Remember when Bean had his spine broken and was permanently wheelchair bound ever since?

Yo I'm heading out for a VERY enthusiastic drive. Anyone want me to pick up something while I'm out? Sodas? Chips? Anything?

Or this.

Honestly, I don't know how anyone would prefer your bog-standard kart racer over this. This is the kind of finish that gets everyone in the facility on their feet and screaming their lungs out.

To quote the enigmatic Dr Nefario after he became enlightened and moved to Australia...

THE BIRD HATH EMERGED... ... With heavy bags under his eyes and a blanket tucked under his arm. Looks like Jet can't sleep.

[ Judging by the DEAFENING ROAR nearby, it seems like Jet's practicing again. ]

(( el goblino )) (( la creatura ))

(( I redesigned THE LAD's face in my Tomodachi island look at him he looks properly like Jet now. ))

(( Oh yeah they also got married )) (( Bubsy came to the wedding I knew my man Bubsy wouldn't let me down. What a real one that bubs ))

YOU ERR TO CLOSE TO DANGER. WATCH THINE TONGUE LEST YE SUMMON THE DEMON RAT OF RAPPING PAST.

(( This happened by complete fucking accident. )) (( Like out of nowhere they weren't even interested and suddenly one islander spills their love and then they get interrupted by Scott Steiner in a bear outfit and then Jet comes barreling in outta nowhere and swooces them both. ))

What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?

Hey @radredechidna.bsky.social how does this make you feel?

"♪THEYGIVEYOUAWHITESHIRTWITHLONGSLEEVESTIEDAROUNDYOURBACKYOURETREATEDLIKETHIEVESDRUGYOUUPBECAUSETHEYRELAZYITSTOOMUCHWORKTOHELPACRAZYYYYYYY♪"

"Never thought I'd see an FD more psychotic than mine but uhhh..." "Yeah those are fuckin' ROCKET engines strapped to an RX7." "Where do I get one of these bad boys?"

(( Jet would overhear this, go "holy shit I gotta take notes" and then hang out and shoot the shit over how much they wanna beat the stuffing out of rich trust fund chuds. ))

*I...I still see him when I close my eyes.*

"There really is no one who can beat me in a one-on-one race, huh?" "Like, you'd need a massive handicap to even stand a chance against yours truly."

"Y'know what I love? The crazy-ass bodywork of time attack cars. There's like...fifty different fins and wings and louvers and canards and whatever just to try and get a LITTLE bit more downforce and make the car corner better." "This shit is wild."

"Is this why Sonic's loser friends never want to join in on my karaoke nights?"

Shit we gotta set up a game of CfNAtDW1940-1943. Ready your pasta points we're gonna start calculating fuel evaporation up in this house.

Yo anyone want to come over to the zeppelin for board game night I got some real bangers.

(( TWO YEARS )) (( I HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR TWO YEARS )) (( AND IT'S FINALLY FINISHED )) (( 320 CARS LATER )) (( 116 FULL PLAYTHROUGHS OF THE SAME 8 TRACKS LATER )) (( I HAVE FINALLY 100%ED R4 )) (( I GET TO DRIVE THE FUNNY CIRCULAR MAN NOW ))