the vet told him he is handsome and perfect, and she is a medical professional who sees animals all day, so I have no choice but to accept her expert opinion

I, uh, assume it means he has a rare spinal condition

OH NO. THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

okay calm down Claude, you're not doing THAT bad (... I'm tempted to ask it if it's sure this is the sixth time though)

TFW a random guy on the street stopped your butler to tell him how beautiful you are

excuse me, the what

seems about right

lmfao, I keep watching this. he's literally petting this toddler like it's a dog.

saving this from Deltarune Chapter 5 as a reaction image

love to see it. hope a bunch of soccer fans get home to Egypt, Iran, Bosnia, etc. full of stories about how great Seattle was and how nice the people were.

as my mom put it, "he has very expressive eyes"

"JD, Seattle University. Former Assistant Attorney General. She lives in Tacoma with her wife." "SECRETARY OF THE PIGEON CLUB"

every time we go to Home Depot, at least two people will stop and ask to pet him because, well, who wouldn't?

damn, what a beautiful fairway

who, apparently, are ridiculous "rich guy villain" video game stereotypes, that somehow escaped into reality

happy Pride (T-shirt from Robot vs. Sloth: www.robotvsloth.com)

well shit, maybe I can stand outside Lumen Field and join the chant from the street

lol I knew I'd seen this before somewhere

indeed, but for a much more horrifying reason

behold, my friend's house in WoW

drop an insult, see who picks it up

"I believe" same vibe: theonion.com/fact-checkin...

:(

RETVRN

what nonsense, Claude's safety rules won't permit adding Michael Madsen to my Zoom background pointing a gun at me

evergreen