Jim Hartley

@jhdeer

Rated "tolerably strange" by a jury of my peers. More kinks than the average senior citizen. #deer #furry FA: furaffinity.net/user/jimhartley/

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Jim Hartley@jhdeer· 9d

Text on a starry blue background: "Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jul 12

This could be for anyone, really.

A card with a sombrero and poncho-wearing Chihuahua saying "ADIOS!" under a "Loss of Loved One" slot on a card shelf.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jun 23

A cake with rainbow sprinkles and "BIRTH" messily written in red all-caps.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· May 25

Wait until you find out there's a local(ish) ice cream place with a name pretty close to yours! toftdairy.com

A mural at Toft's Ice Cream Parlor (Port Clinton, Ohio).

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· May 25

A dog in a marijuana field: "I lost the ball but it's cool, it's all cooool"

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· May 24

Oh hello. 👀

SFW ref sheet for Jim Hartley (deer OC).

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jan 21

Show him that one Wolverine meme.

Ted Cruz with the caption "he looks like Wolverine if instead of claws, three flaccid penises slowly came out of Wolverine's hands."

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jan 18

It's ya boyyy.

An anthro deer wearing bi-colored boxer briefs and running with a Canadian flag in their arms as a cape.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jan 17

Serendipi-titty on my timeline.

Art of an owl playing a handheld console with mice cheering them on, followed by a separate post of "Pick up mouse. Apply to titty."

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jan 11

A bunch of men grabbing their backs in pain, with "Battlestar Sciatica" written above.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Dec 21

A scene from "Back to the Future" with a cake saying "Welcome Home, Uncle Joey" as a bird flies out of jail.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Nov 9

That whole set just LOOKS like an amazing fever dream.

An inverted roller coaster (F.L.Y. in Phantasialand), with detailed steampunk theming.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Nov 1

Like plating a fancy dinner.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jul 21

"Graphic design is my passion" levels of jar-filling here.

Various filled and unfilled size kink jars (oral vore, anal vore and cock vore = overflowing).

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· May 24

A cartoon of a deer in a party hat, blowing a party favor. This differs from his usual habit of blowing people at parties for favors.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Apr 29

Is calling this the CO2 "hockey stick" graph a little on the nose for Canada?

Chart showing a 20+ point swing in favor of the Liberal Party of Canada since Trump took office.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Feb 21

Count me among those who did not think Binnington had it in him (though hilariously he's won two championships in that building now).

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Feb 19

Best part about the Winchester House is being a block away from a pretty good indoor/outdoor mall, with about the same chance of being haunted.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Feb 11

Deer with funny face with the caption "I CAME".

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Feb 3

"Gossip Girl" promo shot reworked to read "Go Piss Girl".

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jan 31

The capital equivalent of the Orlando minifig Jesus car.

A car bedecked in many, many, many figurines, with Bible quotes strewn about like a Funko fever dream.

Jim Hartley@jhdeer· Jan 25

Supposedly the glass was finally replaced last year, though I can't find anything corroborating it. Still a great little piece of lore. Random other fact about that room: the organ is reportedly the same one Captain Nemo plays from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, albeit with different pipes.