Baxter 🦇

@jetbaxter

Fruity, batty, socially inept, always tired, aspiring 3D stuff doer. Biologically 42 yrs. Mentally idfk. Used to go by Tansunn. Want to support me? Icon by @dynamo-deepblue.bsky.social Reaction images by @homanix.bsky.social

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Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· 15d

In response to the quoted post, Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, is reaching out with the caption "REALLY REALLY WANT!"

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· 25d

🎵 I just want to close my eyes. I just want to fall asleep, 'cause I'm tired as fuck, and I don't want to be awake. But I still got a job to do, and shit I need to pay for, too, but I'm still tired as fuck, and I don't want to be awake.🎵

Baxter, an anthropomorphic fruit bat, looking completely drained of energy. He is slumped down with his chin resting on a tabletop, and his eyes are barely open. There is a presumably caffeinated hot beverage in a mug on the tabletop.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Jun 9

A screen capture of a Bluesky post with a picture of Goombella from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door looking up information about someone in her Tattle Log. The post says:

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Jun 6

If I had a nickel for every time I saw nudity used as a source of comedy in a manga adaptation of a video game that seemed targeted at a younger demographic, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but I also don't read a lot of manga.

Two frames from the first volume of a Splatoon manga, showing how the inklings can change from squid form to human form.

Panel 1:

Two inklings are walking side by side. One is female, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, sneakers, and headphones. One is male, wearing nothing but a pair of goggles on his forehead.

Narration: "They can change into humans too!"

Panel 2:

The female angrily slaps the male while shouting, "Why the heck are you naked?!"

The male has an exaggerated pained expression as he replies, "I forgot to get dressed...!"

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· May 18

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, dropping the clothes he is no longer wearing. He's using one of his wings to hide his bare body from view.

Drawn by @homanix.bsky.social

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· May 5

For the love of the gods, please SHUT UP. #ACNH #AnimalCrossing

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character digging up a small clam on the beach. He says, "I got a manila clam! Manila is my favorite flavor of clam!"

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· May 5

One for every actually funny joke you have. #ACNH #AnimalCrossing

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character catching a fish and saying, "I caught a clown fish! How many can fit in a carfish?"

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· May 3

I'm catching up on your playthrough at the moment, letting it play while I do other things. Had a bit of a jump scare when I saw this in my peripheral vision.

A screenshot from part 2 of the SnapCube stream of Majora's Mask. Approximately 1/6 of the screen is covered by a close-up of a face that looks way too happy.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· May 2

I missed the latest update and I just saw Charlotte's in there! Could I please get her isolated?

A cropped image of Likeshine's Birdstaking with a spotlight on Charlotte, an anthropomorphic magpie character belonging to @JetBaxter

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 29

WTF, there was supposed to be an image attached to that post. Guess I'll attach it here.

A meme showing someone looking disgusted at a package of Naked Bread organic hot dog buns, and the same person looking intrigued by an altered version of the same package. It has been altered to change the grouping of the words, so that instead of [hot dog] [buns] it says [hot] [dog buns].

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 23

Write your name with satellite images! science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

A collection of satellite images showing landmarks that resemble letters. They spell "Baxter".

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 20

4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 15

I've got a big heart to show, too!

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, poking his head out from behind a giant conversation heart that says "I like your butt"

Drawn by @howdylake.com

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 12

Right back atcha!

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, smiling happily.

Drawn by @homanix.bsky.social

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 12

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, giving two thumbs up.

Drawn by @homanix.bsky.social

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 9

This grabbed my attention so I gave it a try. It's kinda like root beer but with a smokier taste. I dig it.

A picture of a can of Frontier Alaska Soda of the White Birch Beer variety.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 3

I think the status page is bugged. It says the ongoing maintenance started a year ago.

Apr 3, 2025

[Ongoing]

Planned Site Maintenance

* We are performing scheduled maintenance on FurAffinity

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Apr 2

Gotta go to work. Still feeling sick. Not as sick as I have been, but still not great. Bleh.

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, looking tired and worn out. His glasses are crooked and his hair is messy.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Mar 27

I keep seeing @sonicmega.bsky.social talking about these. I was curious, so I checked to see if my local store carries them. It does. Then I thought, am I really going to let a voice actor whose work I enjoy peer pressure me into getting some? I did. Guess I know what's for dessert tonight.

A bag of Fruit Riot! The front of the packaging says:

Real fruit, unreal flavor
Fruit Riot!
Sour grapes mix
Mixed berry, lemon lime, green apple
Freshly frozen grapes splashed with lemon juice and a sour candy coating

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Mar 25

Me learning that "emoji" has nothing to do with "emoticon" and is literally the Japanese words "e" and "moji", translating to "picture characters" or "pictograph".

Baxter, an anthropomorphic flying fox, showing a blank expression as his brain tries to process the information he has received.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Mar 13

You have plans already written down! Even if you forget you can just read the plans! Don't be a moron, Puck.

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "One of the bugs in the floor whispered the DIY instructions in my ear while I was sleeping last night."

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "So I gotta build it before I forget what it even is!"

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "Check it out! Plans for a music stand! I can teach ya if ya want!"

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing the player character talking to a penguin named Puck. Puck says, "Leave it to me! I got it all scribbled down right here...so just read this!"

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Mar 13

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Mar 7

You know what? She's right.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Mar 5

Tired. Want to sleep. Have to work. Bleh.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Feb 28

Why this order? I'd expect alphabetical order or "uno dos tres" order (which would have also been the pokedex order), but it's neither. Dos tres uno? 2, 3, 1? Twenty-three is number one? Michael Jordan!?

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Feb 25

My Animal Crossing character is not me. It will never be me. If it was, I wouldn't be saying terrible one-liners every single time I caught something. Or I'd be mocking the one-liners, like

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Feb 23

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Feb 17

Each entry in the franchise has a subtitle, like the .hack//SIGN anime, or the .hack//G.U. trilogy of games. So SIGN is its own story, and the G.U. games are their own story, but they all take place in the same world where strange things happen in a popular MMORPG.

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Feb 15

I was so tired yesterday that I forgot to share my conversation heart. 🎨: @howdylake.com

Baxter 🦇@jetbaxter· Feb 12

Sounds like a design flaw to me.