John FP Lane
@jfplane
Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father.
He's not curing you! He's stealing your brain cells and setting fire to them! PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!!!
“Offer excludes all #DoctorWho items…” So, the thing most people go to you for? Fuck off, Character Options.
Congratulations on posing for a photo that makes you look exactly like a gestapo officer inspecting a prison camp. Nazi chic suits Frau Mahmood, who will soon announce her next immigration policy plan of stabbing asylum seekers in the stomach on arrival to check for human blood.
Look at this disgustingly explicit shot of a full frontal cock and balls. #Trump #StateOfTheUnion
I bet she fucking does, given the dodgy back room deal that was the real reason for the ban. The moral bankruptcy of the Starmer cabinet could be used in hospitals as a powerful emetic.
It’s been a while since I read any Octavia E Butler, so I’m excited about this, especially as this novel is about a vampire. Everything I’ve read of hers before has been science fiction. Thoughtful, challenging science fiction, so I’m intrigued to discover her particular take on this genre. #books
#Pluribus was fantastic. What's less fantastic is having to wait two years for season 2. Just look how Carol feels about it!
So just giving this prick a prize is gonna be all it takes from now on then?
How can I put this politely? Ah yes. Fuck off, you greedy, snivelling two-faced piece of shit.
Saturday morning, a big box of chocs, and A Charlie Brown Christmas with the kids. Perfect.
New ways to distract you from the government doing fuck all about the cost of living.
Ah, the beatific expression of someone thinking about fingering herself in the evening to photos of corpses on boats.
I’m getting sick of seeing this cunt’s miserable fucking face. And she thinks she’s in with a shot at the PM slot! Rancid and deluded.
Jesus fucking Christ! Every new statement just gets worse and worse. Has there ever been a party that has so betrayed everything it used to stand for? I am beyond revolted. And none of this will make a blind bit of difference to the economy. It’s just the distraction of hate. Fuck this Labour govt.
Doesn’t the look on this wanker’s face say it all? Another utterly wrong decision from the world’s worst decision maker.
Oh, and there was me thinking it was a rigged economic system that ensures all the money flows to the wealthy while immiserising the poor and decimating any means the working class has to fight that imbalance or bargain collectively. Turns out it was some traumatised refugees. Thanks Shabana!
I recognise that I often post quite angry political stuff, most of the time tbh, but I believe I can entirely balance that out with this picture I just took in a bakery of possibly the most hilarious muffin ever.
If you look at this ad for Landman quick enough, Billy Bob looks like a Ferengi. #StarTrek