumer from the background.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jan 4

If they really wanted their drummer to be happy and healthy, they would have a water bottle and wood chips in there at least

A large clear plexiglass “habitat” sits on a stage under warm spotlights, containing an elaborate setup that looks suspiciously like a guinea pig’s luxury enrichment zone: a big round “exercise wheel,” multiple shiny “water bottle stands,” scattered “tunnels,” and a little platform with gadgets. Blue LED light panels glow in the background, as if to keep the tiny resident calm and well-lit during important squeaking operations.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Jan 2

Pretty funny that my friend shows me a special about Rehab that has a bit about bumping rails off the changing stations, and THIS was the shirt I happened to be wearing.

A man with short dark hair and a full beard in a living room tugging the front of his white T-shirt to show the graphic. The shirt reads “PLEASE DON’T DO KETAMINE OFF THE” above a cartoon koala hugging a baby, with “Koala Kare” and “CHANGING STATION” below. In front of him, a laptop sits open on a small table, playing John Mulaney’s special Baby K, with Mulaney onstage in a bright suit against a green-lit backdrop. A bookshelf, wall art, and a potted plant are visible in the background.

Jesse Mac@jessemackinnon· Dec 30

“Gay race communist” This is what I lead with on Tinder.