I need one of these in the house

I’ve had a few of those in the past

C’mon that one team, I have $11 riding on this.

Treat yo’sef

I’m gonna be a saddie if this thing doesn’t show up in one of our HomeGoods

Sorry bout the Docs

Just found out the guy I sold my caddy to (acquaintance & former owner, but not who I bought it from) sold it in June. ☹️ While I couldn’t have bought her back, it would’ve been nice if he’d asked since he knew how much it hurt to let it go.

Don’t talk to me or my former F1 correspondent son ever again

Anyone need a Track Night in America packet from 2017? I have an extra.

Kitchen cleaning beer

Housing & other bills: $1600 Sushi & booze: $2000 Pleez help me figure out a budget, my $70k car is dying

My man knows what I like. Lunch date turned into dinner leftovers. 🥰 @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social

Finally found some good stuff

A special breed of people work here.

This is how you know the beer list is bad today.

Little Riot in Benson

Be the reason your neighbors try to impose an HOA. I’m prolly gonna buy this.

🎶do you see what I see🎶

I’d buy these in a second without the coke logo

Trying to sell the ol paperweight to an acquaintance & he’s asking way too many questions that should already be answered by seeing the thing.

😍

Someone was up before me

What a fantastic show! The Astro is my fav place in town, they got it right.

dumpster week dumpster week dumpster week

Never tan, embrace your translucentness

Jills deserve a little grocery store soosh, as a treat, for not killing anyone this week

9 dolla box of hair dye never fails me

Share a rainbow

🥰 I haven’t gotten flowers in ages