Jill Hamilton

@jillhamilton

author • arts shill • ethical living • pro-science • urbanism + walkability fan • tree hugger • she/her Epekwitk/Charlottetown via NS 🇨🇦 blog: Author account:

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Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· 22d

Someone at Holland College: “We have this ENORMOUS brick wall that faces a busy street. We should paint our name on it.” “Sounds great, I’m on it.”

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Jul 10

still more functional than most modern pickup trucks

A wee little Red Bull pickup truck with an enormous Red Bull can perched precariously on the back edge of the back and leaning against the cab.

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Jun 29

I really need someone who doesn’t have a dog to go get Ducky. He’s been at the Humane Society for too long and he seems precious. peihumanesociety.com/adopt/dogs/

Ducky, a black and white cardigan corgi who looks like he’s smiling

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Jun 6

hey folks uhhhhh email/call your city councillors because this is some real bullshit www.saltwire.com/prince-edwar...

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Jun 6

My haul! 📚

A special edition paperback copy of “The Princess Bride” by William Goldman with gold foil elements on the cover. Three bookmarks and one pair of poly clay earrings that look like Dunkaroo cookies dipped in vanilla frosting with rainbow sprinkles

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Jun 1

HIGHLY recommend his older stuff on YouTube too. Some fav’s: youtu.be/GBwELzvnrQg?... youtu.be/-e6lS_AvYO8?... A tax season must-listen: youtu.be/INPswB2dtDQ?... And my fav CF TikTok in case you don’t have it:

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· May 25

The PEI Writers Guild is working on revitalizing their literary awards program and they are inviting Island authors to have a say. Please share with your writerly friends! facebook.com/events/s/pei...

PEI WRITING AWARDS COMMUNITY CONVERSATION
June 13, 1-4 PM
Charlottetown Library

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· May 11

I do think it’s funny that the PEI Government has this as their meta info in order to redirect would-be tourists.

A screenshot from Google showing the top listing for the PEI gov website but directing visitors to check out tourismpei.com

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Apr 16

Oh. Yes.

Flyer for a Scholastic-themed Book Fair Fundraiser at the Charlottetown Library

June 6-7
1990s-2000s themed
$5 admission

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Feb 20

These two ads showing up at once lol

Screenshot of a CBC article with two sponsored ads, one under the article and one beside it, both are from the Government of Canada.
One is promoting an informational page for people to learn more about pansexuality (yay!) and the other is from the Canadian Forces: “Apply to be a part-time gunner in the Army Reserve”

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Feb 15

Happy Jack Frost Weekend for all who celebrate

The former Jack Frost mascot on the side of a truck. He had a snowflake head, a robe, scarf, mittens, boots and no pants. His robe stops at the upper thigh

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Jan 19

she fluffy

A photo of a front yard covered in a thick layer of snow with tree branches weighed down with snow

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Dec 23

Still thinkin’ about these VIPS.

Voortman Festive cookies - green wreath sugar cookies in a red package

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 29

I love the rat.

CUPE strikers protesting in front of City Hall. A giant inflatable rat with its arms up stands nearby.

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 27

Mom found this. I loved Woodleigh Replicas.

Tiny Jill standing in front of a Tudor style building at Woodleigh Replicas

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 15

😌

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 14

Which Keith are you today? I’m 1

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 13

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 8

I knew I had to do this artwork justice.

Canadian Heritage Minutes: A Part of Our History
Government of Canada logos

Features a photo of inside a bathroom stall where someone has graffiti'd a stylized "cool S"

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 8

Me peeking into the new Bookmark space

Snow White smooshing her face up against a window

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Oct 1

Why would you make an alarm clock this way? You have to press a button on the back to turn off the alarm. A bit awkward but it works. But the snooze is on top and not a physical button so you just brush your hand against it and it turns on. WHY? Shouldn’t you need to put in some effort to snooze?

An alarm clock with a snooze button on top that is just flat

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Sep 29

jfc

A screenshot of the smiling man photo on Ed’s wall

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Sep 14

Anyone a kitchen layout wizard? Even if you’re not, anyone want to suggest how we could fix the stupid layout of our kitchen/dining room? Counter space is limited and I don’t think there’s room near the plumbing for a built-in dishwasher. Just seems like a lot of dead space.

A diagram of a kitchen/dining room.
A) Side door we use to enter the house
B) Bench and storage
C) Sliding patio doors
D) Trash bins within baby gated area because our dog is naughty
E) Window
F) Dishwasher on a trolley thing (we hook it up to the sink to use it)
G) Oven
H apparently didn’t make the cut.
I) Double sink
J) Microwave
K) Fridge
L) Door to basement
M) Wide doorway to living room
N) Closet for recycling, cleaning supplies
O) Coat closet, shoes
P) Dining table used for junk collection and basically never dining
Q) Wee trolley where our air fryer lives when not in use

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Sep 10

NNNNNNNNNNO.

poster for LungNSPEI on the wall of a pharmacy featuring an AI-generated senior in hiking gear. She is holding a hiking pole with a six-fingered hand.

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Aug 30

A dog looks at the computer and says “what a lovely day on the inter- good lord.”

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Aug 27

When Ed can’t swear on CNN

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Aug 13

it me.

Liz Lemon: What a week, huh?

Jack Donaghy: Lemon, it’s Wednesday.

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Aug 4

I haven’t MADE anything or done any crafting in a long time. But today I had a burst of creative energy for the first time in forever and whipped together a display for my enamel pins.

A round picture frame framing a collection of enamel pins on pink cotton fabric. The pins are varied in size and style and color.
- 2 corgis
- 2 Jane Austen pins
- a hammer related to the suffrage movement
- a Tudor rose
- Craft Queen
- *Great Job* hands clapping
- Medieval Times
- a green ghoul face
- Phantom of the Opera
- Don’t be a Dick
- “I Ate the 5th Meat”
- Cuterus
- Zag on ‘Em

Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Aug 4

Please seek medical attention.

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When you're in a barn and you toot so badly even the barn smells can't cover
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Mixing chili, coffee, and a bran muffin like some kind of fuckin' wizard.
I have hot snakes, you guys.
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Keith Burgoyne @keithburgoyne.b... • 6d
Shout out to everyone who feigns coughing as they mute their Zoom microphone to fart.
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Keith Burgoyne @keithburgoyne.... •7d
Things I have done in a library:
* read books
* use computers
* fart
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Jill Hamilton@jillhamilton· Aug 3

We had this bad boy in the 90s. It broke down a lot but it kind of just kept surviving for a long time. No one else had one of these weird-ass cars so we got some looks. They were all just jealous of our sick-ass ride.